Post by Nightwhisper on Apr 20, 2003 22:55:23 GMT -6
Lend Me Your Ear
After a six month absence guess who's favorite brown eyed lovely easedropper is back?That's right,wrestling fans,the queen of the rumor mill has returned and brought a host of juicy news.
An elaborate plot to bring about the demise of GroundZero Wrestling 2K1 has been revealed.The conspirators have conspired with high ranking executives from both Hong Kong Wrestling Federation and Universal Wrestling Alliance in order to bring down the model federation of Combined Championship Wrestling from the inside.The conspirators names have been revealed to me quite yet but names such as Tate Troublesome,Angel Profit-Williams,and James Tanner are possible names.
Speaking of newly assigned Deputy Commissioner James Tanner,isn't there an age limit when a person can have a multi-million dollar job?I thought America had a child labor law?Desecrator is expected to be apart of the structure that operates GZW2K1 but can't even walk into a store and buy alcohol.But that's not the juicy part.
Has anyone noticed the influx of underage wrestlers into GZW2K1?Well this romper room stampede is all due to Tanner.It seems that went back to his high school he graduted from two years ago in Atlanta and gave all the bullies that picked on him a wrestling contract.To get revenge Tanner plans to keep them in dark matches and use them to put over the established superstars.Kind of like how the Booking Committee used Jacob Helmsley.
News flash!!This just in about "Career Killer" Maxx Pain.It seems that the former two-time GZW2K1 Television and World heavyweight Champion signed a letter of intent to wrestle solely for Universal Wrestling Alliance.Oh,my fault,that is just UWA World Champion Seven.
Whispers in the night were heard concerning the return of many of GZW2K1's top superstars this month and it seems that the Executive Committee of GZW2K1 as well as GroundZero Enterprises upper brass were extremely worried about the new wave of younger wrestlers coming in (see a few paragraphs above) and their ability or lack of to handle the extreme pressure of carrying the flagship federation into its third year.As such sure to be future Ring of Honor Icons "The Forsaken One" Magic,"Smooth Operator" Billy Bond,and GZW2K1 2002 Lord of the Coliseum "Wicked One" Deacon Kane were commissioned to come back.I even heard that Ring of Honor Icon Jason Makaveli is set to return from retirement by the end of the summer.
It is a definite fact that GZW2K1 World Heavyweight Champion Zachary Sharp and Kandi Fortune are indeed an item.I was strolling downtown Atlanta,Georgia and guess who I saw walking out of Bloomingdale's holding hands?Need I say anymore?With Krista supposedly kidnappped (I'll get to that in a moment) and Monarch taken out of business by the sledgehammer wielding Magic,it seems that nothing is standing in the way of this sick twisted older woman/young boy relationship.Whatever works,huh,Kandi?Keep them young and dumb.
After a six month absence guess who's favorite brown eyed lovely easedropper is back?That's right,wrestling fans,the queen of the rumor mill has returned and brought a host of juicy news.
An elaborate plot to bring about the demise of GroundZero Wrestling 2K1 has been revealed.The conspirators have conspired with high ranking executives from both Hong Kong Wrestling Federation and Universal Wrestling Alliance in order to bring down the model federation of Combined Championship Wrestling from the inside.The conspirators names have been revealed to me quite yet but names such as Tate Troublesome,Angel Profit-Williams,and James Tanner are possible names.
Speaking of newly assigned Deputy Commissioner James Tanner,isn't there an age limit when a person can have a multi-million dollar job?I thought America had a child labor law?Desecrator is expected to be apart of the structure that operates GZW2K1 but can't even walk into a store and buy alcohol.But that's not the juicy part.
Has anyone noticed the influx of underage wrestlers into GZW2K1?Well this romper room stampede is all due to Tanner.It seems that went back to his high school he graduted from two years ago in Atlanta and gave all the bullies that picked on him a wrestling contract.To get revenge Tanner plans to keep them in dark matches and use them to put over the established superstars.Kind of like how the Booking Committee used Jacob Helmsley.
News flash!!This just in about "Career Killer" Maxx Pain.It seems that the former two-time GZW2K1 Television and World heavyweight Champion signed a letter of intent to wrestle solely for Universal Wrestling Alliance.Oh,my fault,that is just UWA World Champion Seven.
Whispers in the night were heard concerning the return of many of GZW2K1's top superstars this month and it seems that the Executive Committee of GZW2K1 as well as GroundZero Enterprises upper brass were extremely worried about the new wave of younger wrestlers coming in (see a few paragraphs above) and their ability or lack of to handle the extreme pressure of carrying the flagship federation into its third year.As such sure to be future Ring of Honor Icons "The Forsaken One" Magic,"Smooth Operator" Billy Bond,and GZW2K1 2002 Lord of the Coliseum "Wicked One" Deacon Kane were commissioned to come back.I even heard that Ring of Honor Icon Jason Makaveli is set to return from retirement by the end of the summer.
It is a definite fact that GZW2K1 World Heavyweight Champion Zachary Sharp and Kandi Fortune are indeed an item.I was strolling downtown Atlanta,Georgia and guess who I saw walking out of Bloomingdale's holding hands?Need I say anymore?With Krista supposedly kidnappped (I'll get to that in a moment) and Monarch taken out of business by the sledgehammer wielding Magic,it seems that nothing is standing in the way of this sick twisted older woman/young boy relationship.Whatever works,huh,Kandi?Keep them young and dumb.