Wednesday Wyldsyde 4th June 2003

[Mrs. M]

Wednesday Wyldsyde

3rd June 2003

Broadcast from the GZW Arena, Atlanta.

With Mrs. Murakame, 'El Gambit' Santiago DeTouwce, and 'Jaguar' Jackie Lee.




Line Up

[glow=blue,2,000]Tag Team Match[/glow]The Renegades V Slicky Gel & Shokuba No Saru

[glow=blue,2,000]Triple Threat Match[/glow]Dante Xavier V Eric Douglas V Ryan Creed

[glow=blue,2,000]Singles Match[/glow]Sean 'Magic' Fiery V Robert Turner

[glow=blue,2,000]US Title Tournament First Round Match[/glow]Tommy Casper V 'Champion of the People' Nathan Williams

[glow=blue,2,000]US Title Tournament First Round Match[/glow]Zachary Sharp V 'Mr. PoP' Derek Ashton

[glow=red,2,000]MAIN EVENT - Television Title Match[/glow] Shane 'Ruff' Ryder V Victor XTC

The Wyldsyde team theme tune, ‘Bring Her Down (GZW Instrumental Mix)’ by Rob Zombie blasts over the PA with a virtual Guy Fawkes Day of pyro! Mrs. M appeared on the zerotron to a cheer from the crowd! Lapping it up, the old lady waved enthusiastically! Closely following her was El Gambit, who got something less of a warm reaction. Finally, ‘Jaguar’ Jackie Lee joins them, and he gets a few more cheers than El G. All three headed down to the ring, Mrs. M and Jackie hitting low fives; El G generally jeering at the fans.

On the zerotron screen, as the delicate, yet menacing, quiet build up start of the brand new Wyldsyde theme ‘Gunboat’ by Vixtrola plays, various close up shots of GZW Superstar’s with serious looks on their faces: Kid Kaos, Symon, Shane Ryder, Adam Cage, Billy Bond, Justin Sharp, Eclipse, Robert Turner, both Renegades, Nathan Williams, Magic, Zac Sharp, Maxx Pain, Paul Spartan.

The beat kicks in, and various superstars hit finishers and high impact moves. Nathan Williams (as T-Rex) hits Extinction on Magic. Shane Ryder hits Full Effect on Maxx Pain. El Gambit performs a moonsualt while holding a steel chair onto Celestia L'Yark. David Miller hits Renegation on Slicky Gel. Justin Sharp hits the Hydra on Maxx Pain. Jackie Lee hits his Running Powerslam on Albert Wuchie. Eric Douglas hits a huge knock out punch on Mr. Suave. Maxx Pain hits a Career Ender on Billy Bond. Victor XTC synchs in his Gambit Lock on Santiago DeTouwce as he screams out that he gives up. Hades hits a dragonrana on Angelfire. Monarch hits Imperial Impalement on Maxx Pain. Finally, the fateful fall of Spartan and Zac Sharp in the Highway to Hell match from Fallout: Destination Unknown is shown.

As the theme tune continued to play, crazy pyro blasted around the arena to announce GZW's Wednesday Night Wyldsyde!

Mrs. M raved about the line-up for Wyldsyde, Jackie winged that there were no HKWF guys on the line up, and El G stated that those debiluchos that weren’t in New Xperience would get their arses beaten all the way around the GZW arena!







MATCH RESULTS

Tag Team Match - The Renegades V Slicky Gel & Shokuba No Saru
Slicky Gel started for his team, and Keston Andrews started for his. Slicky missed a dropkick after an Irish whip, and Keston capitalised, hitting a bulldog for a two count. From there, the renegades made quick tags and double teamed (legally) the unfortunate Slicky Gel. After a devastating double powerbomb, Shokuba broke up the count. However, Keston boots him in the gut, and tosses him over the top rope. He follows with a crossbody. Meanwhile, in the ring, David Miller hits Renegation on Slicky and covers him for the three count. Mrs. M remarks with shock that Shokuba No Saru never got in the ring, and Jackie said that the Renegades deliberately isolated him which is sound tag wrestling. El G said they were both debiluchos and the best tag team in GZW was Victor XTC and Shane Henessey.
WINNERS BY PINFALL: The Renegades

Triple Threat Match - Dante Xavier V Eric Douglas V Ryan Creed
The advantage swapped and changed quickly in this match with the volativity of having three competitors making it difficult for anyone to build up any momentum or advantage. Douglas nearly got a pinfall after a knockout punch on Creed, but Xavier broke up the pin. Similarly, Xavier nearly got a pinfall on Douglas after a Karmabuster, but Creed broke up the pinfall. Not long after, Creed nearly won the match with a Creedplex on Douglas, but Xavier broke up the pin! All three men took a load of punishment, but eventually Dante Xavier capitalised on being left to recover by Ryan Creed. Creed hit a CVD on Douglas, but immediately after, Xavier was up and caught him in a Tiger Suplex into a bridge pin to gain the upset victory. Jackie Lee commented that all three competitors showed great potential, and could take GZW by storm. El Gambit replied not as much as NX, and Mrs. M threatened to slap his legs if he didn’t shut up about his stable.
WINNER BY PINFALL: Dante Xavier

A promo comes on over the zerotron screen: Locker room full of hockey players suiting up, lacing up their boots. They go down the ramp to the playing surface. One player steps onto the ice… Suddenly, he gets run over by a zamboni machine. Blood flies and splatters onto the other players. They all nonchalantly laugh. Player: “He should have looked both ways before crossing like his mommy told him!” Announcer: “Tired of boring ‘regular’ ice hockey? Check out the only XTREME Hockey League in town, the XHL!” Scene cuts to a player running away from a rabid man-eating polar bear.

Singles Match - Sean 'Magic' Fiery V Robert Turner
Robert Turner headed to the ring, and soon after Magic’s music played. However, no Sean Fiery came through the curtains, and the zerotron screen showed Magic laid out in the parking lot. He hadn’t even been allowed to enter the arena before being brutalised and knocked out! A steel chair and a cosh were left on the scene, near his unconscious body. The ref had no choice but to count out Magic and award the victory to Robert Turner. Mrs. M speculated that it had to have been New Xperience, but El Gambit siad there was no proof. Jackie speculated that Robert Turner might be joining NX!
WINNER BY COUNT OUT: Robert Turner

[Mrs. M]

Backstage, Vampira congratulated Dante Xavier on his victory in the triple threat match earlier in the night. She then became hostile, saying that the suplex he used as a finisher was a patent of hers, and she calls it ‘the Vampire Suplex’! However, as quickly as she became hostile, she changed attitude completely and seductively put a kiss on his cheek and added how much she ‘luuuuurves’ his gothic image. Vampira left, leaving Dante looking confused!

The scene cut to the New Xperience locker room, and Tommy Casper was shown telling his comrades from Ethan Kannon to Shane Henessey to Enon that he does not want them to interfere in his match against Nathan Williams. He states that he’ll go out and prove that he can beat the Champion of the People single-handedly.

US Title Tournament First Round Match - Tommy Casper V 'Champion of the People' Nathan Williams
Casper started out the match frustrating Nathan with his high-flying, unconventional arsenal of moves, hitting kicks, body blocks and leverage moves that the big man seemed to have no answer for! However, Nathan caught a cross body block attempt and whirled Casper into a devastating sidewalk slam for a long two! From there, Nathan hit three powerbombs in a row, but Casper kicked out. Casper fought back, even hitting a top rope hurancanrana, but couldn’t put the determined and resilient Champion of the People away. Nathan regained the momentum by swatting away a missile dropkick and nailing a big legdrop. He then grabbed Casper by the neck and slammed him to the mats with a huge full nelson slam. However, the resilient Tommy Casper got up as Nathan showboated, and spun Nathan around, then nailed him with a boot to the gut. He then quickly hooked him up and dropped him with a spinning Falcon Arrow! Casper then quickly jumped onto the top the turnbuckle and crashed down upon Nathan with a scintillating 360 degrees splash! Casper hooked the leg, but shockingly Nathan was able to kick out! Casper was beside himself, and called for his Comatose finisher. However, Nathan powered out, but held onto Casper’s legs. With Casper helpless, slung across his back, Nathan executed a vicious move whereby he say down, spiking Casper’s head into the canvas. With a ‘burnt bananas’, a ‘mierda’, and a ‘bloody hell’ from the commentary team, Nathan collected the academic three count to progress in the tournament.
WINNER BY PINFALL: Nathan Williams

US Title Tournament First Round Match - Zachary Sharp V 'Mr. PoP' Derek Ashton
Both men who share no love loss started aggressively, and the wrestling match quickly became a fist-fight. Zac got the advantage and managed to hit a back body drop. However, Ashton was quick on the return after catching Zac’s leg from a kick attempt and nailing him with a leg screw. Ashton then started concentrating on Zac Sharp’s leg. At one point Ashton locked on a Bean Town Victory, but Zac was able to get the ropes to break the hold. Ashton went for the Devil’s Advocate, but Zac reversed into a back body drop. A subsequent powerbomb into a bridge pin gained Zac a two count. Zac went for Sharpness, but Derek reversed the move into a pin for a two count that was so close, you couldn’t fit a sheet of paper between the ref’s hand and the canvas. As he got up, Zac applauded Derek and offered a handshake, but spiteful Derek booted him in the gut and hit a DDT. Derek went back to work on Zac’s legs with three dragon leg screws, but a forth attempt was met with an inseguri. Both men layed out on the canvas for a seven count until Zac draped an arm over Derek’s chest. Derek, somehow, managed to kick out at two. Both struggled to their feet, but it was Derek who got caught as Zac steamed in with a spear. However, the Dreamcatcher follow up move from the top rope hit nothing but mat. At this point, ‘Smooth Operator’ Billy Bond appeared on the zerotron to watch the action. Derek hurled abuse, and Zac rolled him up for a very close two count. Derek got up and flicked a middle finger at Billy, but Zac was up and grabbed him, hoisted him onto his shoulders and dropped him with Sharpness! Zac covered and gained the place in the next round of the tournament with a three count!
WINNER BY PINFALL: Zac Sharp

Maxx Pain was shown walking through the backstage area. Weston Bentley approached him, and asked why he was at the arena when he wasn’t on the card. However, Maxx shoved Weston out the way and continued to walk.

MAIN EVENT: Television Title Match
Shane 'Ruff' Ryder V Victor XTC
With two light-heavyweight contenders fighting for the Television title, the pace was quick and the moves acrobatic. Both men started with a series of pinning combinations: neither got the job done, but they got an impressed cheer from the crowd and a big up from El Gambit behind the commentary table. Victor gained the advantage with an eye poke, and from there he dominated for minutes with hiptoss variations and a cross body block that gained a two count. A top ropes cross body attempt was missed by Victor, and Ryder capitalised with a slingshot that catapulted Victor out of the ring. The two men brawled outside of the ring, but a low blow from Victor gained him the advantage once more. A body slam and a moonsault off the guard rail from Victor gained a GZW chant from the fans. Victor rolled Ryder into the ring, and was shocked when he only got a two count. Ryder battled back not long after, and nailed a brainbuster, but Victor kicked out at two! As Ryder went for a back body drop, Victor put on the breaks, got the double underhook and destroyed him with a horrendous Chaos Driver that drilled his head right into the mat. Victor went for the cover, and the ref was about to hit three when suddenly Maxx Pain slid into the ring after coming through the crowd! Maxx booted Victor off Ryder, and then hit Ryder with a Career Ender! Immediately Ethan Kannon stormed the ring, and he and Victor double teamed Maxx, but the mayhem wasn’t over there as Eddie Knoxville ran down the aisle and joined the mad melee attacking Kannon from behind! The ref had no choice but to call for a no contest. Kannon and Knoxville brawled to the back, and XTC hit a Gibraltarsault on Maxx Pain! Victor left the ring with his arms in the air, as both Maxx Pain and Shane Ryder were left half-conscious messes in the ring. The show faded as El Gambit complained that Victor should be the TV Champion, but that New Xperience were going to continue to dominate and the TV title would be theirs anyway after Crimson when Kannon would take it!
RESULT: No Contest





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