Post by Sir Chris Cairns on Jan 21, 2012 21:13:39 GMT -6
William Black's scheduled match at Aftermath2K11 did not go ahead at the pay-per-view due to an apparent injury suffered by the unlucky Globalstar.
Black was set to single-handedly compete against at least three dozen lower card enhancement talents in a Handicap Iron Man Barb Wire Ropes I Quit match. Unfortunately, a long list of injuries have been catching up with Black as of late, including (but not limited to):
- Broken legs
- Dislocated eye socket
- Ruptured spleen
- 2,475 stitches
- Fragmented spinal column
- Broken nose in five places
- Acid burns
- Cheese grater wounds to genitals
- Extreme anxiety disorders
- He's in a coma
Perhaps most crucial to the fact that he was unable to compete tonight at Aftermath was the fact that he has been unconscious for the past eight weeks.
An unhappy Commissioner Icon Nathaniel Muthafuckin' Davis was heard to say: "Well, dis honky be a muthafuckin disgrace to da Globalverse. How dare he not show up for his big match at Aftermath2K11. I will have to spend a considerable amount of time thinking up some severe punishments fo' dis foo' as well as cancelling his medical insurance until he can prove do me dat he can clean up his dirty muthafuckin' honky act!"
Black is expected to return to the ring the moment he awakes from his coma.
Black was set to single-handedly compete against at least three dozen lower card enhancement talents in a Handicap Iron Man Barb Wire Ropes I Quit match. Unfortunately, a long list of injuries have been catching up with Black as of late, including (but not limited to):
- Broken legs
- Dislocated eye socket
- Ruptured spleen
- 2,475 stitches
- Fragmented spinal column
- Broken nose in five places
- Acid burns
- Cheese grater wounds to genitals
- Extreme anxiety disorders
- He's in a coma
Perhaps most crucial to the fact that he was unable to compete tonight at Aftermath was the fact that he has been unconscious for the past eight weeks.
An unhappy Commissioner Icon Nathaniel Muthafuckin' Davis was heard to say: "Well, dis honky be a muthafuckin disgrace to da Globalverse. How dare he not show up for his big match at Aftermath2K11. I will have to spend a considerable amount of time thinking up some severe punishments fo' dis foo' as well as cancelling his medical insurance until he can prove do me dat he can clean up his dirty muthafuckin' honky act!"
Black is expected to return to the ring the moment he awakes from his coma.
