"Live from the GZW2K1 Coliseum in Atlanta, Georgia."A long, orange-tinged and grainy video package set to
"The Day The World Went Away" by Nine Inch Nails displays some key moments from GZW2K1 history. All the major players, title changes, face/heel switches and twists and turns are in there, as well as all the Lord of the Coliseum winners in action.
We're live at the GZW2K1 Coliseum in Atlanta, Georgia. Looks to be a solid, Crimson-sized crowd of about 15,000 here filling out the entire lower half of the arena, the upper sections blacked out. Noisy crowd.
"Burn It Down" by Linkin Park is our generic theme song for GZW2K1's new and/or returning B-show. A melee of rockets explode on the entrance stage.
Pike:
IT'S TIME TO ONCE MORE DELVE INTO THE GROUNDZERO GLOBALVERSE DANGER ZONE! HOLD ONTO YOUR HARD HATS EVERYBODY, THIS IS GZW2K1 WRECKAGE!!!Hunt:
CHOCOLATE COVERED DUNKIN' DONUTS, I CAN BARELY HEAR MYSELF THINK IN HERE!!The entrance stage set-up is very Armageddon like, a large-scale model of a ravaged city skyline placed against an orange backdrop. The camera swoops over the heads of the cheering crowd, before offering a sweeping, birds-eye view of the orange and black themed wrestling ring, before settling on the announce table at ringside. Memphis Pike and Ring of Honor Icon Alexander Hunt have the call, Pike dressed in a ridiculously colour-coordinated orange and black striped tuxedo in order to fit with the show's overall colour scheme. Hunt mocks Pike's wardrobe choice relentlessly before the two run down tonight's card.
They're particularly excited to see who will face Alex Cross in tonight's main event with the GZW2K1 W.C.E.K. Television Championship on the line. We are reminded that we can vote for either Vitamin G, Sophia Wilson or Kate Greene Gilespie by heading on over to the GZW2K1 website. Memphis says it's great to be back on television and Hunt agrees, before going on to make lewd remarks about all the female Globalstars on the payroll these days. This casual sexism leads into Pike congratulating Munin on her accomplishment in winning the 2012 Lord of the Coliseum tournament.
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A brief video package of Munin's Lord of the Coliseum victory is displayed, accompanied by dramatic music and a voiceover man wondering where Munin will go from here. Intriguing stuff indeed!
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Back live and it's time to get our first match of the night up and running!
"Rubber Biscuit" by The Chips plays and Desolate Moo trundles his (technically
'their') way out onto the entrance stage to bemused silence from the previously very hot crowd.
Hunt: What in the hell is
that thing?! Is this really how we're going to kick off the world premiere of Wreckage?!
Moo is soon joined on stage by The Illegal Seagull and manager Snoop Donkey Donk. The ridiculous trio make their way down to the ring as Alex Hunt mocks them relentlessly on commentary. Of note, Desolate Moo has trouble climbing into the ring and requires assistance from Illegal Seagull, Snoop Donk, the referee, ring announcer Herbert Torres, and the timekeeper.
#DesolateMoo is trending on Twirker. Hardcore fans are Twirking their bemusement at this sure-fire train wreck being placed as the opening bout on Wreckage's landmark return to television. Amidst rumours that the Wreckage creative team aren't allowed to book anything more prestigious than a TV title main event, what exactly do these morons expect?
Next, the Japanese duo of Nobunaga and Annin make their way out onto the entrance stage. Tepid reaction from the Atlanta crowd for these newcomers, but the Japanese women seem eager to win over a cynical audience here tonight as Memphis Pike offers some background on the fighting style of GZW2K1's newest assets. Hunt points out that no matter what your game plan is, nothing can quite prepare you for a match against a cow and a giant seagull. Wise words from the Ring of Honor Icon, the announcers inexplicably playing this one very straight.
Memphis Pike suggests that Ring of Honor Icon Sincere will be watching the two young Japanese stars, Nobunaga and Annin, very closely in this match. Yeah, sure he will be...
The bell rings to get things underway and it's The Illegal Seagull starting off against Annin. Seagull flaps his big wings furiously before moon walking the length of the ring. Welcome to GZW2K1, Annin and Nobunaga!
Seagull tags in Desolate Moo. With some difficulty, Moo gets his large, awkward frame into the ring with help (again) from Seagull, Snoop Donk and the referee. Memphis Pike laughs like this is the funniest thing he has ever seen and Hunt rightly gives him a verbal beatdown for it. Annin hits Desolate Moo with a Running Tilt-A-Whirl Headscissors Takedown which has to be seen to be believed. The move literally breaks Moo in half (Moo's upper and lower body being comprised of two separate enhancement talents, lest we forget).
Moo's upper and lower body both get to their feet and stagger around the ring as Annin looks confused before tagging in Nobunaga. Twin Dropkicks here from the Japanese ladies, sending Desolate Moo 1 and Desolate Moo 2 careering over the top rope and out to the Coliseum floor. Twin Suicide Planchas from Nobunaga and Annin pop the crowd under ridiculous circumstances.
Hunt: Well now we know what happens when you chop a cow in half: you get two cows!!
One half of Desolate Moo (the ass half) eventually manages to tag in The Illegal Seagull. Nobunaga takes Seagull to the mat with a Springboard Senton. DDT from Nobunaga. Tags in Annin. Annin hits some high flying moves on Seagull, the Illegall Seagull barely able to defend himself in his ridiculous attire. Moonsault from Annin before she tags Nobunaga back in. Nobunaga mercifully brings the match to an end by hitting her
VENOMOUS FATE finisher for the pin and win.
Rating: 0/5. The match itself was utter horse shit (as expected), but Nobunaga and Annin held up their end of the bargain and showed fleeting signs of potential with some excellent aerial abilities. It'll be interesting to see where GZW2K1 books these two young women from here on in...
#Wreckage Fan Twirks:
| Nice to see/hear Pike and Hunt again | Are McClean and Cairns booking this shit? | LOL WAHT A STUPID OPENER | Who are these four morons? | Linkin Park doing the Wreckage theme?! BRING BACK NIN! | Random mention for Sincere... foreshadowing? | Is Memphis Pike high? | What wank stain booked this? | Sincere is going to do a run-in and start a Japanese stable with the two girls | I caught Annin's name, but wtf did they call the other one? No Banana? | Japanese girls are hot | #ChocolateCoveredDunkinDonuts | No roster depth, so here's two anime high school characters and a giant cow and seagull. | worst gzw roster ever. | Desolate Moo 'caught in the ropes' gag amuses Pike far more than it should.| *Giant cow gets stuck in ropes, wrestling dies a little more. Pike: "LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!" | Nice moves from the Japanese team but there's only so much you can do when your opponents are a seagull and cow. | Why doesn't Snoop Donk talk anymore? | Well this match is a waste of fucking time... | LOL HILARIOUS START TO WRECKAGE | Thank gawd that's over! | -
We're backstage in the promo room with Quarrie Naughton Caprice and Billy Diamond-Remarkable.
BDR: Tonight, Quarrie Naughton Caprice will continue to show just why he is GZW2K1's hottest young prospect when he
humiliates that Mexican piece of trash, Piper Sanchez. It's time to send Sanchez packing back to Mexico where she belongs, but don't worry Piper, because we'll make sure Quarrie looks damn good as he beats your scrawny little ass from pillar to post! And after we've sent you back south of the border with your tail between your legs, me and Quarrie are gonna feast upon some celebratory tacos in your honor!
Hahahahahahaha!They walk off. No Weston Bentley to remind BDR that Sanchez isn't actually Mexican.
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It's time for our next match and Piper Sanchez makes her way down to the ring to cheers from the stupid sheep fans, who will cheer for whoever they're told to cheer (according to Hunt). Piper, as always, looks happy just to be on the roster. Memphis Pike starts plugging all the recent
'Fight Like A Girl' nonsense, which Hunt then rips into and calls a stupid, politically correct waste of time.
Next out are Quarrie Naughton Caprice and Billy Diamond-Remarkable to decent heel heat. BDR is carrying a huge tray of tacos, taunting the crowd in a fake Mexican accent as Piper eyes him with disgust. Alex Hunt talks up Quarrie's chances of winning this one. Memphis Pike doesn't seem quite so sure, and is promptly told to shut up. We are once again reminded to vote for either Kate, Vitamin G or Sophia in tonight's main event. BDR places the tray of tacos and salsa dip on the timekeeper's table and warns the timekeeper not to eat them as they're for the post-match celebration, apparently.
The match gets up and running with a quick pace. Pike casually
'reminds' us that the winner of this match gets a TV title shot next week (first I've heard of this stipulation, it's almost as if they're making this up as they go along!). Piper frustrates Quarrie in the early going with some high risk moves. It's the battle of the high fliers here!
#Tacos is trending. Beautiful Headscissor Takedown from Piper. And a Running Neckbreaker. Followed by a crisp Missile Dropkick. Piper has momentum and the fans on her side as BDR shouts insults at her from ringside, calling her a
'Mexican Midget' despite the fact she's the same height as Caprice, and also not entirely Mexican. She goes for the cover but can only get two as the announcers ignore play-by-play and instead discuss Piper's national identity.
Quarrie steals the advantage with a suitably heelish rake to the face. Beautiful Springboard Moonsault onto the standing Piper, and it is somehow rolled through into a Small Package, which Piper manages to reverse before Caprice kicks out. Quarrie grabs Piper's arm before Springboarding off the middle rope for momentum and taking his foe down to the canvas with a huge Arm Drag - relatively spectacular twist on a standard move, and the momentum sends Piper rolling out of the ring and all the way to the Coliseum floor!
BDR taunts Piper at ringside but quickly runs off as she gets back to her feet. Baseball Slide from Quarrie sends Piper smashing into the crowd barricade. Both Globalstars on the outside now and BDR distracts the referee with some made-up infringement while Quarrie takes full advantage and chokes Piper out with an AV cable. She coughs and splutters as Quarrie rolls her back into the ring. He pauses, grins and jogs up the entrance ramp. BDR has his iPhone out, set to film the spectacle.
Pike: Oh no! Not this again!
Quarrie stands with his arms raised on the entrance stage as a mass of rockets and sparkler fountains explode to either side of him. Piper struggles to her feet in the ring. The firework display ends and Quarrie runs back off down the ramp, tagging hands with BDR before sliding back into the ring and straight into a Tornado DDT from Piper. Sanchez very nearly pulls off what Hunt dramatically and ridiculously refers to as
"the upset of the millennium." Alas, Quarrie just faintly gets a shoulder up before three. Believable near fall.
BDR has jumped onto the ring apron and is arguing with the referee about Piper's fingernails being too long and sharp - too dangerous, and to be considered as foreign objects apparently. The brain-dead referee with his back turned to the action, Quarrie takes full advantage and sneaks some brass knuckles from out his tights. An oblivious Piper approaches Quarrie and is floored with a hideous brass-knuckle strike right to the jaw! Memphis Pike reacts as if someone has just been murdered as the crowd voice a more levelled amount of disdain. Quarrie heads to the top turnbuckle and hits a picture perfect Shooting Star Press before picking up the heelish three count. Fans boo.
BDR jumps around at ringside like Quarrie just won the Lord of the Coliseum. BDR carries the big tray of tacos and salsa dip into the ring as Memphis Pike voices his disgust. Quarrie straddles the hurt Piper Sanchez and takes a taco, pressing it into her face and forcing it into her mouth. BDR hovers over Piper and pours the salsa dip into her eyes as she screams out!
Pike:
AW FER CHRIST SAKE! SICKENING! SOMEBODY STOP THIS HUMILIATING DISPLAY!! Piper's face disturbingly plastered with salsa sauce and fragmented taco shells/filling, Quarrie hoists her up into the air with
THE NAUGHTONIFICATION (Surfboard Stretch). Piper screams in agony, blinded by the hot salsa sauce as Pike pleads for this to end and BDR laughs, rubbing more salsa into Piper's face as she remains suspended in the Surfboard Stretch.
VITAMIN G! VITAMIN G!! The crowd go wild as Vitamin G storms the ring, forcing Quarrie and BDR to bail and scarper as quickly as they possibly can.
Pike:
COWARDS! ROT IN HELL!!The heels make their way backstage as a furious Vitamin G watches them go, shouting threats. G then turns and swoops down to check on the fallen Piper, heroically whipping off his t-shirt and allowing a very shaken Piper to use it to wipe the salsa from her face. He places a reassuring hand on her shoulder as she looks close to tears and Pike demands Quarrie's and BDR's heads on a plate.
Rating: 2/5. Decent, high-paced encounter.
#Wreckage Fan Twirks:
| BDR is shit. | BDR too OTT to be taken seriously. He sucks. | No Weston Bentley? Aww. | Piper is a hot, hot skank. | So is Piper actually Mexican? | PIPER SO PRETTY!!! | I would jizz all over Piper's face. | Quarrie is a charisma vacuum. | Looking forward to this match. | TACOS! LOL! | Casual racism win. | OMG Tacos -_- | #Tacos | Tacos wtf | Offended by the tacos | PIPER DON'T LOOK AT THE TACOS | Piper want to finish match as quickley as possible and chow down tacos lolol | WHEEEE FIREWORKS!!! | That stupid fireworks spot is an insult to wrestling - destroys believability | QNC fireworkds bit always so retarded - who would do that in a real fight? | I hate when they do the pyro bit... | Tacos, giant farm animals and some fag posing w/ fireworks midway thru a match *changes channel* | So is Piper from Mexico or Texas? | Le victorie!! | Aww poor Piper! D: | Tacos | Salsa burns... | Glad she lost. Release her please. | Pike acting like someone died because Piper gets salsa dip in her eyes. | OMG NOT THE SALSA. This is not the GZW I grew up with. >_> | LOL @ Pike: "OMG NOT THE SALSA!!!" | Pike oversells salsa dip. Wreckage will be cancelled by year's end. | VITAMIN G!!! | Yes, we need Vitamin G to save damsel in distress from vicious salsa. #thissucks | Looks like Viutamin G will be getting sucked off bak at da hotel | Terrible show thus far. | OH MY GOD NOT THE SALSA | I hoped we'd never hear from this commentary duo again. |-
Backstage and Desolate Moo, The Illegal Seagull and Snoop Donkey Donk are arguing in the promo room, obviously very upset by their loss earlier in the night.
Moo:
MOOOOOO! MOOOOO!!Seagull:
SQUAAAAAWK!! SQUAAAAAWK!![/b]
Donk:
EEEEEEW AWWWWW!!! EEEEW AAAAAW!! EEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAW!!Promo-wise, is this the best the Wreckage team could muster?!
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Back out to ringside and Captain All-Star is making his way down to the ring, enthusiastically tagging hands with the fans in the front row. It's clear to see that the years have taken their toll on All-Star as he limps very noticeably, struggling up the ring steps and grimacing with pain as he climbs into the ring.
Next out is John Champa to the loudest crowd reaction of the night thus far. Champa makes his way down the entrance ramp, looking conflicted as the announcers discuss the former GZW2K1 World Heavyweight Champion's recent hints at retirement. Alex Hunt says it'll be a huge blow to the company if Champa does indeed decide to hang up his boots. It's John Champa vs. Captain All-Star here.
The bell rings and the match starts off with lots of back and fourth brawling with a multitude of basic wrestling holds thrown in for good measure - Arm Drags, Snap Suplexes etc. etc. All-Star strings together a nice flurry of takedowns here in the early going, but Champa soon gains the upper-hand after stalling a Suplex attempt from the Captain, hitting a mean Swinging Neckbreaker in retaliation. Cover from Champa, All-Star kicking out clean at two.
The action moves to the outside as All-Star tries to shake off the cobwebs in the early going. Champa gives his opponent no room to breath however, whipping the pensioner hard into the steel steps! Legitimately very decent bump from All-Star there, who was born during World War II, lest we forget.
Back in the ring and Champa locks in an expertly executed Side Headlock. Alex Hunt suggest that
'old farts' such as Captain All-Star should be the ones retiring, insisting that John Champa still has a glorious future ahead of him here in GZW2K1. Memphis Pike suggests that Captain All-Star is just as valuable an asset to the roster as anybody else. The announcers start bickering as John Champa sends Captain down with a Snapmare before kicking the old man hard right in the spine! That one gets an
"Ooooh!" from a sympathetic Atlanta crowd as All-Star squirms on the canvas in agony.
All-Star tries to fight his way back into this with some impressive chain wrestling but Champa has the veteran scouted and hits an Enziguri out of nowhere! All-Star's down and hurt, Champa methodically compounding the misery with three Leg Drops in quick succession across All-Star's chest and throat area. It doesn't look like there's much hope here for Captain All-Star, Pike bleakly suggesting that it's only a matter of time before Champa hits Star-Struck.
Champa sits down on All-Star and locks him in a Single Leg Crab, forcing All-Star to crawl and grab desperately at the ropes, the referee instructing Champa to break up the hold. Faint
'Captain' chant here in the GZW2K1 Coliseum, predominantly from younger sections of the audience.
All-Star pulls himself up with help from the ropes and catches Champa by surprise with a big right hand! And another big right hand! The comeback's on here for All-Star, crowd coming alive!
All-Star Kick from All-Star! Champa's in trouble!!
"The Big Shot" staggers back to his feet.
All-Star Slam from The Captain! Champa's down and stunned, All-Star pacing the ring, eyes wide as he whips the fans into a frenzy. Captain All-Star ascends to the top turnbuckle in order to hit his finisher, surveying the crowd before flying from the very top turnbuckle and hitting the
ALL-STAR SPLASH... NO, CHAMPA ROLLS OUT THE WAY!! CAPTAIN ALL-STAR HITS THE CANVAS HARD, NOBODY HOME! Hunt laughs at Captain's plight and the missed Splash has silenced this crowd. Champa's back up to his feet, a winded and weary All-Star following. Champa easily hits
STAR-STRUCK (RKO) and it's good for the pin and the win.
DING! DING! DING!Champa gives the grounded All-Star a vacant glare before bailing from the ring and heading backstage, the announcers noting that John Champa is not his usual brash and arrogant self here tonight, speculation running rife that
"The Big Shot" might be looking to retire.
Captain All-Star is helped from the ring by the referee, fans applauding the veteran.
Rating: 2/5. Solid enough. Commentators placed emphasis on Champa's uncertain future throughout and Captain All-Star is as popular a talent enhancement as you can get.
#Wreckage Fan Twirks:
| Wheeling out the pensioners now... Wreckage is clearly a C or D show. | My Grandfather looks fitter than All-Star and he's 89. | Always nice to see Captain get some ring time. #OldPro | Gee, I wonder who's going to win this one... | Just voted for Vitamin G in the Globalverse Choice poll | I think Champa's gonna turn face soon | The entrance set looks cool. | CHAMPA STEP UP YA GAME SON! | All-Star Kick is always so poorly executed. Stick to punches, Grandad. | OOO ALLSTAR GONNA WIN!! :0 | Champa too good for the fossil. #BigShot | Aww nice try All-Star! | Champa can have a believable match with anyone, even that awful mask wearing geriatric buffoon. | Champa won't retire. | I bet Champa quits at Aftermath. | Retirement? He's been wrestling what... five years? | Well that was predictable. | Champa always dependable and solid. Odd show thus far. |-
We get a mysterious, brooding vignette full of smoke and silhouettes which hints that someone other than the usual authority figures (Nathaniel Davis, Angel Profit-Williams etc.) are responsible for booking and 'maintaining order' on Wreckage. The teaser suggests that more information will be revealed next week. Hopefully this isn't going to be another
'New Regime' debacle!
The video package ends with a spinning orange globe. Presumably that's the GroundZero Globalverse in action. Yup...
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Backstage and Vitamin G, Sophia Wilson and Kate Greene Gilepsie are lined up in the promo room as we await the results of the Globalverse Vote with baited breath. Alex Hunt jokes that it looks like the three babyface Globalstars are standing on a firing line.
GZW2K1 Senior Interviewer Weston Bentley is stood alongside the trio in order to reveal who will be facing Alex Cross in tonight's main event and the presentation here is very
'Reality TV Show Talent Competition.' There's even dramatic background music. The poll results flash on screen and Vitamin G has won by a massive landslide. He looks pleased with himself and walks off towards the ring.
Huge majority vote there for Vitamin G. Either he's very popular or Kate and Sophia are not.
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Main event time and Vitamin G is out first to a hot reaction from the crowd. He looks like he's having fun here in his GZW2K1 return. Alex Hunt has difficulty remembering G's initial run with the company and makes all the usual
"G-String" jokes borrowed from most other heels in the industry.
Alex Cross is out next and the announcers essentially ignore the fact that he is defending his title here tonight and instead focus on the whole friendship angle with Lady Munin. Vitamin G and Alex Cross both look focused nonetheless and the bell rings to get this one underway.
Multiple tie-ups here in the early going but neither man can quite gain the advantage. Pike insists that this is going to be a terrific wrestling match as both men love a good, clean in-ring contest. Alex Hunt laments that he would much rather see someone get smacked over the face with a steel chair. Nice Snapmare by Vitamin G there.
The match goes through a solid, exciting phase of mat wrestling in its early seconds here as Vitamin G - who Pike insists is one of the best young technical wrestlers in the world today - schools Alex Cross in a variety of submission holds which are quickly chopped and changed, designed to frustrate Cross and keep him guessing: Headlocks, Arm Bars, even a Half Crab. To Alex's credit he's keeping up pace with his more experienced challenger, resisting holds as best he can and staying alert and looking for the escape. Urgency picks up tenfold when VG surprises everyone and attempts to lock in
G-SPOT early here, but Alex Cross rolls out of it and pulls himself up with the ropes.
The combatants grapple and Cross gets a better grasp of the situation this time, taking Vitamin G down with a nice Jiu Jitsu hold which neither Pike, Hunt nor I know the name of. Pike fills time by saying he's a big an of Alex's Jiu Jitsu style anyway, the champion attempting to lock the challenger in a Kimura, with the wily Vitamin G quickly fighting his way to the ropes and forcing the break.
Some slick counters and reversals from both men ultimately leads to a break and applause from the fans as the two men circle one another. The camera cuts to a big, dramatic close-up of the TV title sitting on the timekeeper's desk and Pike goes into a lengthy monologue about how prestigious the belt is - how it is named in tribute of the late Eddie Knoxville, and how Quake would become arguably the greatest TV champion of all time. It's all to play for here tonight!
G backs Cross into the corner and lays into him with a series of Knife Edge Chops, the fans doing the Dick Blair chants. Monkey Flip out of the corner... but Cross lands on his feet. Takes G down with a Hip Toss before locking in what Pike refers to as an 'innovative submission.' Hunt refers to it as
'Jiu Jitsu crap.' Vitamin G soon reaches the ropes regardless. Scoots out onto the apron, presumably looking to create separation. Cross doesn't allow it however and Suplexes G back into the ring. Some more nice, fluid mat wrestling and these two men certainly have good in-ring chemistry here.
#LadyMunin is trending on Twitter which causes the announcers to neglect play-by-play and instead discuss the friendship/continuing developments involving Alex Cross and the 2012 Lord of the Coliseum winner. Cross seems to have hurt his lower back at some point here and Vitamin G is taking advantage of that, dropping multiple elbows across the defending champion's kidney area. Good, methodical pace to the match. Meanwhile, the announcers discuss rumours of Alex Cross and Munin
cuddling backstage and the match becomes an afterthought. Ugh! This is probably why Pike and Hunt got demoted in favour of The Stooges.
Big Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker from Vitamin G and that brings the announcers back into the here and now. Cross is really in trouble here and his lower back is really bothering him.
G-SPOT! G-SPOT! VITAMIN G GOES FOR IT AND LOCKS IT IN! GUT CHECK TIME FOR ALEX CROSS!!! THE G-SPOT IS LOCKED IN!!Pike:
NEW CHAMPION! NEW CHAMPION!! ALEX CROSS SURELY HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO TAP HERE!Vitamin G has the G-Spot clenched good and hard, digging his knee into his opponent's vulnerable lower back. Cross has his shaking hand raised like he's going to tap. The referee is dramatically poised to signal the bell. It takes a huge, sustained effort, but Alex Cross reaches the ropes and forces the break.
Both men up. Alex stuns everybody and hits
CROSSFIRE from out of nowhere!! Surely he's got the win here but he's down and hurt, taking too much time to make the pin. Cross finally covers but -
Bah Gawd! - Vitamin G kicks out just before the three! The fans pop for the near fall as Alex Cross looks to the referee in disbelief and Memphis Pike reiterates just how badly both these Globalstars want the victory.
Both men are slow in getting up and Vitamin G takes Cross by surprise with a Jawbreaker. Cover. Cross kicks out at two. VG pulls Cross up and whips him into the ropes. On the rebound and the referee somehow manages to get in the way and is floored as Cross smashes into him, both Cross and the referee falling to the mat and with the man in stripes obviously injured. The crowd groan, knowing fine well that we're probably not going to have a clean finish to this match.
Pike: Oh no! The referee has inadvertently been stricken down! Hopefully the outcome of this match won't be jeopardised!!
Alex Cross is down and dazed on the mat, stunned after having smashed heads with the referee. Meanwhile, the crowd are in a frenzy as Quarrie Naughton Caprice jumps the barricade and slides into the ring behind an oblivious Vitamin G. The fans try to alert G to Quarrie's presence, Vitamin G finally turning round and being hit by Quarrie's
PATENTED SUPERKICK!!! Dammit! Quarrie drags the groggy Alex Cross on top of the unconscious Vitamin G before exiting the ring and ducking down by the apron with a devilsh grin as the fans boo. The referee takes a few seconds to recover before eventually making the three count.
DING! DING! DING!Pike:
AW DAMMIT! A DAMN SHAME IT HAD TO END THIS WAY!!Hunt: Oh be quiet, Pike. It's always great to see young Caprice causing mischief.
Alex Cross is oblivious to the fact that he has won by interference, looking confused as the referee hands him his TV title and raises his arm in victory. Cross and the referee go to check on the downed Vitamin G as Quarrie Naughton Caprice - wearing a
'Vitamine Q' t-shirt - sneaks over the crowd barricade and disappears from sight, grinning mischievously. The announcers put over what a great match that was but stress that there's going to be hell to pay when Vitamin G wakes up and realises that Quarrie Naughton Caprice cost him the match!
Alex Cross and the referee continue to check on Vitamin G. The shows ends with the Vancouver native finally coming round and sitting up, looking sore, confused, dazed and disappointed as he clutches at his sore jaw.
Rating: 3/5. Very strong television main event from Cross and Vitamin G.
#Wreckage Fan Twirks:
| PLEEEEEASE BE VTAMIN G | I voted for Vitamin | WTF this is the main event? 
| Weston Bentley self conscious about his chubbiness and growing a beard and wearing stripes to hide it lol | G, Sophia and Kate look bored. Have they been standing like that the whole show? | WHOOOOO VITMAIN G!! | Awww I voted for Sophia! ): #TeamKellar | THIS VOTING WAS CLEARLY RIGGED. | Wreckage has its own creative team? | Obvious G owuld get the vote. Who the fuck would vote for either of the other two?! | Who gives a shit? Like GZW would allow a title to change hands on a crappy showliek this. | Alex Cross vs. Vitamin G should be good! | BLAND #ChangeTheChannel | Mat wrestling! See kids? WATCH AND LEARN! | Good match. | Alex Cross so hot OMG I love him! | Canadians suck balls. #FuckOffVitaminG | I'm calling it now guys... we're watching a future PPV main event here! | G-Spot is a fucking stupid name for a wrestling move. #G-Sucks | Vitamin G might be the new Sean Fiery. | Good match! | Alex cross has MAD INK! | Vitamin G has stupid hair. | VITAMIN FINDS DA G SPOT!!! | Tap Cross you douche. | Ugh I hate these matches where finishers are kicked out of... who books this crap? | ALERT: REFEREE BUMP WE ARE NOT GETTING A CLEAN FINISH RT IF U AGREE. | Referee is down. Interference pending. | Referee sells a slight collision like he just got blasted out a cannon. Expect illegal shenanigans any minute now. | #VitamineQ | These referees are fucking stupid. >_> | NOOOOOOOOOO!!! | Was hoping to see T-Rex on this show. | QUARRIE SUCKS! D:< | LOOOOOOOOOL | Predictable... | Saw that coming a mile off. | Knew that would happen. | Same old shit. Decent match ruined by run ins | Overbooked mess. | Wanted a clean finish. Gay. | Knew they'd ruin the finish. | IS IT POSSIBLE TO JUST HAVE A MATCH WITHOUT RUN INS?! | See this is why I prefer UJW. No dusty finishes ever. | The Old Guard are weeping. Monarch weeps. Sincere weeps. Kane weeps. Bond weeps. Gunman weeps. Fiery weeps. Bizkit weeps. BRING BACK THE GOLDEN ERA!!!! | A commercial plays after the show, reinforcing the hooks for next week and encouraging us to tune in. Awful rock music plays alongside an angry sounding voiceover man.
- WHO IS IN CHARGE OF THE WRECKAGE BRAND?! AN INDIVIDUAL? A GROUP?! WILL WE GET OUR ANSWER NEXT WEEK?!
- NOBUNAGA AND ANNIN EASILY DISPOSED OF THEIR COMPETITION THIS WEEK, BUT WHAT COULD THEIR NEXT CHALLENGE POSSIBLY BEEEEEEEEEEE?!
- JOHN CHAMPA SEEMS DISHEARTENED AFTER LOSING OUT IN THE LORD OF THE COLISEUM TOURNAMENT. WILL HE OPEN HIS HEART TO THE GROUNDZERO GLOBALVERSE NEXT WEEK?!
- QUARRIE NAUGHTON CAPRICE WILL CHALLENGE ALEX CROSS FOR THE TELEVISION TITLE, BUT WILL THE SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE BE VITMAIN G, BILLY DIAMOND-REMARKABLE, PIPER SANCHEZ OR LADY MUNIN HERSELF?! VOTE IN THE GLOBALVERSE POLL!!!
| Weston Bentley self conscious about his chubbiness and growing a beard and wearing stripes to hide it lol | G, Sophia and Kate look bored. Have they been standing like that the whole show? | WHOOOOO VITMAIN G!! | Awww I voted for Sophia! ): #TeamKellar | THIS VOTING WAS CLEARLY RIGGED. | Wreckage has its own creative team? | Obvious G owuld get the vote. Who the fuck would vote for either of the other two?! | Who gives a shit? Like GZW would allow a title to change hands on a crappy showliek this. | Alex Cross vs. Vitamin G should be good! | BLAND #ChangeTheChannel | Mat wrestling! See kids? WATCH AND LEARN! | Good match. | Alex Cross so hot OMG I love him! | Canadians suck balls. #FuckOffVitaminG | I'm calling it now guys... we're watching a future PPV main event here! | G-Spot is a fucking stupid name for a wrestling move. #G-Sucks | Vitamin G might be the new Sean Fiery. | Good match! | Alex cross has MAD INK! | Vitamin G has stupid hair. | VITAMIN FINDS DA G SPOT!!! | Tap Cross you douche. | Ugh I hate these matches where finishers are kicked out of... who books this crap? | ALERT: REFEREE BUMP WE ARE NOT GETTING A CLEAN FINISH RT IF U AGREE. | Referee is down. Interference pending. | Referee sells a slight collision like he just got blasted out a cannon. Expect illegal shenanigans any minute now. | #VitamineQ | These referees are fucking stupid. >_> | NOOOOOOOOOO!!! | Was hoping to see T-Rex on this show. | QUARRIE SUCKS! D:< | LOOOOOOOOOL | Predictable... | Saw that coming a mile off. | Knew that would happen. | Same old shit. Decent match ruined by run ins | Overbooked mess. | Wanted a clean finish. Gay. | Knew they'd ruin the finish. | IS IT POSSIBLE TO JUST HAVE A MATCH WITHOUT RUN INS?! | See this is why I prefer UJW. No dusty finishes ever. | The Old Guard are weeping. Monarch weeps. Sincere weeps. Kane weeps. Bond weeps. Gunman weeps. Fiery weeps. Bizkit weeps. BRING BACK THE GOLDEN ERA!!!! |