"Live from the Matthews Arena in Boston, Massachusetts." A dramatic video package hypes up tonight's main event where the special guest referee will be decided by the fans in what is now Globalversally known as the
'Globalverse Vote.' And yes, the voiceover man did indeed just use the word
'Globalversally.'We're live at the Matthews Arena,
"Burn It Down" by Linkin Park playing as pyro explodes the entire length of the entrance stage and Memphis Pike and Ring of Honor Icon Alexander Hunt excitably welcome us to tonight's show. We waste no time in getting right down to business...
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"Rubber Biscuit" by The Chips begins to play and Desolate Moo, Illegal Seagull and Snoop Donkey Donk make their way onto the entrance stage, the costumed threesome kicking off tonight's in-ring action for the second consecutive week. Alex Hunt voices his disapproval on commentary, as do the capacity crowd here in Boston!
Hunt: Aw fer crying out loud! Not these whack jobs again! I really can't believe two legitimate greats in our industry - John Champa and Davina Cameron - are being forced to compete against these pathetic morons. Wrestling is in the gutter and it makes me feel sad and goddamn ashamed to be sitting out here calling this crap!
That's hardly the way an announcer (colour analyst or otherwise) should be speaking in the opening seconds of a live broadcast. Regardless, Memphis Pike laughs out loud as Desolate Moo struggles to enter the ring, requiring assistance from Seagull, Snoop, the referee and the timekeeper.
Pike:
Hahahaha! Holy cow! Hahahahaha!Hunt: I hate you, Pike.
The fans are quick to pop as John Champa's music plays and he makes his way down to the ring, looking extremely bemused as he eyes his opponents. Seagull motions with his wing for Champa to
'come get some.' Champa instead waits patiently on the outside for his tag team partner to arrive,
"The Big Shot" understandably looking like he'd much rather be anywhere else but here.
Vicious heel heat (and a brief pop) greets Davina Cameron's theme music. Alex Hunt drops his usual
sexism act and instead seems to be a big fan of Davina, endorsing her heavily and claiming that she should've won the Lord of the Coliseum tournament this year instead of
'that pipsqueak' Munin. Davina's music continues to play and the announcers begin to wonder why she isn't showing up. Apparently, no one thought to tell them that Davina is currently incarcerated.
DING! DING! DING! The match eventually gets up and running with Davina nowhere in sight as The Illegal Seagull looks to start things off for his team in what seems to be a handicapped match against John Champa. Champa simply stares, wryly amused as Seagull flaps his big wings before moon walking the entire length of the ring (just like last week). Again, Pike laughs on commentary as if this is the funniest thing he has ever seen. Champa seem far less impressed. Pike wonders aloud why Davina Cameron has no-showed this match as The Illegal Seagull once more motions with his wing for Champa to
'bring it!' Instead, Champa turns his back on Seagull.
Champa indignantly climbs out of the ring and heads up the entrance ramp as the referee counts him out and the fans boo.
Pike: What in the heck is this? Do Champa and Cameron somehow think they're too good to be competing here on Wreckage?! Davina doesn't even bother to show up, and then Champa simply walks out?! Do Champa and Davina think they're better than this?
Hunt:
Absolutely, Pike, you idiot. This match being booked was a damned insult to two of the most talented performers on our roster!
Again, the announcers seem blissfully unaware of the fact that Davina was actually unable to attend because she was arrested last week. This absolute mess of a situation sparks lots of mockery via Twirker. Champa has disappeared backstage as the fans continue to jeer and the referee reaches ten with his count.
DING! DING! DING! Illegal Seagull and Desolate Moo win it by count out as they celebrate with Snoop Donkey Donk, the ridiculous trio jumping around and hugging as if they've just won the Lord of the Coliseum tournament. Alex Hunt rightly refers to this as
'embarrassing' while Snoop, Seagull and Moo do a lap of honor around ringside. Memphis Pike suggests that there may well be serious repercussions for both Champa and Davina, claiming that those in authority will not appreciate the former World Heavyweight Champions blowing this match off so flippantly.
Rating: 0/5. Horrible way to kick off Wreckage. Even last week's dire opener was better than this. Horrible waste of Champa and the announcers seemed utterly ignorant of the fact that Davina is currently incarcerated. Is there more to this than meets the eye?
#Wreckage Fan Twirks:
| Let's hope for a better show than last week! | Smarks been shitting all over Wreckage... Bookers rectify this by putting Davina and Champa in a match with Moo and Seagull #NoHope | #Globalversally | Snoop Donkey turned his back on ghetto roots! | Voted for Piper as special ref so she can get revenge. U GO GURRRL! | Alex Hunt is correct in his summarisation that this show makes a mockery of professional wrestling. | Changing channel #Wreckage | LOL MOO SO FUNNY | #Moo | @champa looks suitably embarrassed to be here this evening. Can't blame him. | I would like to ride @thecameraeye AWL... NIGHT.... LAWNG! | Uh... People ARE aware of the fact that Davina is currently IN JAIL, right?! | Heard Desolate Moo and James Corbin were going to form a tag team called The Moonarchs. | Lame start. | Where's Davina?! | OMG how can these retards not realise Davina got arrested?! Of course she's gonna fuckin no show! | Good call @champa refusing to compete in this sham of a match. You're better than that! | What is the tag team name for Moo and Seagull? Moogull? | MOO AND GULL WIN!! MOO AND GULL WIN!! (: | Liek sriously who books dis shit? | Utter embarrassment. | At least we've still got the Santa Claus match to look forward to... |-
Backstage and Billy Diamond-Remarkable and Quarrie Naughton Caprice are the only people who ever seem to cut promos for Wreckage.
BDR: Tonight, the wrestling fans will do the right thing and vote me in as the special guest referee! I will ensure fairness and impartiality because, quite frankly, Quarrie doesn't need
my help in order to win the TV title from that jerk, Alex Cross. Quarrie already has this one firmly in the bag!
They walk off. That was the shittiest BDR promo ever. Memphis Pike once again reminds us that we can vote for tonight's special guest referee via the official GZW2K1 website.
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It's time for the tag team match to determine who will be next in line for a W.C.E.K. Television title shot. Herbert Torres explains that whoever picks up the pin fall or submission victory for their team will go on to face either Alex Cross or Quarrie Naughton Caprice at the next Wreckage broadcast. Memphis Pike insists that this
'innovative and dynamic twist' makes an
'already intriguing' tag team contest all the more
'intense and titillating.' In response, Hunt makes some suitably heelish sexist remarks about GZW2K1's female-heavy roster.
Sophia Wilson makes her way out to the ring to a moderately polite response from the fans (Hunt quick to point out that you can apparently hear a pin drop), and looks ready and determined here tonight to impress and pick up the victory. Memphis Pike puts Sophia over as a
'plucky, good natured young kid who possesses promising, raw talent and who could go far in this business.' Hunt promptly tells Pike to shut the hell up.
Kate Greene Gilespie is next to make her way out to the ring. Pike reels off yet more clichés about how this young, talented woman has all the potential to be GZW2K1's next big breakout star, if only she can grab the proverbial bull by the horns and make the most of every opportunity. Hunt mockingly asks Pike if he thinks Kate can win next year's Lord of the Coliseum tournament. Pike responds with all sincerity that he thinks it could be a distinct possibility!
Sophia and Kate tag hands and exchange pleasantries and smiles as they await their opponents. Hunt takes a wild guess that the women are discussing handbags and shoes as opposed to strategy for their upcoming match.
The Japanese tandem of Annin and Nobunaga make their way out onto the entrance stage to a fairly tepid reaction from the Boston crowd. It's the type of crowd reaction you'd expect for new roster members who have yet to establish themselves. Having said that, the crowd seem to be looking forward to this upcoming encounter.
Pike: Nobunaga and Annin have a terrific chance to really shine and make their mark here tonight if they can pick up a victory against two of GZW2K1's more established fan favourites in Sophia Wilson and Kate Greene Gilespie!
Hunt:
'...ESTABLISHED FAN FAVOURITES?!' ARE YOU HIGH?! Pike: I'm
very high on Sophia and Kate! The Glovalverse really has taken a shine to these determined, strong-willed youngsters. These young women are the future of this entire industry, Alex!
Hunt makes noises like he's throwing up as all four women are in the ring now and debating who should get this match up and running for their respective teams. It's all very interesting and intriguing as the fans sit on their hands, and it turns out that it's going to be Kate Greene Gilespie and Nobunaga kicking this one off. The bell rings and the two women circle one another before going in for the tie-up. Wristlock from Gilespie in the early going here, frustrating Nobunaga. Pike brings up Gilespie's humble beginnings as an Accountant. Hunt quickly retorts that she has the charisma of one!
Quick Arm Drag from Gilespie takes Nobunaga down. Another quick Arm Drag. Gilespie with a nicely executed Dropkick before then forcing Nobunaga into a Side Headlock as the Japanese newcomer tries to get back to her feet. Deliberate, methodical pace being set here by Kate Greene Gilespsie in the opening stages. Nobunaga tries to escape the Headlock but quickly finds herself taken down with a Snapmare. Gilespie follows up with a Snap Suplex before going for the pin, her opponent getting the clean kick out at two.
Gilespie wrings the arm of Nobunaga before bringing in Sophia Wilson with the tag. The two women whip Nobunaga into the ropes before hitting her with a Double Hip Toss on the return. Gilespie exits the ring and Sophia hits Nobunaga with a Leg Drop before going for the cover. Another kick out from Nobunaga. By this point, the announcers are randomly speculating about surprise returns we may witness at Aftermath2K12, with names such as James
"Monarch" Corbin and Lord Seth Raide being randomly thrown out there.
Wilson misses an Elbow Drop from the top rope and her 'rookie mistake' allows Nobunaga to roll to tag in Annin. Annin enters and takes Wilson down with an impressive Backflip Kick. Quick cover but it's going to take much more than that to put the
'sassy and spunky' Sophia Wilson away (according to Pike). Wilson surprises Annin with a quick Small Package but it's easily escaped. The two women seem very evenly matched and counter move after move until Annin eventually reverses a whip to the ropes from Sophia. On the rebound, Annin takes Jon Kellar's niece down to the mat with a highly impressive Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker. Pin. Kick out.
Nobunaga screams for a tag but Annin ignores her, fully in control here. Pike reminds us that the participants in this match may wish to avoid tagging out unless they really need to, because whoever picks up the victory for their team gets a shot at the TV title! Hunt sarcastically thanks Pike for reminding us and the two announcers begin bickering yet again as Annin sets Wilson up on the top turnbuckle for a possible Superplex. Sophia Wilson counters it with an impressive Hurricanrana. Both women are down on the canvas, crawling to their respective corners and tagging in their partners.
It's Nobunaga and Gilespie once again and this time it's Nobunaga who gets the upper hand, taking Kate by surprise with a Jumping Knee followed by a DDT. Nobunaga tries for the pin but can't quite manage to put Gilespie away. Reverse Chinlock from Nobunaga and that gives the announcers time to remind us that we can vote for who the special guest referee will be in tonight's main event. Apparently the votes are very close as of this moment in time and Memphis Pike is very excited by this. Hunt, meanwhile, goes back to burying the current match as Nobunaga and Gilespie exchange crisp offence. Pike randomly suggests (for the second week running) that Sincere will be watching Annin and Nobunaga in this match with great interest.
Annin asks for the tag but Nobunaga does not comply. Kate tags in Sophia meanwhile, and Sophia takes Nobunaga down to the mat with a lovely Springboard Cross Body. Nobunaga manages to reverse it into a roll-through pinning predicament on the canvas and Sophia Wilson
just manages to escape before the count of three. Very believable near fall there! Pike puts Nobunaga over as a solid technical wrestler, claiming that Nobunaga was the captain of her high school wrestling team. Hunt claims that he didn't even realise Nobunaga was old enough for high school!
Nobunaga suddenly hits Wilson with
VENEMOUS FATE!! That one will surely finish this match off. Nobunaga gets to her feet, Annin reaching over the ropes and forcibly slapping Nobunaga on the back,
tagging herself in!! Nobunaga can only look on in shock as Annin rushes into the ring and dives down onto Wilson for the pin! The referee counts three and Annin wins it here for her team! More importantly, Annin wins herself a shot at the GZW2K1 W.C.E.K. Television Championship!!
Pike: An impressive, decisive victory here for Annin and Nobunaga, but Nobunaga cannot be pleased here with the actions of her team-mate! Nobunaga did the hard work, hitting Wilson with the Venomous Fate, but Annin tagged herself in and stole the pin fall!
Hunt: Oh shut up, Pike, we all saw it perfectly well with our own eyes. It's a dog eat dog Globalverse, or...
Mongoose eat Serpent... or whatever... Who cares? It's a travesty that
ANY of these woman were being considered for a shot at the prestigious TV title, quite frankly!
Nobunaga looks on begrudgingly as Annin celebrates her victory.
Rating: 2/5. Decent enough match which possibly went a bit too long considering the green nature of many of the involved talents. Was notably lacking in tag team psychology.
#Wreckage Fan Twirks:
| Do not vote for BDR! | Just voted for Vitamin G!! | What is the actual criteria for getting a TV title opportunity? Having a pulse? | More that 50% of the current GZW2K1 roster is female. We've come a long way, sisters! #RespectWomen | GODDAMN ALL THESE FUCKING HOS - WHAT A WASTE OF TALENT. IMAGINE TEH SANDWICHES THEY COULD BE MAKIN IN DA KITCHEN! | How old are Annin and Nonbunaga? | I hear Sophia Wilson will be released by the end of the year #ThereIsAGod | Alex Hunt very sexist. Very off-putting to casual audience!! | So whoever wins this will be in the main event of the next Wreckage? | 'Established fan favourites' Memphis Pike doesn't know wtf he's talking about. SETH RAIDE is a fan favourite. Not these nobodies. | Decent match! | So what with Munin's moderate popularity did GZW just import Annin and Noububunaganabun in to capitalise on the Japanese market? | What's with the Sincere reference? Second week running? | Did not see the blind tag coming... >_> | Predictable end. Knew someone would forcibly tag in and steal victory from their partner. | -
Backstage and The Illegal Seagull, Desolate Moo and Snoop Donkey Donk are sipping champagne and partying hard after their big count out victory earlier in the night against Champa and Davina. This goes on way longer than it needs to and it's clear the producers are trying to stretch the contents of this show out as much as possible. Some random jobbers come into view and start dancing to generic disco music. Happy Sumo. Human Error. Captain All-Star. Bane (!). Filler nonsense.
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"The Spark" Sean Locke is making his way down to the ring to cheers from the fans. Locke is shaking his head periodically, and Memphis explains that this is because Locke is confused as to why he has to wrestle in such a ridiculous match here tonight. The fans are confused too, but Locke is as popular as ever.
Fake snow begins to fall from the rafters.
"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" by Frank Sinatra plays and the fans instinctively boo as Sean Locke just shakes his head in bemusement (bemusement becoming an all to common theme with regards to Wreckage). Santa Claus swaggers out onto the stage and flips off the fans, the North Pole native looking extremely pissed off here tonight as he marches down the entrance ramp with bulging sack in hand.
Santa climbs into the ring and screams threats of legitimate murder at Sean Locke. The bell rings to get things up and running and Locke hits a kick followed by
THE SHOCKWAVE for the quick three count at approximately ten seconds in. That's your match.
Sean Locke steals Santa's hat and wears it, before randomly handing out GZW2K1 wrestling figures (as pillaged from Santa's sack) to kids in the front row.
Rating: 0/5. Awful. Seemed to serve no purpose other than to get fans in the festive spirit.
#Wreckage Fan Twirks:
| BAAAANE!!! | ffs bane | Remember when Wreckage was booked by Bane with Deputy Necro as his assistant? #OldSkool | WTF KIND OF MATCH IS THIS? | I sure wouldn't mind unwrapping Sean Locke for Christmas! (; | Poor Locke. So underrated. | Locke sux. | #HereComesSantaClaus | Locke so underutilised. Bookers should be ashamed. | Santa might have a good chance of pulling out the upset here... this is Wreckage after all. | I heard Santa was trained by Lord Seth Raide? Is that true? | I'd even take someone like Zac Sharp back on the roster right about now... | New Guard really sucks. | LOL Well that was over quickly!! | Shortest match in history I think... | LOOOOOOL | Yuck... | Nice to see Locke handing out Christmas presents to the kids with parents rich enough to get them front row seats. | Are they going to give Locke the Santa Claus gimmick? |-
Backstage and Lady Munin, Vitamin G, Billy Diamond-Remarkable and Piper Sanchez are all awkwardly stood side by side as we await the results of the
Globalverse Choice poll!
GZW2K1 Senior Interviewer Weston Bentley is stood alongside the foursome in order to announce who the special guest referee will be for tonight's main event. The dramatic music plays and the poll results flash on screen.
Lady Munin will be our special guest referee for tonight! The fans pop. Piper Sanchez came in second, Vitamin G third, and Billy Diamond-Remarkable (who has stormed off in a huff) in last place. Alex Hunt makes a sarcastic remark about how the two Globalstars who didn't even bother to push the match got first and second place in the voting, Weston Bentley handing Lady Munin a referee's shirt. She has a manic glint in her eyes as she heads off towards the ring.
Voting was relatively close, unlike last week's landslide. Munin edged out Piper and Vitamin G by a whisker, with BDR relatively far behind in last place.
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We cut to ringside and it's now time to get our Wreckage main event underway!
"Uprising" by Muse hits the arena loudspeakers, the fans booing as Quarrie Naughton Caprice makes his way out onto the entrance stage, accompanied by an agitated looking Billy Diamond-Remarkable.
Alex Cross is out next to a nice pop from the fans. The announcers speculate as to whether or not having Lady Munin as the special guest referee gives the W.C.E.K. Television Champion an unfair advantage. Pike seems to think Munin will call the match right down the line, but Alex Hunt doesn't seem quite so sure, citing the
'fact' that
'stupid women such as Munin' will always allow their illogical emotions to get the better of them.
Lady Munin makes her way down to the ring in her referee's shirt, the fans cheering as Hunt buries her at every opportunity, claiming her Lord of the Coliseum victory to be a complete and utter embarrassment to the company. Pike admits that Munin has yet to prove she has longevity in this industry. Munin enters the ring and exchanges a notable glance with Alex Cross. She does a bit of showboating before her music fades.
Billy Diamond-Remarkable is shouting patronising instructions to Munin from the outside, insisting that she call the match right down the middle and check Alex Cross for foreign objects. Munin glares at BDR before signalling to the entrance stage. Burly GZW2K1 security officers are quick to make their way down the entrance ramp as everyone looks on in confusion. Ring Announcer Herbert Torres provides some clarity:
Torres: Ladies and gentlemen, by instruction of the referee, Billy Diamond-Remarkable is
BANNED FROM RINGSIDE for this match!!
The fans pop as BDR's mouth nearly hits the floor.
Hunt:
WHAT?! THAT'S NOT FAIR!!Diamond is apprehended by the security officers and dragged up the entrance ramp, shouting and screaming in protest all the while. Munin gives him a mocking wave farewell as Quarrie suddenly looks very worried without his manager to guide him. Pike applauds Munin's officiating. Hunt labels Munin a
'disgrace.' Diamond disappears backstage with the security guards.
The bell rings to get this match up and running and a flustered Caprice runs straight into a Drop Toe Hold. Alex Cross tries to lock Caprice into some sort of fancy submission nobody knows the name of... but Caprice quickly rolls to the ropes. The two men launch into the tie-up and jostle for position. Quarrie with a kick. Bounces off the ropes and takes Cross down with a low Dropkick to the knee.
We briefly cut to the backstage area where Annin and Nobunaga are watching this match intently on a monitor. Pike reminds us that Annin will face the winner of this match on the next episode of Wreckage, also reminding us that the W.C.E.K. Television Championship will be on the line. Hunt makes immature yawning/groaning noises.
Back out to the action inside the ring and Quarrie hits a Frankensteiner which only gets him the two count. Follows it up with a Moonsault, but that only gets a two count as well. Frustrated, Quarrie hits a Springboard Spinning Heel Kick, but Alex ducks it and attempts to lock Quarrie into yet another submission hold the announcers don't know the name of. Quarrie flips out of it however and kicks Cross straight in the head, sending Cross to the mat. Pike says this is typically where Quarrie would attempt his trademark pyro show, but he doesn't seem to be his usual, cocky self without BDR out there to guide him.
Quarrie instead climbs up top for a Diving Headbutt but misses as Cross instinctively rolls out of the way. Release Belly to Belly Suplex from Cross. The champion backs the challenger into the corner and reels off some stiff jabs. Nice Vertebreaker from Cross but Quarrie escape the follow-up pinning predicament at two. Memphis Pike points out that Lady Munin's officiating has been flawless thus far. Hunt suggests that it'll only be a matter of time before she screws Quarrie out of his rightful victory.
Lots more quick-paced back and forth action here from both men. The fight spills to the outside and Quarrie rams Cross into the steel steps. More garbage brawling on the outside and we once more cut to the backstage area where Annin and Nobunaga are still watching proceedings with great interest.
Meanwhile, both Cross and Caprice are back in the ring. Quarrie springboards off the top rope and takes Cross down with a Hurricanrana. Pin from Quarrie and Munin makes a fair and impartial count yet again, Alex Cross getting the shoulder up at two. Quarrie tries to go for the Naughtonification (his Surfboard Stretch finisher) but Cross is quick to fight out of it. We cut backstage (again) where we find that Vitamin G and Piper are both watching the match with interest.
German Suplex into the bridging pin from Cross and Quarrie only just manages to roll out of it before three. Both men up and Quarrie goes for his Superkick finisher but Cross has it scouted and sidesteps, catching Caprice and taking him down with a spectacular T-Bone Suplex followed by a pin for the dramatic and believable near fall.
Cross tries to lock Quarrie in his
CROSS ROUTE submission but Quarrie franatically clamours for the ropes. Springboard Arm Drag and a DDT from Quarrie. The son of Bane goes up top and hits his spectacular Shooting Star Press for another extremely dramatic near fall, but Cross powers out at 2.99999. Quarrie was sure it was three and argues with Munin over her count speed. We cut backstage (again!) to see an anxious Billy Diamond-Remarkable watching the match on a monitor. Okay, we get it - people backstage are watching the match. Jesus!
Both men off the ropes and Cross tries for
CROSSFIRE but Quarrie ducks it! Quarrie hits the
PATENTED SUPERKICK from outta nowhere!! That one floors Alex, his spittle flying into the air as he falls backwards to the mat. Quarrie with the cover. Munin drops to count:
...ONE! ...TWO!! Alex with his foot on the ropes...
THREE!!! DING! DING! DING! MUNIN DIDN'T SEE THE FOOT ON THE ROPES! WE HAVE A NEW "WILD CARD" EDDIE KNOXVILLE TELEVISION CHAMPION!!Pike:
NO! DAMMIT! ALEX CROSS GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES BUT MUNIN MISSED IT!!Hunt: The referee's decision is final, Pike, you moron. That was a ridiculous amateur mistake from Munin, but we don't do instant replays here in professional wrestling and the decision is irreversible!
Billy Diamond-Remarkable sprints down the entrance ramp and grabs the TV title from the timekeeper's table. He slides into the ring and hands it to Quarrie. Herbert Torres announces Quarrie Naughton Caprice as the new
"Wild Card" Eddie Knoxville Television Champion while the fans shower Caprice with jeers. A mound of pyro explodes from the rafters as Quarrie holds his championship belt high in the air for all to see, Memphis Pike selling outrage on commentary.
Alex Cross groggily gets back to his feet and tugs on Lady Munin's arm as she goes to exit the ring. Cross pulls Munin into the centre of the ring and confronts her - somewhat angrily - over her decision. Munin, still unaware of her mistake, simply shrugs. Cross points to the ropes, insisting he had his foot on the ropes and that the match should have continued. BDR and Quarrie have ceased celebrating, looking on with mischievous grins as the confrontation between Cross and Munin gets ever so slightly heated. Quarrie wanders forward cockily with the title belt draped across his shoulder. He verbally taunts Cross but Alex Cross simply shoves Quarrie on his ass - to cheers - before going back to his heated discussion with Munin.
Suddenly,
"Bad to the Bone" by George Thorogood hits the loudspeakers and the crowd give the biggest pop of the evening (by far) as the Globalstars assembled in the ring turn their attentions to the entrance stage. Commissioner Nathaniel Davis walks out with microphone in hand. He stands at the top of the entrance ramp, waiting for the cheers to die down as BDR eyes him with extreme contempt, this moment notable as the first time Diamond-Remarkable and Commissioner Davis have been seen in the same place at the same time.
Davis: I don't think it's in the best interests of anyone to have controversy loomin' over a match like this, so I'll get straight to the point. With the benefit of instant replay, it is clear to me that Alex Cross placed his foot on the ropes long before Lady Munin completed her three count. Therefore, with all due respect to Lady Munin, I am usin' my authority in order to overrule her decision, and rule this match a
no contest. Therefore, Alex Cross is
STILL the
"Wild Card" Eddie Knoxville Television Champion! Thank you all for your time.
Hunt:
WHAT?! YOU CAN'T JUST REVERSE DECISIONS WHENEVER YOU FREAKIN' FEEL LIKE IT!! EVEN THE COMMISSIONER DOESN'T HAVE THAT AUTHORITY!! DAVIS CAN'T DO THAT DAMMIT!!Pike: He just did.
Davis heads backstage to cheers from the stupid sheep fans as Billy Diamond-Remarkable and Quarrie Naughton Caprice look absolutely shell-shocked inside the ring. Alex Cross rips the TV title from Quarrie's grasp and jubilantly holds it up above his head. Quarrie and BDR slowly back off, climbing out of the ring, BDR absolutely livid and tipping over the Pig Latin announce table while screaming blue murder, shaking with anger as Quarrie doesn't seem quite sure how to react. BDR stomps off up the entrance ramp, screaming for Davis' blood while Quarrie lingers at ringside. BDR disappears backstage as Quarrie ponders all that just happened, hands on hips and head bowed on the entrance stage.
Quarrie turns and looks enviously towards the ring as Alex Cross holds up the TV title. Quarrie shouts something in French.
VITAMIN G appears behind Quarrie to a huge pop! Quarrie turns. Vitamin G runs and springboards off a piece of staging,
GRABBING QUARRIE AND PLANTING HIM ONTO THE STEEL STAGE WITH G-FORCE!!!Pike:
RETRIBUTION FOR LAST WEEK! YOU GOTTA LOVE IT!!Hunt:
I DON'T!With Quarrie down and hurting on the entrance stage, Vitamin G raises an arm for the cheering fans before backing off and disappearing backstage, leaving just as quickly as he arrived.
We shift our focus back into the ring with Alex Cross and Lady Munin. Cross gives Munin a smile, suggesting no hard feelings about their previous confrontation. Munin returns the smile. Alex then turns and once more lifts his W.C.E.K. Television title into the air for the fans. The fans cheer and applaud while the announcers recap the controversial decision with Commissioner Davis breaking company protocol and reversing a match outcome. Without warning, Lady Munin grabs at Cross, spinning him round and hitting him with an
Implant DDT!!!Hunt:
CHOCOLATE COVERED DUNKIN' DONUTS!!!“New Shit” by Marilyn Manson plays as Wreckage comes to a close with Lady Munin looking down upon the grounded Alex Cross with crazed malice in her eyes, Memphis Pike overselling the final pitch for Sunday Storm.
Pike:
WHAT IN GAWD'S NAME IS GONNA HAPPEN WHEN LADY MUNIN AND ALEX CROSS MEET ON DECEMBER 6th WITH THE GZW2K1 WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE?! FANS, IT'S GONNA BE MUNIN VERSUS CROSS AT SUNDAY STORM AND YOU DO NOT WANNA MISS IT! GOODNIGHT!!! Rating: 3/5. Decent main event with convoluted swerve ending.
#Wreckage Fan Twirks:
| So the winner of this next match meets Annin in the next Wreckage main event? Just pissed myself with excitement. | I voted for Piper she so kewl! | Munin better get special guest referee spot or I won't be watchin! | Wait... why the hell were Champa and Davina in the opening 'comedy' bout while these douches get centre stage? | This wee'ks vote for unpredictable/interesting than last week. | WHOOO! MUNIN!! (: | Uggh... | Awesome show just about to get more awesomer... MUNIN!!! | #TeamMunin | I predict an overbooked clusterfuck. | Aww I wanted Vitamin G! ): | Good match but you know the finish will be screwy. | Praying @nwilliams runs in and beats the snot out of everyone. | @across and @qnc work well together. | I miss the days where GZW was EXTREME. | Reed Southern needs to be booked on this show he is the future! | Waiting for the inevitable run-in... most likely from Vitamin G/Piper. | So obvious the announcers don't know the fuckin name of any of @across' submission holds. #GZWSucks #GLORYRules | Munin doing good job officiating. | Having a 17 year old in the main event is fucking stupid. But no more retarded than a 4 feet two inch girl winning LotC. | One of the better matches in recent months... | #ChocolateCoveredDunkinDonuts | NOOOOOO! | NEW TV CHAMP!! | #VitamineQ | Uh-oh Munin and Alex might have a tiff here! :0 | Gay. | Saw that coming a mile off. | KNEW Munin would fuck up. | So predictable. | #Yawn | Ooo Munin and Cross gonna fight! | DAVIS!! | #EntertainmentFranchise | Holy shit someone with some star power actually arrives *faints* | Sooo happy to see Davis! #OldPro #OldGuard #Icon | REVERSAL. | I'm confused. | Great, GZW just making up the rules as they go along. Again. | Overbooked mess. | Good twist! | VITAMIN G! | OOOOOH MUNIN STRIKES! | Shit!! | Looking forward to Storm even more now!! |The angry voiceover man shouts over the top of angry metal music:
- WILL ANNIN BE ABLE TO PRISE THE "WILD CARD" EDDIE KNOXVILLE TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP AWAY FROM ALEX CROSS IN WRECKAGE'S NEXT MAIN EVENT?! AND WILL IT BE A STEEL CAGE, EXTREME RULES OR LUMBERJACK MATCH?!
- WILL JOHN CHAMPA BE PUNISHED AS A RESULT OF WALKING OUT ON HIS MATCH AGAINST ILLEGAL SEAGULL AND DESOLATE MOO?!
- WHAT WILL THE FALLOUT BE FROM COMMISSIONER NATHANIEL DAVIS' DECISION TO OVERRULE MUNIN'S REFEREEING DECISION IN THIS WEEK'S MAIN EVENT?!
- WHAT WILL THE OUTCOME BE AS ALEX CROSS CHALLENGES FOR LADY MUNIN'S GZW2K1 WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP AT SUNDAY STORM THIS COMING DECEMBER 6TH?! WILL THEIR FRIENDSHIP BE ABLE TO SURVIVE ITS BIGGEST TEST TO DATE?!
