Top 100 Reasons Sir Cairns & Sir Kaos Will Reign Supreme

[Sir Chris Cairns]

Sir Kaos (above) is talented, but will he be able to
keep up with the furious pace of his legendary new ally?

Many people believe that SIR Chris Cairns and SIR Kaos are an odd couple who will not be able to co-exist as a tag team, but that just is not so!

Here are the top 100 20 5 reasons as to why these two future Ring of Honor Icons are the REAL 'Defiance' within GZW2K1...

1. THEY HAVE A SOLID WORKING RELATIONSHIP
Lord Kaos is actually a former employee of Cairns', having been a member of the Creation Wrestling roster for a brief spell back in early 2003.

2. THEY ARE BOTH ACCOMPLISHED ATHLETES
Both men have won Lord of the Coliseum tournaments twice. Kaos in 2010 and 2011. Cairns in 1987 and 2013.

3. THEY HAVE A SOLID WORKING RELATIONSHIP: PART II
Lord Kaos is actually Chris Cairns' chauffeur and has been for sixteen years.

4. THEY ARE BUSINESS PARTNERS
Cairns provided bail when Kaos was arrested in 2006 for indecently exposing himself to former Globalstar "Freezer Burn" Wayne Hammon, who has never been heard from since. In return, Kaos purchased stocks in Creation Wrestling II and is now a major shareholder in the company.

5. THEY SHARE COMMON ENEMIES
Kaos and Cairns both absolutely despise Vitamin Piss, Leon Corbin and Clancy McClean. Neither man will rest until the aforementioned pathetic trio of human beings are legitimately dead and buried.

And so these are the countless reasons as to why Sir Kaos is, in his own words, "extremely eager" to assist SIR Cairns in Cairnsy's valiant quest to regain the "Wild Card" Eddie Knoxville TV title.

Cairns (above) is viewed by experts as
"the more naturally gifted" of the duo.

In this reporter's balanced and unbiased opinion, it certainly will be enjoyable to witness the new era of Cairns and Kaos as they reign supreme over the GroundZero Globalverse for many years to come.

OOC Note: Number 1 is actually true.