Post by Mickey Tourette on Nov 13, 2013 9:58:36 GMT -6
( OOC: Mickey's vocals appear in Green. Juggs in Blue and PissHead in Yellow. And segments sung by the whole band in Red )
* The following video presentation is a preview form the brand new Lovepump: UK Reunion 2013/2014 Album. *
The scene opens to the sound of loud punk rock music as Lovepump belt out one of there brand new songs. Mickey Tourette Jumps around like a demented monster as he twangs on his guitar and yells into the mic. The other bandmates also appear to be angry too as they bounce around playing their instruments.
WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! WHOA!
WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! AH WHOA!
Mickey bounds over toward the mic as the cameras focus on him whilst he sings and strums.
Somethings gotten me, quite irate. ( He's pissed off! )
Cos there's a Manc little cunt that we all love to hate.
He carries a scepter and he wears a crown.
And he swaggers and postures as we walks round the town.
The image now cuts to a image of a large billboard displaying an image of Sir Chris Cairns. Lovepump rush over with spray cans and begin spraying graffiti over it. As we pan out we see that it reads " Fucking Wanker! "
WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! WHOA! ( That skinny runt! )
WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! AH WHOA! ( He's a total cunt! )
And his band the Idle, are nowt but a farce.
we just wanna kick em right in the arse!
We now see Lovepump tearing down posters of Sir Chis Cairns and The Idle. They laugh as they put up Lovepump posters in their place. They quickly pose for a picture before running out of shot. We now cut to a scene outside Buckingham Palace, though it is unclear if it is actually genuine or made up for the video. We see the union jack flag being taken down be members of the band. The band proceed to replace it with a pair of women's briefs, whilst Mickey proceeds to urinate on the flag. They then run off as policemen give chase.
Oh and its a dyin' shame. And I must hold up my hand. ( You can be sure of that )
And say I'm gonna kick his arse all over Disneyland. ( Cairns is a fucking twat! )
cos I really fuckin' hate that guy.
So I'm gonna kick his balls and make him cry.
We now cut back to the band playing, as the whole band belt out the chorus.
Cos,WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! WHOA! ( So make a date )
Cos WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! AH WHOA! ( And don't be late )
To see me me beat him up some more.
And kick his Manc cunt right through the door.
We now see an image of Sir Chris cairns. As the drums kick in harder we now see the member sof Lovepump come crashing through it looking very angry.
Yes, WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! WHOA! ( I'm sorry dear )
WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! AH WHOA! ( He's a fuckin' queer )
Yes we hate Cairnsy, yes we do.
So lookout Chris Cairns cos we're comin' for you!
We now see LoVepump proceed to trash their instruments as the final twangs of guitars ring out. Mickey finishes off be putting his guitar neck right through one of the amplifiers before kicking it over. He then turns and snarls into the camera.
Mickey: FUCK OFF!
** END **
* The following video presentation is a preview form the brand new Lovepump: UK Reunion 2013/2014 Album. *
The scene opens to the sound of loud punk rock music as Lovepump belt out one of there brand new songs. Mickey Tourette Jumps around like a demented monster as he twangs on his guitar and yells into the mic. The other bandmates also appear to be angry too as they bounce around playing their instruments.
WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! WHOA!
WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! AH WHOA!
Mickey bounds over toward the mic as the cameras focus on him whilst he sings and strums.
Somethings gotten me, quite irate. ( He's pissed off! )
Cos there's a Manc little cunt that we all love to hate.
He carries a scepter and he wears a crown.
And he swaggers and postures as we walks round the town.
The image now cuts to a image of a large billboard displaying an image of Sir Chris Cairns. Lovepump rush over with spray cans and begin spraying graffiti over it. As we pan out we see that it reads " Fucking Wanker! "
WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! WHOA! ( That skinny runt! )
WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! AH WHOA! ( He's a total cunt! )
And his band the Idle, are nowt but a farce.
we just wanna kick em right in the arse!
We now see Lovepump tearing down posters of Sir Chis Cairns and The Idle. They laugh as they put up Lovepump posters in their place. They quickly pose for a picture before running out of shot. We now cut to a scene outside Buckingham Palace, though it is unclear if it is actually genuine or made up for the video. We see the union jack flag being taken down be members of the band. The band proceed to replace it with a pair of women's briefs, whilst Mickey proceeds to urinate on the flag. They then run off as policemen give chase.
Oh and its a dyin' shame. And I must hold up my hand. ( You can be sure of that )
And say I'm gonna kick his arse all over Disneyland. ( Cairns is a fucking twat! )
cos I really fuckin' hate that guy.
So I'm gonna kick his balls and make him cry.
We now cut back to the band playing, as the whole band belt out the chorus.
Cos,WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! WHOA! ( So make a date )
Cos WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! AH WHOA! ( And don't be late )
To see me me beat him up some more.
And kick his Manc cunt right through the door.
We now see an image of Sir Chris cairns. As the drums kick in harder we now see the member sof Lovepump come crashing through it looking very angry.
Yes, WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! WHOA! ( I'm sorry dear )
WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! WE HATE CHRIS CAIRNS! AH WHOA! ( He's a fuckin' queer )
Yes we hate Cairnsy, yes we do.
So lookout Chris Cairns cos we're comin' for you!
We now see LoVepump proceed to trash their instruments as the final twangs of guitars ring out. Mickey finishes off be putting his guitar neck right through one of the amplifiers before kicking it over. He then turns and snarls into the camera.
Mickey: FUCK OFF!
** END **
