Post by Warpath on Feb 28, 2015 22:16:33 GMT -6
The trio of Killjoy, The Mongrel, and Piper Sanchez, W.C.E.K. TV title around her waist, stood before the newly minted Warpath banner. The brother and sister duo have their always menacing expressions plastered upon their faces while the "Wild Card" Eddie Knoxville Television Champion smiles ear-to-ear. She takes a step or two forward from her stablemates and begins to speak.
Piper: Hola, Globalverse. In case you didn't know we are Warpath. I am Piper Sanchez, your "Wild Card" Eddie Knoxville Television Championship.
The Texas native proudly pats the title belt.
Piper: That's right, Kolic and John Champa. I'm your "Wild Card" Eddie Knoxville Television Champion. Not either one of you perros but me. And I know that it just hurts your nutsacks. But until either one of you can take it from me, you'll just have hurt nuts.
She chuckles before flipping loose strands of hair out of her face.
Piper: John, you get to be the first to try. It'll be your first try at taking this title from me but it'll be what, your third time, trying to defeat me. Third times a charm, huh? Yeah, right. You'll never beat me for this title, John. Mierda, you'll never beat me, period! The time of the "the Greatness in the Flesh" has expired. It's time to call it quits, homie. Done. Over. Terminado.
Piper: At Anniversary Armageddon 2015 you're going to get another chance to "make me", John. You're going to make me up my game and get to your level, right? It's funny but I've seemed to have done that without you. Yeah, sure you can get a little credit because I served as the Slaughterhouse "slave" but that credit goes more to Davina and Killjoy then you. Hell, I learned more from Joshua Samson and he barely has stepped into the ring in his life. So, no, you won't be getting any props here, chico. Dash you hopes of beating me. Cancel your goal of calling yourself the "Wild Card" Eddie Knoxville Television Champion. And most definitely kill any noise you might make about joining the Grand Slam Club!
Piper takes a step back and Killjoy moves forward to take her place.
Killjoy: After almost a year's time I finally get to distribute justified vengence upon the one called Jericho "Raze" Cross. Upon the orders of one lil' piggie, Raze, you sent out a physical message that left me comatose and literally struggling to exist. Sadly and unfortunately for you, Raze, I still exist. And I still exist for one reason: your utter destruction come Anniversary Armageddon 2015. Playtime's over!
As always, Killjoy was short and to the point. She steps back to allow her enormous brother to step forward.
Mongrel: Everyday the list apparently seems to expand. Mister Kolic, Mister Tamer, Lady Munin, and now Ring of Honor Icon Lady Eva Hikari, I can understand the three aforementioned but Icon Lady Hikari. This one has even me slightly perplexed.
He scowls.
Mongrel: So what are you looking to accomplish, Icon Lady Hikari? What bug has Mister Kolic or Lady Munin put into your ear to make you think that you need to gather arms against The Mongrel? Perhaps this a move elicited by the Machine to garner attention to a somewhat lackluster beginning to your reign as the GroundZero Wrestling 2K1 Intercontinental Heavyweight Champion? I truly hope that you haven't drank the proverbial Kool-Aid?
The six four eleven inch man crosses his arms across his chest as he shifts his 377 pound weight from one leg to the other.
Mongrel: But even if you haven't, the course you are choosing to partake is one that I would strongly dissuade you from taking. You are wishing to stand up to the perceived "Monster" while siding with the "Angel". Have you really given thought to that, Icon Lady Hikari? You think my measures in my battle against Mister Kolic have been to "break the world"? You must dig deeper than what appears on the surface, my dear niece-in-law. But if that is the decision you wish to take, so be it. It should be noted though that you have been warned of the smoke and mirrors.
Mongrel: And isn't that what you are utilizing, Mister Kolic? This grand charade of being the last action hero is quite pathetic. The lengths you have exhausted to simply cover up the dark secret that deteriorates your heart is astounding. You may have everyone fooled with your trickery but not me, not Warpath. And soon, very soon, Mister Kolic, the entire Globalverse will come to perceive you in your authentic form.
The giant smirks.
Mongrel: Let's end this game once and for all, Mister Kolic. Anniversary Armageddon 2015 will be the unveiling of your truth.
Fade.