Post by Mike on Jan 10, 2002 15:56:34 GMT -6
(the scene opens up with Pimp, he is sat in his usuall armchair in his usual Lime green attire, and is wearing his lime green Sunhat to match. The Intercontinental title is draped over Pimps lap. The only thing different to the usuall promo is the fact that the about 6 month Pegnant Angel sits on the left arm of the armchair)
Pimp: Well it seems as though I'm not scheduled to be at MNM, and I don't intend on being there, I have been granted the day off after a succesful title defence against T-Rex last week, and well I am going to spend some time with the family. Well except for my brother in laws, who needs them though? There no fun and would put a Damper on the night. Well maybe not Big C, but Rex definately.
Anyway I have no intrest really about FNT this week, The only thing I have an intrest in is the next MNM, where I will be as I should be the Main Event again. After all it is fitting to have a "Living Legend" as the main event. Well it seems I'm taking on 10 men in the main Event as it should be, as well it has all been too easy facing people like Rex, and Smooth one on one, that's got, BORING now. Time for another EASY challenge I guess. The Living Legend Challenge. Who will these ten men be?
Could it be Rex again? or has he learned his lesson after I taught him last week on FNT not to mess with family. Could it be Smooth? I taught him a while back what it's like to be a real man, and urrrrrgh what an ugly woman he has "Crystal Balls"
(Pimp Shudders)
Could it be the man who never shuts his cake hole? Maxx Pain, a big goof that will be no problem for a "Living Legend" like me. Could one of the newcomers be in here like Goldeneye the James Bond wanabe? eh? well if he is in it then i guess the words "Tomorro Never Dies" isn't true for you, as the Sunday before MNM then Tomorro for you will die. Could it be Desecrator? or as my friend the "Multi-Talented One" Dean Fisher humorously calls him MEATY J DESECRATOR! I guess Union Jack the self proclaimed butcher couldn't buther you. Well If you're in it then I will be your butcher. Could it even be Mr Kung Wuchie Albert Wuchie?.... hehe well too him I guess.... Well he's never even said anything good so nevermind him.
Anyway whoever maybe in this "Living Legend Challenge" be warned that you will be Blown away by the sheer force of being Played-a-live by the "Living Legend" himself. You will also be taught a BIG lesson, and that's that you shall not mess with this Player of the ring, or the Player of the rings family!
(scene fades to black as Pimp rubs Angels stomach)
Pimp: Well it seems as though I'm not scheduled to be at MNM, and I don't intend on being there, I have been granted the day off after a succesful title defence against T-Rex last week, and well I am going to spend some time with the family. Well except for my brother in laws, who needs them though? There no fun and would put a Damper on the night. Well maybe not Big C, but Rex definately.
Anyway I have no intrest really about FNT this week, The only thing I have an intrest in is the next MNM, where I will be as I should be the Main Event again. After all it is fitting to have a "Living Legend" as the main event. Well it seems I'm taking on 10 men in the main Event as it should be, as well it has all been too easy facing people like Rex, and Smooth one on one, that's got, BORING now. Time for another EASY challenge I guess. The Living Legend Challenge. Who will these ten men be?
Could it be Rex again? or has he learned his lesson after I taught him last week on FNT not to mess with family. Could it be Smooth? I taught him a while back what it's like to be a real man, and urrrrrgh what an ugly woman he has "Crystal Balls"
(Pimp Shudders)
Could it be the man who never shuts his cake hole? Maxx Pain, a big goof that will be no problem for a "Living Legend" like me. Could one of the newcomers be in here like Goldeneye the James Bond wanabe? eh? well if he is in it then i guess the words "Tomorro Never Dies" isn't true for you, as the Sunday before MNM then Tomorro for you will die. Could it be Desecrator? or as my friend the "Multi-Talented One" Dean Fisher humorously calls him MEATY J DESECRATOR! I guess Union Jack the self proclaimed butcher couldn't buther you. Well If you're in it then I will be your butcher. Could it even be Mr Kung Wuchie Albert Wuchie?.... hehe well too him I guess.... Well he's never even said anything good so nevermind him.
Anyway whoever maybe in this "Living Legend Challenge" be warned that you will be Blown away by the sheer force of being Played-a-live by the "Living Legend" himself. You will also be taught a BIG lesson, and that's that you shall not mess with this Player of the ring, or the Player of the rings family!
(scene fades to black as Pimp rubs Angels stomach)
