Goldeneye = sounds like boot up ass.

[Chains]

Chains is backstage with a microphone in his hand  he has on a  MR PpV tshirt and black jeans his boots are black and his hair is in a ponytail his sunglasses glint and his leather trenchcoat shines as he starts to speak

Chains : So good ol  Cashius i mean Golden Butt says he wants to test good  chains skills  well of all things golden eye the least you could have done was watch my  match last sunday where i totally annahilated assclown and sad sumo now onto the next point golden eye  you want a submission match  a match that i have no objection to whatsoever


Chains : the question goldeneye is are you ready ? To be finally put to the test to be tested to have your work cut out for you not of winning nope just of survival because goldeneye you see when i walk down the ramp into the ring with you and totally annahilate your life like i have done many through out my career you might just be mistaken to how good somebody can be and ofcourse intelligent and well i must say CUte  by the way im reffering to myself sunshine.

Chains  : as for this,

*chains pulls out a baseball bat from a duffel bag

Chains  : as much as id like to pull your teeth out with this genuinely beautiful instrument i wont.Yes ill agree to your stipulations a submission match it is.Because goldeneye unlike all the jackos born ever im not a whining idiot to ever take you as anything bad your a good wrestler but its just that im so much better


Chains : friday i will put you to rest my way the way thats the hardest to get out of my way or the highway or rather the high way or my WAY !


a lightings engineer walks up

Engineer : Your time s almost up the reel on the tapes almost finished

Chains  : & that lady was an excellant point

The engineer gives chains the finger

FADE TO BLACK

[The Tool]

In the back, after watching Chains ramble on, GoldenEye breaks a confused look over his face

"Uuh... would you ming running that one by me again?  Contrary to popular beleif, I do not understand Mumble.  Bucko... you need to learn how to tell people you are good without boring them half to death.  Yeah, you may suck, but let's not make it seem that way so often, okay?"

GoldenEye smiles at the camera, as he wanders away talking to the camera as he goes along

"Now... I need to find my locker room here..." Looks back at the camera Man "Do you know where it is?"

The Camera man shakes his head, bringing a look of disappointment on the face of GoldenEye.

"Nope... I barely know where Deacon Kane's Locker Room is, let alone yours."

GoldenEye just continues down the hall, until he comes to a Locker Room with the name 'CHAINS' on the front.  GoldenEye's face lights up, as he stops at the door

'Well now... here we are!

The camera man protests in a quiet way to GoldenEye

"...Uuh... that's Chain's room, not yours..."

GoldenEye looks back at the camera man with a smile

"Well, it used to be!"

GoldenEye enters the unoccupied room, tearing off the label on the door as he enters.  GoldenEye then shuts the door in the camera man's face, as he cuts off the feed.