Post by Santiago DeTouwce on Jan 8, 2002 6:17:26 GMT -6
It's a standard El Gambit promo: sat side saddle on his harley, usual attire, cosh in hand, in the parking lot. However, the TV title is over his left shoulder, and the LH title over his right shoulder.
;D El Gambit:
"Beunos dias debiluchos! El doble campeon is here once again to treat you to another of my promos! Don't I spoil you? I wow you with my intelligence and wrestling ability on Sunday, and now I am here to wow you with my beautiful voice! I know how much all you senoritas love El Gambit!"
El Gambit winks at the camera, and tries to do a stylish smile... and ends up leering and making himself even more ugly.
;D El G:
"Anyway... onto business. Hey, 'amigo' Gideon, look who is still El doble campeon! Not even the ex-HKWF champion could beat El Gambit for his TV title! And what about the 'fair fight' thing? You set your woman upon me outside the ring! Do you call that fair? I don't! Even so, I still retained my title despite your woman's CHEATING! How does it feel to be outsmarted by a more intelligent man, Gideon? It was easy to trick you; easy to retain my title against a man like you! Tough queso debilucho!"
El G lifts the LH title off his shoulder and holds it up to the camera.
El Gambit:
"And on Viernes Noches Parodia, it is THIS that is on the line. MY Light-heavyweight title in MY division! I hear a bunch of debiluchos claiming that it's their division, that they deserve MY title... but not one of those idiotas could put el pesetas... mierda, el euro... where their mouth is! So Adam Cage, Pitfighter, Desecrator, Jake Mackinnon and Mooncat, find another division because you just aren't good enough to face el doble campeon in HIS division. So it is Kombat who I must beat. Not a problem: you're technical, I'm luce libre. Two contrasting styles, but I have the ultimate advantage: I am the Light-heavyweight champion and I will do anything to win! You meanwhile, are obsessed with fighting the good fight and putting on the show for the fans... not unlike a fire loving idiota who I've faced in the past. It can simply be put like this Kombat: I like this belt, and you're just not good enough to take it away from me. In short: you're going down, debilucho!"
El G glares into thte camera as the scen fades.
;D El Gambit:
"Beunos dias debiluchos! El doble campeon is here once again to treat you to another of my promos! Don't I spoil you? I wow you with my intelligence and wrestling ability on Sunday, and now I am here to wow you with my beautiful voice! I know how much all you senoritas love El Gambit!"
El Gambit winks at the camera, and tries to do a stylish smile... and ends up leering and making himself even more ugly.
;D El G:
"Anyway... onto business. Hey, 'amigo' Gideon, look who is still El doble campeon! Not even the ex-HKWF champion could beat El Gambit for his TV title! And what about the 'fair fight' thing? You set your woman upon me outside the ring! Do you call that fair? I don't! Even so, I still retained my title despite your woman's CHEATING! How does it feel to be outsmarted by a more intelligent man, Gideon? It was easy to trick you; easy to retain my title against a man like you! Tough queso debilucho!"
El G lifts the LH title off his shoulder and holds it up to the camera.
El Gambit:"And on Viernes Noches Parodia, it is THIS that is on the line. MY Light-heavyweight title in MY division! I hear a bunch of debiluchos claiming that it's their division, that they deserve MY title... but not one of those idiotas could put el pesetas... mierda, el euro... where their mouth is! So Adam Cage, Pitfighter, Desecrator, Jake Mackinnon and Mooncat, find another division because you just aren't good enough to face el doble campeon in HIS division. So it is Kombat who I must beat. Not a problem: you're technical, I'm luce libre. Two contrasting styles, but I have the ultimate advantage: I am the Light-heavyweight champion and I will do anything to win! You meanwhile, are obsessed with fighting the good fight and putting on the show for the fans... not unlike a fire loving idiota who I've faced in the past. It can simply be put like this Kombat: I like this belt, and you're just not good enough to take it away from me. In short: you're going down, debilucho!"
El G glares into thte camera as the scen fades.
