Wyldsyde Results... the day after Crimson

[Jackie Lee]

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The tune of ‘Gimme’ by the Alice Cooper brought the crowd to their feet with a chorus of boos! The special guest presenter, former light-heavyweight champion ‘El Gambit’ Santiago DeTouwce headed to the ring as the fans screamed 'loser, loser' loser!'. The enfuriated ex-champ screamed, tantrumed, and threatened the fans, but this only made the chants louder!

’Gimme’ was followed by the official GZW Instrumental remix of ‘Bring Her Down’ by Rob Zombie as Siu Ann Wong and Jackie Lee headed to the ring for their commentary duties. The crowd cheered, and Siu Ann and Jackie hit low fives all the way down the ramp.

On the zerotron screen, various GZW superstars hit their signature moves on unsuspecting opponents! T-Rex hits Extinction on Magic. Firefly hits a Napalm Bomb on Happy Sumo. Magic hits a Final Destination on Maxx Pain. Diamond hits Dumped on El Gambit. Deacon Kane hits a Wicked Way on Kid Kaos. Chains has the Chainsaw locked on Prey on the steel railing. Maxx Pain hits a Career Ender on Billy Bond. Bond has the Smooth Operation locked on Pimp Bizkit. As the theme tune continued to play, crazy pyro blasted around the arena to announce GZW's Wednesday Night Wyldsyde!

As Jackie Lee was discussing how Chaos Theory were going to bounceback from the problems of Crimson with El Gambit, ‘Timebomb’ by Godsmack suddenly hit the PA. Evoking a ‘goodness gracious’ from Siu Ann, Angel walked onto the zerotron to a big pop from the crowd. Angel announced that due to demand backstage, she was adding a stipulation to the AngelFire V Deacon Kane match and making it non-disqualification!

However, the biggest news was still to come, Angel then announced that she was changing the main event on Wyldsyde because Robert Turner was not cleared for wrestling and in fact, his contract has been terminated! She also added that due to his impressive win over Ryder on Crimson, she awards Eclipse with the US title! The crowd, and the commentary team were utterly shocked by this! El Gambit claimed he should have been crowned champion because he was the best doble campeon of all time! He also said that he was robbed out of his light-heavyweight title on Crimson, and intended to win it back at Fallout! Angel then told everyone that the main event was still a US Title Match, and Eclipse would be defending his newly awarded title against Chains!

Footage was seen backstage of AngelFire covering up a framed picture of Deacon Kane in the GZW HQ with a flag of his own white logo! Moments after he scarpered, Deacon came onto the scene and saw what had been done and looked absolutely livid!

MATCH RESULTS

No DQ Singles Match – Deacon Kane V AngelFire
It was a pissed off Deacon who headed to the ring as AngelFire set up a table inside. Deacon wasted no time and promptly chokeslammed AngelFire over the top rope to the mats outside the ring! The was quickly followed by a huge powerbomb outside the ring as well! The big man gorilla pressed the half-conscious AngelFire back into the ring, and followed up with a gutwrench powerbomb through the table! Relentlessly, the big man quickly pulled AngelFire to the top rope and powerbombed him off it. With
AngelFire’s career on the line, the ref called for the bell awarding the match to Deacon by stoppage!
WINNER BY STOPPAGE: Deacon Kane

Singles Match – ‘Wild Card’ Eddie Knoxville V Mean Macauley
McGrue
Veteran McGrue surprised the overconfident Eddie Knoxville with a series of hiptosses and takeovers, but a thumb to the eye gained Knoxville the advantage. Knoxville proceeded to relentlessly work on his foe, hitting a series of neckbreaker variations. After an impressive pumphandle michenoku driver, Siu Ann thought he’d pin McGrue right there, but Knoxville truly finished him off with a vicious Ganso Bomb. The subsequent pin was academic.
WINNER BY PINFALL: No Contest

[Jackie Lee]

Backstage, a sea of referees had to separate a brawl that had broken out between GZW’s women competitors! Tokyo Rose was the victim, having been put through a set of palettes! It appeared that Jessica had attacked her, and driven her through the palettes and subsequently, Ecstasy and Mooncat had stopped her from any further damage. However, EMTs checking on Rose refused to let her wrestle later on the show.

Bacnk at ringside, 'Stupify' hit the PA to a boo from the crowd, and the new GZW Heavyweight champion headed to the ring. As the fans booed extremely loudly, Maxx Pain revelled in it holding up the title belt he had wanted for so long! Maxx and Gambit caught each other's eyes and glared at each other with hatred. As Maxx got in the ring, El Gambit claimed that it should be Magic holding the belt. Maxx, through the boos, informed the fans that he was the best damned heavyweight champion of all time, and that he truly is the messiah of GZW. He went on to say how he would kick both Zac and Magic's punk asses at Fallout: Zero Hours!

In two seperate areas of the backstage area, both the Pendragon Society (Billy Bond and Zac Sharp), and Chaos Theory (Gideon and Magic) were being restrained from going to the ring to respond to Maxx's statements.

Singles Match – ‘Firefly’ Sho Murakame V ‘Bad Boy’ Ben Robertson
Ben Robertson tried his best, but was outclassed by the more experienced and speedy Firefly. Firefly concentrated on the back, hitting some nice suplex variations. After an Incinerator, he took advantage of the weakened back and locked on the STF. Robertson very quickly tapped out to Firefly’s signature submission finisher.
WINNER BY SUBMISSION: Firefly

Ladies Match – ‘Tokyo Rose’ Manami Naruse V Jessica Wuchie
Pleased with her earlier actions, Jessica strutted to the ring to claim her hollow victory. As the fans booed vehemently, the ref had no choice but to count out the hospitalised Tokyo Rose. However, it wasn’t ‘The Way You Like It’ that played, but ‘Timebomb’! Once again it was Angel on the zerotron, and she announced that due to the state of the women’s division, the main event of Wyldsyde next week would be a Fatal Fourway for the number one contendership to the Women’s Title! Jessica Wuchie would be facing Tokyo Rose, Mooncat and Ecstasy!
WINNER BY COUNTOUT: Jessica Wuchie

MAIN EVENT: US Title Match – ‘Bad Attitude’ Eclipse V Chains
A pumped up Chains headed to the ring, but an even more pumped up Eclipse came onto the zerotron holding his newly awarded US title! Eclipse had a mike, and on top of the zerotron proclaimed that he would prove his being worthy of the title by beating Chains one, two, three on Wyldsyde. Chains was gnashing his teeth as the US Champ headed to the ring. Chains steamed in full of anger, which Eclipse quickly took advatage of by tossing him over the top rope! The two men brawled outside the ring for a while smashing each other into ringsteps and protective barriers. Finally, Eclipse rolled Chains back in the ring and hit a flying cross body from the top rope to get a long two. Chains fought back though, and locked on a Chainsaw! Chains hammered away at Eclipse, but an eye rake and an evenflow DDT gained Eclipse the advantage but only a two count much to the shock of the commentators and crowd! A frustrated Eclipse stomped away mercilessly at Chains, then picked him up and dropped him with a horrible Tiger Driver, but Chains even kicked out of that! Eclipse set up Chains for the Solar Eclipse, but Chains tossed the champ off as he went for the flip! Chains quickly went for the Chainopolis, but Eclipse countered with a back bodydrop from the top rope to the outside of the ring!! With a 'Goodness Gracious' from Siu Ann, a 'Bloody Hell' from Jackie and a 'Mierda' from El Gambit, Chains was elevated and hit the outside of the ring with a horrendous smack! Eclipse quickly rolled out the ring, got Chains back in, and hooked him into a madishole cradle to capitalise on the devastating counter. It was no surprise that after that kind of fall, Chains was pinned by Eclipse for his first successful title defence.
WINNER BY PINFALL: Eclipse