What in the hell?

[College Crew]

Inside the frat house of Suc Mi Phi,the College Crew,Rick Samson and Brent Wellington III are lounging around there extremely messy room which is littered with beer bottles and several kegs.Samson is dressed in white boxers shorts,white shirt,and a red baseball hat turned to the back(a la Fred Durst).BW3 is only wearing a pair of Scooby Doo pajama bottoms.The "super seniors" are watching the television,a replay of Acceptable Risks.

BW3:
That sucks major donkey balls that we didn't get booked for that pay per view!I should have told my old man to buy us a spot on it.

Samson:
What bugs the hell out of me,Bee-Dubya,is that I heard some New Kid On the Block,New Edition,Boston baked bean eating geek just walked in off the street and had a tryout dark match!So freakin' uncool!!

BW3: (smelling under his arms)
Oh,you're talking about that Derek Ashton guy.I heard some guys around the lockerroom the other day talking about him.Heard the guy has great potential.A regular phenom.

Samson: (picking up what looks to be an old hotdog)
Gimme me a freakin' break,dude.Give me a match with the punk and I swear I'll show him that it isn't all that easy to do what we do.(takes a bite of the hotdog)

BW3:
What is that?Drink beer?Owwww!!

Samson: (taking another bite out of the hotdog)
No stupid!Talkin' about bein' a pro wrestler.Not only would I put a stop to this so called phenom but I would make the Beantown geek clean every toilet bowl in this frat house!!

BW3: (watching the TV)
Hey,man,shuttup!That sexy Mooncat's match is about to start.Dude,she is so hot!!

[Mr. "P.o.P"]

Standing outside the entranceway to his home, Derek Ashton is fumbling with his keys.  He quickly unlocks his door, turns on the hall light and notices the light flashing on his answering machine.  He hits PLAY and heads for the bathroom.

Machine:  Hey man!  Where are you? The guys are meeting at bar to watch the Bruins beat the Avalanche around 9 or so. Come on by and drink a few beers with us!

Derek looks at his watch then grabs his keys and makes his way out the door toward The Boathouse to meet his friends.  As he walks in the door, it is clear all the guys have thrown down a few drinks and he yells over to the bartender to bring him a Michelob.

Derek: Hey man what’s up?

Isaac:  Not too much D, where you been?

Derek:  I flew down to Atlanta for a tryout match with GZW.  There seems to be these two punks who call themselves the “College Crew” wanting to start something with me.  They are with some sorority, I mean fraternity called Suc Mi Phi. Talking about cleaning their shitty toilet bowls if I lose…<br>
Jeremy:  Did you say Pigs might fly?

Derek:  Naw, Jeremy, see they can’t see true talent when they see it. They hide behind the guarded gate of their fraternity.  I went down there and gave everything I got. It’s not about how hard the business is, it’s about getting out there, doing what we love to do and most of all being up for the challenge!  I would be thrilled to confront this Sammy character.  But I’ll tell you one thing for sure!  There will be no damn place for cleaning supplies but under the kitchen sink!  

Isaac:  Hey Barbie, bring over another Michelob for the upcoming wrestler!