Siu Ann and Jackie's predictions.

[Jackie]

Siu Ann and Jackie are sat behind a table with a tablecloth bearing the GZW logo. Siu Ann is wearing a smart blouse and her hair tied up in a bun. Jackie has a suit on, and a big grin.

Siu Ann:
"Hi to all you GZW fans out there!"

;D Jackie:
"Conichuwa!"

Siu Ann:
"Thank you for that Jackie... we're here to give you our predictions for tonight's Pay Per View: Acceptable Risks!"

1.Single Match
Celestia "Mooncat" L'yark vs. Kombat

Siu Ann:
"This is the match that Jackie and myself have the honour...

Jackie:
"Honour?! Insult you mean! How can they justify..."

Siu Ann:
"Shush Jackie! This is a predictions promo, not an opportunity for you to winge. This match, the match that Jackie and I will be guest commentating on, looks to be a good one. My prediction is for Celestia to win as she has more experience than Kombat, and a lot to prove tonight!"

Jackie:
"Typical bird, supporting another bird! Lezzy hasn't got a cat in hell's chance... get it? CAT in hell's chance... of beating a man! So I say Kombat! Go Kombat!"

2.Single Match
Desecrator vs. "The Menace" Union Jack

Siu Ann:
"This one should be interesting. UJ has been quiet of late, but you've got to believe he has something evil up his sleeve. Desecrator is good, but UJ is the veteran with a mean streak as long as the equator! I'd like to see James win, but my instinct says UJ will win!"

;D Jackie:
"Bloody Hell! You and me agree on this Siu Ann! There is no way that a crap little rookie like Dessicator can beat the British Butcher! I just think it's a disgrace that UJ has been put so low down the card!"

3.Single Match
"The Downfall" Rebellion vs. "The CareerKiller" Maxx Pain

Siu Ann:
"One of the most difficult matches to predict, but with his current hard attitude and focus in the ring, I think Maxx Pain'll take the victory... but it'll be a close one and he certainly won't be able to end Rebellion's career!"

Jackie:
"You are so wrong Siu Ann! Pain just can't perform when he needs to and never wins the big matches. Rebellion is extreme to the max, and I reckon will beat Maxx pretty easily."

4.Tag Team Match
Endangered Species vs. The Fierys

Siu Ann:
"As much as I like the Fierys, I think Endangered Species have the advantage in this one. They're mean veterans and know each other like the back of their hands. I think their experience will see them through this one."

;D Jackie:
"I agree that Species'll win, but my reason is that the Fiery's are shit!"

5.Singles Match
Big Country vs. Diamond Sledge

Siu Ann:
"Diamond is one of the sweetest and bravest superstars in GZW. Big Country might be large, but he just doesn't seem to have the heart that Diamond does! I think poor old Diamond will take a beating, but will pull out brave victory to score the upset."

Jackie:
"What a load of sentimental crap! Diamond is a load of crap, and Country'll dominate from start to finish and Diamond's peace loving arse will be supremely kicked! Victory to Big C in this one!"

6.Six Man Tag Team Elimination Match
The Peacekeepers vs. What Money Can Buy

Siu Ann:
"Again, I've got to go with the Peacekeepers for this one. They will be ready for anything that WMCB can throw at them. They have years of experience over the young men in WMCB, and have more fire in their hearts. Sho Murakame may well be the difference maker as WMCB have faced him less than Gideon and Nathanial. However, I think the friendship and determination of of all the Peacekeepers will see them through to a comfortable victory."

Jackie:
"Why don't you join that bunch of goodie goodies Siu Ann? You talk just as much sentimental crap as they do! The three has beens that make up the Peacekeepers team don't know how to cope with such a force as WMCB! WMCB will find a way, any way, to defeat these old timers!"

[Jackie]

7.Last Man Standing Match
"Wrestling Franchise" Monarch vs "Desert Storm" Magic

Siu Ann:
"Another difficult one to predict, but I think Holly Fortune made a good point saying that Magic is preoccupied at the moment. All you need to do is let your guard down for a second against Monarch, and it's all over. Therefore, my prediction is Monarch... sorry Magic!"

;D Jackie:
"My prediction is Monarch too: I know that none of my HKWF boys will let me down! Magic has no chance against the Wrestling Franchise: he's pissing in the desert storm if he thinks he does!"

8.Grudge Match:Steel Cage Match
"The Enforcer" T-Rex vs. "Jade Dragon" Sincere

Siu Ann:
"The feud that never ends: Sincere and T-Rex. Less intense that it once was, I think Rex'll finish it off for good with a final convincing victory!"

Jackie:
You're right about it being the feud that never ends and about it being less intense that it once was. However, I think it'll be Sincere who finishes it off for good with a final convincing victory over Rex!"

9.Extreme Title Match:"Classic Rules" Match
Pitfighter vs. Adam Cage

Siu Ann:
"So much intensity in this feud, so much hatred, so much rivalry. I couldn't possibly predict the winner of this one!"

Jackie:
"It's SO obvious Siu Ann! Adam Cage is going to utterly destroy that idiot Pitfighter! I used to call him Adam 'should be put in a' Cage as an insult, but now he should be put in one because he's such a vicious bastard... and I LIKE that! Cage has improved tenfold since he got the Extreme belt, and I love his meanstreak. You're winner for this match is inevitably the one and only Adam Cage!"

10.Television and LightHeavyweight Championship Match (both titles are at stake)
El Gambit vs. Jake MacKinnon

Siu Ann:
"As much as I loathe myself for saying this, I think El Gambit will win this one. His intense desire for the Light-Heavyweight title will see him through as much punishment as the brave, but inexperienced Jake Mackinnon can throw at him!"

;D Jackie:
"My main man El G: a HKWF legend! Gibraltar's greatest wrestler cannot be beaten tonight with two belts on the line! He is so damned extreme and vicious, that Jake Mackinnon won't know what hit him! El G all the way!"

11.Main Event:Tag Team Match to determine the governing authority over GZW (Tate "Troublesome" Edmonson or John Profit)
Tate "Troublesome" Edmonson and "Smooth Operator" Billy Bond vs. "The Living Legend" Pimp Bizkit and "The Wicked One" Deacon Kane

Siu Ann:
Deacon and Pimp are two such formidable foes, but with so much at stake, I think you'll need to run Troublesome or Smooth over with a juggernaut to get their shoulders to stay on the canvas! Deacon and Pimp just don't have the heart that Tate and Smooth have, and I believe that somehow, some way, good will prevail and Tate and Smooth will win this one!"

Jackie:
"Don't make me laugh! Both Tate and Smooth are smaller than Pimp, let alone Deacon! They will be utterly manhandles and brutalised by Bad Influence. By taking on such a pathetic tag partner, Tate just signed away his half of the company! Deacon and Pimp to win this one!"

Siu Ann:
"Well there's the Wyldsyde team's predictions... pretty inconclusive, eh? But goodness gracious, you try predicting such intense matches! Until Acceptable Risks..."

;D Jackie:
"Sayonara!"

Scene fades as Siu Ann shakes her head and Jackie grins.