Post by Billy Bond on Dec 29, 2001 12:29:36 GMT -6
Smooth, as smartly dressed as usual, is at GZW HQ, and the receptionist hands him a sheet of paper. He opens it, and looks shocked. He speaks to the receptionist, who points him in the direction of one of the doors. He heads that way... but then does a double take as he sees a Pimp promo on the screens in the reception. He watches it, and the promos that follow. They happen to be about the deal made by Samuel Knight and Nikita Fortune. He shakes his head, and enters the room.
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The scene opens with Smooth, in his usual tux, stood infront of a GZW logo. The scene appears to be a little makeshift... but the intensity in Smooth's eyes doesn't. However, he softens momentarily to pose for the fans.
8) Smooth:
"The name's Bond, Billy Bond, and I've got something to say!"
After a brief eyebrow and smirk, the look of intensity returns.
Smooth:
"Today, the Smooth One should be a happy man. I have my contract and my career back... up yours Deacon... but the Smooth One isn't happy, not happy at all. As per usual, chumps like Deacon and Pimp make my life difficult and troublesome. Oh, and talking about Troublesome, I have to tag with that chump in my return match. Listen Troublesome, I don't like you. I'll never like you. Then I look at Profit: I HATE him and all his mindless cronies like Deacon, Pimp, Monarch and Sincere. So I look at the main event of Acceptable Risks: Tate Troublesome and Billy Bond versus Pimp Bizkit and Deacon Kane. If we win, the federation is under your control; if we lose, the federation is under the control of John Profit. Ha! Do I have a choice but to team with you, and team well? You are the lesser of two evils, Troublesome. If we don't win, I can only dread what would happen. So Troublesome, you got your man, you got the Smooth Operator in your corner 100 percent... for one night only! I'm not going to enjoy this uneasy alliance, but one thing you can rely on is that I will commit myself one hundred percent to getting rid of that bastard, John Profit."
Smooth is pacing up and down, obviously frustrated.
Smooth:
"And now perhaps if I address my opponents. First of all, Deacon Kane. You think you can squash me do you? Well I've had two long months of hating you, and thinking of revenge on you for ending my career. Two months of unemployment and hatred for you Deacon. You might be 10ft whatever and 1000lbs, but the monster in the ring on Monday will be the Smooth Operator when he gets a hold of you, and not some overconfident ox with a pretty trinket around his fat waist!"
After another brief pause, Smooth runs his hand through his spikey hair, and then addresses the camera once more.
{cut}
The scene opens with Smooth, in his usual tux, stood infront of a GZW logo. The scene appears to be a little makeshift... but the intensity in Smooth's eyes doesn't. However, he softens momentarily to pose for the fans.
8) Smooth:
"The name's Bond, Billy Bond, and I've got something to say!"
After a brief eyebrow and smirk, the look of intensity returns.
Smooth:"Today, the Smooth One should be a happy man. I have my contract and my career back... up yours Deacon... but the Smooth One isn't happy, not happy at all. As per usual, chumps like Deacon and Pimp make my life difficult and troublesome. Oh, and talking about Troublesome, I have to tag with that chump in my return match. Listen Troublesome, I don't like you. I'll never like you. Then I look at Profit: I HATE him and all his mindless cronies like Deacon, Pimp, Monarch and Sincere. So I look at the main event of Acceptable Risks: Tate Troublesome and Billy Bond versus Pimp Bizkit and Deacon Kane. If we win, the federation is under your control; if we lose, the federation is under the control of John Profit. Ha! Do I have a choice but to team with you, and team well? You are the lesser of two evils, Troublesome. If we don't win, I can only dread what would happen. So Troublesome, you got your man, you got the Smooth Operator in your corner 100 percent... for one night only! I'm not going to enjoy this uneasy alliance, but one thing you can rely on is that I will commit myself one hundred percent to getting rid of that bastard, John Profit."
Smooth is pacing up and down, obviously frustrated.
Smooth:"And now perhaps if I address my opponents. First of all, Deacon Kane. You think you can squash me do you? Well I've had two long months of hating you, and thinking of revenge on you for ending my career. Two months of unemployment and hatred for you Deacon. You might be 10ft whatever and 1000lbs, but the monster in the ring on Monday will be the Smooth Operator when he gets a hold of you, and not some overconfident ox with a pretty trinket around his fat waist!"
After another brief pause, Smooth runs his hand through his spikey hair, and then addresses the camera once more.
I just don't know what to say to that! Is the whole ladies man thing a sham? Is all this tension because you want me? First off Pimp, I don't do the kinky stuff, and if I was gay, I'd have better taste than to pick an ugly, overused, worn out, flacid, hideous excuse for a human bieng like you! UGH!"
Smooth:"I think I'm gonna puke... so... um... yeah... Acceptable Risks: It's gonna be Smooth... AND Troublesome!"
