Post by Mike on Dec 27, 2001 8:14:24 GMT -6
(The scene opens up with Pimp, he is in his usuall ring attire, and in his right hand there is a sandwich with a bite taken out of it)
Pimp: mmmmmm Turkey sandwiches! with the turkey left. tastes so nice! Anyway I really hope you all had an awful christmas day, I hope your granny gave you your geeky looking socks, and gloves, and a bobble hat! I hope it was awful for you all and if it was! hahahaha.
(Pimp takes another bite out of the sandwich, and takes a moment to chew the bit of the sandwich and swallow it)
Pimp: You see i’m going to rub it in too all of those who didn’t have a nice christmas, by giving you a hint at what I was doing!
(a shot film statrs to play, with Pimp stood in the middle of the room, and three females in santa dresses stood around him, after a few short seconds of showing that, it quickly reverts back to Pimp, in the original location)
Pimp: (singing)
“OOOOOOOO Santa baby hurry down the chimney tonight!”<br>
(Pimp takes another bite out of his sandwich, and then spit a half eaten bit of sandwich out of his mouth, and then with a strok of his arm, the self proclaimed “Living Legend” wipes across his mouth)
Pimp: I lied! this isn’t turkey at all! it’s chicken! it taste like I’m eating Maxx Pain, or “Smooth Legs” Billy Bond!, even Union Jack, T-Rex, or Magic! none of you are man enough to take my intercontinental title from me the “Living Legend”!
(Pimp lifts his left hand into the camera shot, and he is holding hs Intercontinental title, he shines it up for a second, before giving his attention back t the camera)
Pimp: Who’s going to be next to attempt to take this title away from me? eh? is there anybody who’s going to step up to challenge me for this title? is there anybody that’s going to prove themselves to me and the GZW to be worthy of getting a title shot? NO there isn’t and you know why? it’s because I am too damn good! nobody wants to face the “Living Legend” one on one! eye to eye, nobody wants to get Played-a-live by me the “Living Legend” NOBODY!
Pimp: hell lets look at my history shall we? lets go back in time! back to the EWO!... do you remember in EWO? there was a huge stable war? it was the Forsaken vs E.S.P! know there are two last surviving members of the Forsaken, that I used to Play-a-live week after week! they Mr No sex T-Rex, or known in those days as “Old Man Rex”, hey he was old then! the guys “Ancient Know” hell he’s a dinosaur he’s extinct! then there is magic! the Magic wand man! every match he won was Magic, because if it wasn’t it was damn well lucky! and that lucky touch has never seemed to leave Magic now has it?
Then there was MY crew! E now that standed for EZ Money! a hell of an athlete, but he got drove out of wrestling somewhere down the line!. S now the S standed for Smooth Operator, but it might as well have stood for S**t, of Sloth! the lazy git never did anything worth while. He was a dead weight, that the rest of the team had to drag along, but he got kicked out of GZW, coz he wasn’t good enough to cut it. and he was to afraid to be embarassed by me by being a man of his word, and waxing his legs live on Travesty! Smooth you are a liar, and now it seems you have made a return, I will enjoy making your life a living hell again. However this time it won’t be Deacon temperarily ending your career! it will be me PERMANENTLY ending your career! Finally there was a P, P stood for me the “Living Legend” Pimp Bizkit, I was the man who made the stable something, I was the man who took the fight, and week after week single handedly took apart the forsaken. Isn’t that enough proof that I am the “Living Legend”? hell I’m the only one there who hasn’t been out of a career here in GZW!
Pimp: mmmmmm Turkey sandwiches! with the turkey left. tastes so nice! Anyway I really hope you all had an awful christmas day, I hope your granny gave you your geeky looking socks, and gloves, and a bobble hat! I hope it was awful for you all and if it was! hahahaha.
(Pimp takes another bite out of the sandwich, and takes a moment to chew the bit of the sandwich and swallow it)
Pimp: You see i’m going to rub it in too all of those who didn’t have a nice christmas, by giving you a hint at what I was doing!
(a shot film statrs to play, with Pimp stood in the middle of the room, and three females in santa dresses stood around him, after a few short seconds of showing that, it quickly reverts back to Pimp, in the original location)
Pimp: (singing)
“OOOOOOOO Santa baby hurry down the chimney tonight!”<br>
(Pimp takes another bite out of his sandwich, and then spit a half eaten bit of sandwich out of his mouth, and then with a strok of his arm, the self proclaimed “Living Legend” wipes across his mouth)
Pimp: I lied! this isn’t turkey at all! it’s chicken! it taste like I’m eating Maxx Pain, or “Smooth Legs” Billy Bond!, even Union Jack, T-Rex, or Magic! none of you are man enough to take my intercontinental title from me the “Living Legend”!
(Pimp lifts his left hand into the camera shot, and he is holding hs Intercontinental title, he shines it up for a second, before giving his attention back t the camera)
Pimp: Who’s going to be next to attempt to take this title away from me? eh? is there anybody who’s going to step up to challenge me for this title? is there anybody that’s going to prove themselves to me and the GZW to be worthy of getting a title shot? NO there isn’t and you know why? it’s because I am too damn good! nobody wants to face the “Living Legend” one on one! eye to eye, nobody wants to get Played-a-live by me the “Living Legend” NOBODY!
Pimp: hell lets look at my history shall we? lets go back in time! back to the EWO!... do you remember in EWO? there was a huge stable war? it was the Forsaken vs E.S.P! know there are two last surviving members of the Forsaken, that I used to Play-a-live week after week! they Mr No sex T-Rex, or known in those days as “Old Man Rex”, hey he was old then! the guys “Ancient Know” hell he’s a dinosaur he’s extinct! then there is magic! the Magic wand man! every match he won was Magic, because if it wasn’t it was damn well lucky! and that lucky touch has never seemed to leave Magic now has it?
Then there was MY crew! E now that standed for EZ Money! a hell of an athlete, but he got drove out of wrestling somewhere down the line!. S now the S standed for Smooth Operator, but it might as well have stood for S**t, of Sloth! the lazy git never did anything worth while. He was a dead weight, that the rest of the team had to drag along, but he got kicked out of GZW, coz he wasn’t good enough to cut it. and he was to afraid to be embarassed by me by being a man of his word, and waxing his legs live on Travesty! Smooth you are a liar, and now it seems you have made a return, I will enjoy making your life a living hell again. However this time it won’t be Deacon temperarily ending your career! it will be me PERMANENTLY ending your career! Finally there was a P, P stood for me the “Living Legend” Pimp Bizkit, I was the man who made the stable something, I was the man who took the fight, and week after week single handedly took apart the forsaken. Isn’t that enough proof that I am the “Living Legend”? hell I’m the only one there who hasn’t been out of a career here in GZW!
