Man$laughter I$ Our Night

[Eclipse]

The scene opens up inside the newly built office in CMC Enterprises.  The room is full of money signs, pictures of money and different dollar bills and coins.  The floor is completely green, the same color as money.  A desk which, lies in the middle of the room, is completely glass, and inside the glass is brand new shiny coins.  The backs of the chairs are gold dollar signs, and the cushions have designs of different dollars.  And hanging from the ceiling are the words of "What Money Can Buy" spinning around.  The camera comes to a close, but another camera quickly gets a shot of Clancy Mc Clean and his troops, Epic, Eclipse and Manic.

Clancy:  You guys are now my pride and joy, I love you like you are my own.  So, I decided to dedicate a room just to our formation!

The group of men reach a big golden door, with green dollar signs as handle.  Clancy smiles and opens the doors.  The four men step inside, looking around the room in astonishment.

Clancy:  Welcome to WMCB Head'Quarters'!

Epic:  You did all of this, just for us?

Clancy:  You are the best thing next to money!  I am starting to plan an amusement park, the theme, all of us!

Eclipse:  Well, it seems all these years of steeling has finally paid off.

Epic:  Well, are we going to just stand here and play show and tell, or are we going to make use of this room?

Clancy:  It's your office, do as you wish with it.  BUT, first we have to speak about the return of Monday Night Manslaughter.  You all have matches and I want to make sure we have a plan.  So come, sit.

The men walk into the room and take a seat at the coin table.  Clancy just stands, circling the table as he talks.

[Eclipse]

Clancy:  Epic and Eclipse, the Tag-Team Champions, you fight Nathaniel Davis and Sho Murakame.  Of course the two do not deserve the championships, so it is non-title.  Do you two think you can get through ok?

Eclipse:  Do we THINK?  No, we KNOW we can kick their arses and make them plea!  Clancy, we are more than ready to battle these two world peace freaks.

Manic:  And if something doesn't go our way, I will be ready to bring in plan B!

Clancy:  And it is ALWAYS good to have a plan B.

Epic:  And what if plan B fails?

Clancy:  Plan A shouldn't even fail!  But, if it does fail, you know me.  I always have something up my sleeve.  Now, I am confident in you two to get these two out of our way.  Next, Manic you fight Gideon.  I want you on your best awareness.  Don't let this PeaceKeeper get a gain over the money.  Money is number 1, peace doesn't even come close!  So take care of Gideon and make sure we won't have to deal with him again.

Manic:  When I am done with Gideon peacekeeping will be last on his mind.  Depression is coming his way, and when it hits him, staying alive will be his main priority.

Eclipse:  And Epic and I will be watching the match closely as well.

Epic:  Maybe even more closer than you think.

Clancy:  That’s just the kind of team work we need!  Now, once we get rid of these keepers of peace, our empire will grow larger.  As I said, this is only a stepping stone, so don't screw this up for me, or the money, luxury, freedom, and...  money will all disappear before your very eyes, you understand me?

Epic:  Have we ever failed you before?

Clancy:  No, but there is a saying known as "There is a first time for everything."  Lets not make this become a first, because after a first there is a second.  I am putting most of my investments into you guys, and I don't plan on going bankrupt anytime soon, get it?

Epic, Eclipse and Manic: *Together yet off queue*  Yes sir.

Clancy:  Now, lets enjoy life while it's good.

All four men exit the room.  Epic and Eclipse holding their Tag Titles and Manic holding the silver briefcase, holding their money.  The scene fades as the door comes to a close.