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Post by Santiago DeTouwce on Dec 15, 2001 11:43:22 GMT -6
El Gambit is sat side saddle on his bike, infront of an official El Gambit logo. He wears his usual attire, and a particularly smarmy sneer. Around his waist in the TV title. To the left of him is a TV and video.
;D El G:
"Well, buenos dias to all my 'friends' in GZW. I am PROUD to wear the Television title for you! I could discuss in depth how amazing my friend Union Jack and myself are, but for the benefit of Adam Cage and Maxx pain, I present a video. You two idiotas don't listen, do you? This is an old 'lesson' that I taught you a few weeks back, yet you continue to talk out of your culos!"
El G switches on the TV and presses play, an old promo of his plays on the screen, and the camera cuts to it...
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Post by Santiago DeTouwce on Dec 15, 2001 11:45:06 GMT -6
(OOC: Note this is an old RP from ages ago) [glow=red,2,300]VIDEO FOOTAGE[/glow] El Gambit is in a suit, with a flipchart on an easle and a telescopic pointer. He is grinning nastily: it is obvious that he is taking the mickey.;D El G: "Buenos Dias debiluchos! Me llamo El Gambit. Que tal? Actually, I don't care if you're well or not, debiluchos! Welcome to El profesor Gambit's class for idiotas. First class, dictionary definitions."El G pulls down a sheet of paper from the flipchart and it reads:
gumbo (gmb)
n. pl. gumbos
1. Chiefly Southern U.S. See okra. See Regional Note at goober.
2. A soup or stew thickened with okra pods. Also called okra.
Chiefly Mississippi Valley & Western U.S.
3. A fine silty soil, common in the southern and western United States, that forms an unusually sticky mud when wet.
4. A French patois spoken by some Black people and Creoles in Louisiana and the French West Indies.
El G points at the fourth definition.;D El G: "Now, I expect that this is the insult to which Senor Cage thinks he is acurate in throwing at me. Second lesson, Geography.El G flips another piece of paper and an extremely crude world map has been drawn. El G takes a pen and marks the West Indies and Louisiana with a circle. He marks Gibraltar with a star. Using his pointer in an over-exaggerated way, he explains what he's done.;D El G: "Senor Cage, this is Louisiana, it's in America. This is the West Indies. NOW, this is Gibraltar, a small area of Espana (Spain to you, tonto!) that is still owned by Great Britain. Idiota, idiota, idiota! I an from Gibraltar and speak Spanish, not French! Mierda, you are as stupid as you are talentless in the ring! And final lesson, Spanish."El G flips another sheet of paper, and on it, it reads:
Idiota = Adam Cage
Tonto = Adam Cage
Debilucho = Adam Cage
Mierda = Adam Cage
Nino = Adam Cage
pacotilla = Adam Cage
El G laughs loudly at his own joke  ... but then get's very serious suddenly. El G: "Tonto Cage, you won't know what's hit you on Viernes Noches Parodia! El Gambit will go HKWF on your culo, and you will have your fourth lesson: how to be TRULY extreme! You're going down debilucho!"El G pulls out his cosh and smashes it against the lens of the camera sending the machine crashing to the floor, and the picture into static. |
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Post by Santiago DeTouwce on Dec 15, 2001 11:57:38 GMT -6
El Gambit switches off the video, grinning nastily. From behind the back of his motorbike, he pulls out a blackboard.;D El Gambit: "Do you two idiotas really think that you'll get to me by calling me something irrelavant to me and insulting a completely different race of people to myself? All you two have done is show your own stupidity and ignorance! So, I must update the definitions from the end of that lesson."El G turns the blackboard around to show:
Idiota = Adam Cage
Tonto = Adam Cage y Maxx Pain
Debilucho = Adam Cage y Maxx Pain
Mierda = Adam Cage y Maxx Pain
Nino = Adam Cage y Maxx Pain
pacotilla = Adam Cage y Maxx Pain
El G laughs nastily as he hold up the blackboard, obviously very pleased with himself. El G: "You two really are complete idiotas! Muchos estupido debiluchos!"El G puts down the blackboard, and then stares into the camera. El G: "Okay debiluchos, lessons are over, and El Gambit is the Television Champion. Maxx Pain, you cry like a nino about how you lost and how you're going to get revenge on Union Jack and me... well I'd like to see you try debilucho! Union Jack and me are the biggest force in GZW today! NO-ONE, none of GZW's debilucho wrestlers, can stand up to the sheer force of our alliance! El Gambit has the Television title, and quite likes it, gracias! I beat you fair and square in the middle of the ring with the Rock of Gibraltar DDT as far as the referee saw, so you can't claim you were screwed! The ref called it straight down the middle and I was the better hombre! Your amigo Basildon is right, you should run away from me and my TV title while you still can, because if you don't, you're going down AGAIN, and PERMANENTLY, debilucho!"El G gestures with both hands to the belt around his waist and smiles arrogantly as the scene fades.
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... but then get's very serious suddenly.
El G: