Post by Jackie on Dec 12, 2001 17:50:37 GMT -6
~~~ The Pain Operators V Mean Macauley McGrue and ‘Texas Red’ Mark Eudy ~~~
Siu Ann:
“Welcome back to Wyldsyde! With Macauley McGrue and Mark Eudy in the ring, we await the arrival of Maxx Pain and Basildon Bond: the Pain Operators!”<br>
Jackie:
“I hope that Baz isn’t having a bad influence on Maxx! He’s been almost… ugh… nice since they started teaming.”<br>
“My Way” by Limp Bizkit hits the PA and Maxx heads out, followed by Baz.
Announcer:
“And their opponents, Basildon Bond, and the GZW TV Champion, Maxx Pain: The Pain Operators!”<br>
Maxx and Baz head to the ring to what appears to be mostly cheers. Maxx proudly wears the new GZW TV title around his waist.
Siu Ann:
“The crowd are obviously behind Baz’s good influence on Maxx Pain!”<br>
Jackie:
“Bad influence Siu Ann, bad influence!”<br>
Baz and Texas start up. After a tie up and a headlock from Texas, Baz counters and sends him into the ropes. On his return, Baz hits a dropkick. Capitalising quickly, Baz pulls up Texas and drops him with a DDT!
Siu Ann:
“Wow! Baz really has learnt quickly!”<br>
Jackie:
“He’s crap! The only person I know who is worse is that idiot Dean Fisher!”<br>
Baz with a tag, and Maxx enters the ring. Baz Irish whips Texas and hits the deck, Texas hops over him, right into a huge clothesline from Maxx that sends him flying high in the air.
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! What a clothesline!”<br>
Maxx yanks up Texas, and grabs him in a double-handed choke. From there, he hits a sit-down powerbomb!
Siu Ann:
“Maxx Pain hits the Chaos bomb (Baldo Bomb)!”<br>
Maxx manhandles Texas and throws him at McGrue. McGrue tentatively tags in.
Siu Ann:
“Maxx could have pinned Texas there and then, but it doesn’t look like he’s finished!”<br>
McGrue charges at Maxx and hits a clothesline that doesn’t faze the big man. Bouncing off the ropes, he hits another ineffectual clothesline. Once more off the ropes, he leaps up and hits a flying forearm smash that does faze the big man.
Siu Ann:
“It’s like chopping down a tree, fighting Maxx Pain!”<br>
With a boot to the stomach, McGrue goes for a DDT but Maxx pushes him off and he goes crashing to the floor. With a look of anger, Maxx yanks him up, and immediately hits a chokeslam!
Siu Ann:
“What a chokeslam! Goodness gracious!”<br>
Maxx tags Baz who climbs the top rope. Maxx pulls up McGrue, and lays him across his knee as he kneels down. Baz flies off the top rope with a legdrop onto the prone McGrue’s chest!”<br>
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! Operating table by the Pain Operators! This one’s over!”<br>
Baz goes for the cover!
1…<br>
Jackie:
“I can’t believe Maxx Pain is letting that chump pin the man!”<br>
2…<br>
The count is broken by a boot the back of Baz’s head by Texas!
Maxx storms back into the ring, ignoring the ref and nearly clotheslines Texas out off his boots! He points to the top rope, and Baz nods and climbs them.
Jackie:
“Another double team manoeuvre?”<br>
Siu Ann:
“They’ve obviously been working on this one!”<br>
Maxx hoists Texas onto his shoulders, and Baz leaps off the top rope and hits a flying lariat (Doomsday Device).
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! Pain Device on Mark Eudy! He won’t be breaking any more counts for a long time!”<br>
As Maxx kicks Texas outside the ring, and gets out himself, Baz hits a DDT on McGrue. He then tags Maxx, who gets in and hits a brainbuster on McGrue.
Siu Ann:
“Maxx and Baz look like they’re going for the kill!”<br>
Baz gets on Maxx’s shoulders, and Max ascends the turnbuckle so that he is stood on the top turnbuckle with Baz on his shoulders.
Jackie:
“What the hell are they doing?!?!”<br>
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! Look how high up Basildon is!”<br>
Maxx leaps off the top rope hitting a reverse sit-down powerbomb/ electric chair drop on Baz, onto the fallen body of McGrue, effectively hitting a high impact, big airtime splash!
Siu Ann:
“Goodness, goodness gracious! That’s what they call a Pain Injection!”<br>
Jackie:
“Bloody hell!”<br>
Baz rolls off McGrue, dazed, and Maxx covers McGrue.
1…<br>
Siu Ann:
“You could get a ten count after that move!”<br>
2…<br>
3!
DING DING DING!
Siu Ann:
“Impressive showing by Maxx Pain and Baz!”<br>
Jackie:
“But Maxx is much better off on his own! Imagine if he did that move to an actual opponent onto the mat!”<br>
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! He’d break all their ribs for sure!”<br>
Jackie:
“Exactly!”<br>
<br>
Siu Ann:
“Welcome back to Wyldsyde! With Macauley McGrue and Mark Eudy in the ring, we await the arrival of Maxx Pain and Basildon Bond: the Pain Operators!”<br>
Jackie:
“I hope that Baz isn’t having a bad influence on Maxx! He’s been almost… ugh… nice since they started teaming.”<br>
“My Way” by Limp Bizkit hits the PA and Maxx heads out, followed by Baz.
Announcer:
“And their opponents, Basildon Bond, and the GZW TV Champion, Maxx Pain: The Pain Operators!”<br>
Maxx and Baz head to the ring to what appears to be mostly cheers. Maxx proudly wears the new GZW TV title around his waist.
Siu Ann:
“The crowd are obviously behind Baz’s good influence on Maxx Pain!”<br>
Jackie:
“Bad influence Siu Ann, bad influence!”<br>
Baz and Texas start up. After a tie up and a headlock from Texas, Baz counters and sends him into the ropes. On his return, Baz hits a dropkick. Capitalising quickly, Baz pulls up Texas and drops him with a DDT!
Siu Ann:
“Wow! Baz really has learnt quickly!”<br>
Jackie:
“He’s crap! The only person I know who is worse is that idiot Dean Fisher!”<br>
Baz with a tag, and Maxx enters the ring. Baz Irish whips Texas and hits the deck, Texas hops over him, right into a huge clothesline from Maxx that sends him flying high in the air.
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! What a clothesline!”<br>
Maxx yanks up Texas, and grabs him in a double-handed choke. From there, he hits a sit-down powerbomb!
Siu Ann:
“Maxx Pain hits the Chaos bomb (Baldo Bomb)!”<br>
Maxx manhandles Texas and throws him at McGrue. McGrue tentatively tags in.
Siu Ann:
“Maxx could have pinned Texas there and then, but it doesn’t look like he’s finished!”<br>
McGrue charges at Maxx and hits a clothesline that doesn’t faze the big man. Bouncing off the ropes, he hits another ineffectual clothesline. Once more off the ropes, he leaps up and hits a flying forearm smash that does faze the big man.
Siu Ann:
“It’s like chopping down a tree, fighting Maxx Pain!”<br>
With a boot to the stomach, McGrue goes for a DDT but Maxx pushes him off and he goes crashing to the floor. With a look of anger, Maxx yanks him up, and immediately hits a chokeslam!
Siu Ann:
“What a chokeslam! Goodness gracious!”<br>
Maxx tags Baz who climbs the top rope. Maxx pulls up McGrue, and lays him across his knee as he kneels down. Baz flies off the top rope with a legdrop onto the prone McGrue’s chest!”<br>
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! Operating table by the Pain Operators! This one’s over!”<br>
Baz goes for the cover!
1…<br>
Jackie:
“I can’t believe Maxx Pain is letting that chump pin the man!”<br>
2…<br>
The count is broken by a boot the back of Baz’s head by Texas!
Maxx storms back into the ring, ignoring the ref and nearly clotheslines Texas out off his boots! He points to the top rope, and Baz nods and climbs them.
Jackie:
“Another double team manoeuvre?”<br>
Siu Ann:
“They’ve obviously been working on this one!”<br>
Maxx hoists Texas onto his shoulders, and Baz leaps off the top rope and hits a flying lariat (Doomsday Device).
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! Pain Device on Mark Eudy! He won’t be breaking any more counts for a long time!”<br>
As Maxx kicks Texas outside the ring, and gets out himself, Baz hits a DDT on McGrue. He then tags Maxx, who gets in and hits a brainbuster on McGrue.
Siu Ann:
“Maxx and Baz look like they’re going for the kill!”<br>
Baz gets on Maxx’s shoulders, and Max ascends the turnbuckle so that he is stood on the top turnbuckle with Baz on his shoulders.
Jackie:
“What the hell are they doing?!?!”<br>
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! Look how high up Basildon is!”<br>
Maxx leaps off the top rope hitting a reverse sit-down powerbomb/ electric chair drop on Baz, onto the fallen body of McGrue, effectively hitting a high impact, big airtime splash!
Siu Ann:
“Goodness, goodness gracious! That’s what they call a Pain Injection!”<br>
Jackie:
“Bloody hell!”<br>
Baz rolls off McGrue, dazed, and Maxx covers McGrue.
1…<br>
Siu Ann:
“You could get a ten count after that move!”<br>
2…<br>
3!
DING DING DING!
Siu Ann:
“Impressive showing by Maxx Pain and Baz!”<br>
Jackie:
“But Maxx is much better off on his own! Imagine if he did that move to an actual opponent onto the mat!”<br>
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! He’d break all their ribs for sure!”<br>
Jackie:
“Exactly!”<br>
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