Post by AC on Dec 9, 2001 11:00:19 GMT -6
{ The scene Opens in Adam Cage's apartment building he is laying down wearing his casual attire (think Chris Jericho Jersey Style) the Extreme Title is laying down on his waist he is just looking at the roof }
Adam Cage: As time has gone by I have owned the Extreme Title, Then a Man named Pita-Man had to get involved with the Extreme Title, MY Title, this Man Pita-Man became a nusince, he wouldn't Stop trying to get MY Title, then one Day a Referee made a stupid decision and Pita-Man had claimed half of MY Title well come this Friday, MY Title[/u] Will be back in MY hands! the reason it will be back in my hands is because I'm going to make sure I Pin one of the Jobber's that I'm facing either it be Manic Depression the Jobber from IGW that I pin or it be Gideon I pin because I cannot Pin Pita-Man but I can kick his azz and I plan on doing that! [/color]
{ out of No-Where a Interviewer barge's in to the room }
Interviewer: Adam what are your thought's on the Friday Night Travesty Line-up?
Adam Cage: Well your not the Last interviewer that I talk to the last one insulted me, but I'll give you my thoughts on The Extreme Title Four-Way Match I'm going to win that Match and there's anything anybody Can Do about it!!! I'm "Mr. Extreme" I will be the Extreme Champion until the Day I leave GZW and I said before that's Not For a Long time!, Right Now I know I'm sounding like an idiot, in other word's I'm sounding like Pita-Man, Always guarnting thing's well I'm not Pita-Man, Pita-man Guarntee's lot's of things but never ever gets what he said he would do done, I'm Adam Cage and I do what I say I'm going to get done and on Friday I'm going to win the Extreme Title 4way.
Interviewer:I see and if you don't win then what are you going to say about that!?
Adam Cage: Are you that Ignorant Interviewer's Brother or what, damn you Interviewers aren't what you used to be.
Interviewer: Maybe Not but, You Seen Jake Mackinnon's Match
Adam Cage: Right
Interviewer: Well do you think that he's Extreme as you? he did get his leg caught on fire
Adam Cage: Fire, Smire it doesn't really matter if he got his leg Chomped I careless I'm Mr. Extreme he's just an idiot if he want's to go around Liting Table's on Fire be my guest 'cause I'm something that Jake has Never heard of, Smart I'm not some dumb idiot that goes around lighting tables and then end up getting Burned half to death
Interviewer: Well yeah you do have a Small Point
Adam Cage: Small?
Interviewer: Umm Nevermnd what about Maxx Pain
Adam Cage: Well after I win MY Extreme Title I'll take his Little TV (Beep) and I'll have to Belt's as simple as that, at the moment I'm keeping my proraties on MY Extreme Title and After FNT I'll have MY Extreme Title back in my hands and Pit-Fighter will be back in "The Jobber League" and then Maxx Pain will Learn The REAL Extreme Meaning of Pain
Interviewer: So how do you think the match on FNT will go down in the 4way
Adam Cage: When I Step in to the ring with those 4 Jobbers it will be RAGE with ADAM CAGE!!!!! [/color]
{ The Scene Fade's out as Adam tell's the Interviewer to get out of his Home }
Adam Cage: As time has gone by I have owned the Extreme Title, Then a Man named Pita-Man had to get involved with the Extreme Title, MY Title, this Man Pita-Man became a nusince, he wouldn't Stop trying to get MY Title, then one Day a Referee made a stupid decision and Pita-Man had claimed half of MY Title well come this Friday, MY Title[/u] Will be back in MY hands! the reason it will be back in my hands is because I'm going to make sure I Pin one of the Jobber's that I'm facing either it be Manic Depression the Jobber from IGW that I pin or it be Gideon I pin because I cannot Pin Pita-Man but I can kick his azz and I plan on doing that! [/color]
{ out of No-Where a Interviewer barge's in to the room }
Interviewer: Adam what are your thought's on the Friday Night Travesty Line-up?
Adam Cage: Well your not the Last interviewer that I talk to the last one insulted me, but I'll give you my thoughts on The Extreme Title Four-Way Match I'm going to win that Match and there's anything anybody Can Do about it!!! I'm "Mr. Extreme" I will be the Extreme Champion until the Day I leave GZW and I said before that's Not For a Long time!, Right Now I know I'm sounding like an idiot, in other word's I'm sounding like Pita-Man, Always guarnting thing's well I'm not Pita-Man, Pita-man Guarntee's lot's of things but never ever gets what he said he would do done, I'm Adam Cage and I do what I say I'm going to get done and on Friday I'm going to win the Extreme Title 4way.
Interviewer:I see and if you don't win then what are you going to say about that!?
Adam Cage: Are you that Ignorant Interviewer's Brother or what, damn you Interviewers aren't what you used to be.
Interviewer: Maybe Not but, You Seen Jake Mackinnon's Match
Adam Cage: Right
Interviewer: Well do you think that he's Extreme as you? he did get his leg caught on fire
Adam Cage: Fire, Smire it doesn't really matter if he got his leg Chomped I careless I'm Mr. Extreme he's just an idiot if he want's to go around Liting Table's on Fire be my guest 'cause I'm something that Jake has Never heard of, Smart I'm not some dumb idiot that goes around lighting tables and then end up getting Burned half to death
Interviewer: Well yeah you do have a Small Point
Adam Cage: Small?
Interviewer: Umm Nevermnd what about Maxx Pain
Adam Cage: Well after I win MY Extreme Title I'll take his Little TV (Beep) and I'll have to Belt's as simple as that, at the moment I'm keeping my proraties on MY Extreme Title and After FNT I'll have MY Extreme Title back in my hands and Pit-Fighter will be back in "The Jobber League" and then Maxx Pain will Learn The REAL Extreme Meaning of Pain
Interviewer: So how do you think the match on FNT will go down in the 4way
Adam Cage: When I Step in to the ring with those 4 Jobbers it will be RAGE with ADAM CAGE!!!!! [/color]
{ The Scene Fade's out as Adam tell's the Interviewer to get out of his Home }
