Post by Union Jack/Mike Hunt on Dec 5, 2001 14:18:55 GMT -6
The scene opens in a parking lot. UJ is stood next to his new pride and joy, his black Aston Martin DB7. Stood next to him making notes is Mike Hunt, wrestling's greatest freelance reporter.
MH - So what's next for 'The Menace' ? You have shocked GZW with your active return to the fed, you brutally attacked my sister and now you burned down the house of the GZW Intercontinental Champion. How do you feel you can top that ?
UJ grins at 'The runt'. Then slowly removes his glasses and stares at Mike.
UJ - Ok Mike for old times sake i am going to give you something descent to put in that mag you call 'Wrestling World'. As the saying goes 'Whilst the cats away, the mice will play' and i'm the biggest, baddest mouse on the planet. This past week has shown me that nearly the whole roster has sat back on its morals and people have become familiar with the pecking order. Well that, runt, is about to change. The whole damn roster is in for a shake up and i am gonna be the one who shakes the hardest. Starting this Friday when my old friend steps in the ring with me. It's time Pimp found out what the new and improved Union Jack stands for and thats total destruction and don't think i'm stopping there. This Friday is gonna be full of surprises which will make waves all the way over to UJW, where some close friends will finally realise what a catastrophic mistake they made by not putting UJ to bed, once and for all. This Friday will be the catalyst of perhaps the greatest reign of terror GZW has ever seen. So go and knock on some doors Runt and turn a few heads because everyone should be prepared to be butchered!
UJ slides his shades back on and gets back in his car. Leaving Mike scribbling away on his pad.
MH - So what's next for 'The Menace' ? You have shocked GZW with your active return to the fed, you brutally attacked my sister and now you burned down the house of the GZW Intercontinental Champion. How do you feel you can top that ?
UJ grins at 'The runt'. Then slowly removes his glasses and stares at Mike.
UJ - Ok Mike for old times sake i am going to give you something descent to put in that mag you call 'Wrestling World'. As the saying goes 'Whilst the cats away, the mice will play' and i'm the biggest, baddest mouse on the planet. This past week has shown me that nearly the whole roster has sat back on its morals and people have become familiar with the pecking order. Well that, runt, is about to change. The whole damn roster is in for a shake up and i am gonna be the one who shakes the hardest. Starting this Friday when my old friend steps in the ring with me. It's time Pimp found out what the new and improved Union Jack stands for and thats total destruction and don't think i'm stopping there. This Friday is gonna be full of surprises which will make waves all the way over to UJW, where some close friends will finally realise what a catastrophic mistake they made by not putting UJ to bed, once and for all. This Friday will be the catalyst of perhaps the greatest reign of terror GZW has ever seen. So go and knock on some doors Runt and turn a few heads because everyone should be prepared to be butchered!
UJ slides his shades back on and gets back in his car. Leaving Mike scribbling away on his pad.