Post by Celestia L'yark on Dec 5, 2001 6:00:30 GMT -6
Mooncat and Kool are sat on a park bench, holding hands. A cameraman approaches, and after a brief conversation, he sets up the camera and gets it rolling.
;D Kool:
"Word up homies in the GZW! Peace!"
Mooncat:
"Um... yeah, like he said: 'Hi'!"
;D Kool:
"On Travesty man, I defend my title against the dude known as James, the Desecrator. Dude, big up to the man who beat El 'mucho uncool' Gambit! Respect man! I expect a good fight from you dude, but 'Kool Hand' Luke Laverne is pretty much sorted with the Light-heavyweight belt. Feels good to be the champion, man, and it's gonna have to be one hell of a dude that takes it from around my waist, man! I look forward to your challenge, man, but if you want my belt it's gonna be hard, man! Hey Moonbabe, I here there's an open invitation to a battle royal!"
Mooncat:
"You heard right hon! Anyone who isn't in a title match on this week's Friday Night Travesty can put their name forward to be in the Battle Royal for the Television title!"
Kool:
"Anyone?"
;D Mooncat:
"That's what it says! Sooooo... guess what GZW, the Mooncat wants in! That's right! I'm putting myself forward to enter this battle royal! And to all you boys in that Battle Royal, don't underestimate the Mooncat! You will all see the dark side of the moon! I've had enough near misses to getting my contract as an official wrestler! If I get me a belt, I will HAVE to be recognised as a real wrestler and will HAVE to be given a real contract! So boys, keep out of my way, hell, jump over the top rope if you want! 'Cos the Mooncat is one determined feline, and you'll get mauled if you stand in my way. That belt, and the contract I deserve, WILL be mine!"
;D Kool:
"Don't take my Moonbabe lightly boys, 'cos I know what she's like when she's determined! My prediction for that battle Royal is the first ever GZW female Television Champion: 'Moonbabe' Celestia L'yark!"
;D Mooncat:
"And my prediction for the result of the light-heavyweight match: winner and still GZW Light-heavyweight champion... 'Kool Hand' Luke Laverne!"
Mooncat and Kool look at each other, and smile as the scene fades.
;D Kool:
"Word up homies in the GZW! Peace!"
Mooncat:"Um... yeah, like he said: 'Hi'!"
;D Kool:
"On Travesty man, I defend my title against the dude known as James, the Desecrator. Dude, big up to the man who beat El 'mucho uncool' Gambit! Respect man! I expect a good fight from you dude, but 'Kool Hand' Luke Laverne is pretty much sorted with the Light-heavyweight belt. Feels good to be the champion, man, and it's gonna have to be one hell of a dude that takes it from around my waist, man! I look forward to your challenge, man, but if you want my belt it's gonna be hard, man! Hey Moonbabe, I here there's an open invitation to a battle royal!"
Mooncat:"You heard right hon! Anyone who isn't in a title match on this week's Friday Night Travesty can put their name forward to be in the Battle Royal for the Television title!"
Kool:"Anyone?"
;D Mooncat:
"That's what it says! Sooooo... guess what GZW, the Mooncat wants in! That's right! I'm putting myself forward to enter this battle royal! And to all you boys in that Battle Royal, don't underestimate the Mooncat! You will all see the dark side of the moon! I've had enough near misses to getting my contract as an official wrestler! If I get me a belt, I will HAVE to be recognised as a real wrestler and will HAVE to be given a real contract! So boys, keep out of my way, hell, jump over the top rope if you want! 'Cos the Mooncat is one determined feline, and you'll get mauled if you stand in my way. That belt, and the contract I deserve, WILL be mine!"
;D Kool:
"Don't take my Moonbabe lightly boys, 'cos I know what she's like when she's determined! My prediction for that battle Royal is the first ever GZW female Television Champion: 'Moonbabe' Celestia L'yark!"
;D Mooncat:
"And my prediction for the result of the light-heavyweight match: winner and still GZW Light-heavyweight champion... 'Kool Hand' Luke Laverne!"
Mooncat and Kool look at each other, and smile as the scene fades.
