Post by Billy Bond on Dec 4, 2001 15:09:31 GMT -6
Baz is in a tux, with a newly done Basildon Bond logo in the background. The camera shows him from the waist up, and he does something pretty damned close to the eyebrow that Smooth used to do.
8) Baz:
"The name's Bond, Basildon Bond, and I've got something to say! Well, I've discussed this with Maxx, and I've decided that I want to enter the TV title battle royal! I nearly won the title once before! In fact, I actually thought I had it won! Respect goes out to Jason Mackavelli who kicked out of the Basildog! If anyone can stand up to the huge odds of defending a title in a battle royal, it's the giantkiller! Meanwhile, Maxx and I, we're cool, but if we're the last two, may the best man win!"
Baz pauses momentarily, and then looks a little more focused, almost angry.
Baz:
"But one man in that Battle Royal, is getting his coming to him! I mean you Dean Fisher! Our business is far from over! You are my prime target, and you'll be the first to go over the top rope if I have my way! Basildon Bond is yet to win a belt to live up to the legacy of Smooth, but I'll be damned if one of the men who forced him out of this business will get gold around his waist!"
Baz smiles mischeviously.
Baz:
"And now for the special guest star in my promo..."
Maxx Pain walks onto the shot!
;D Maxx:
"Maxx... who's gonna win the Battle Royal?"
Maxx:
"It's damned well gonna be one of the Pain Operators! Gold will be around one of our two waists! Then the next step is gonna be the tag titles, and no-one is gonna stop us! Anyone who tries is gonna be played and we're gonna end their damned careers!"
Baz:
"What have I said about career ending?"
Maxx:
"Not to do it?"
Baz:
"YES! We don't need to do that to make an impact Maxx! And we're gonna make an impact, you can be sure of that, cos Pain Operating is the name of the game that only we can play!"
Baz and Maxx look into the camera as the scene fades.
8) Baz:
"The name's Bond, Basildon Bond, and I've got something to say! Well, I've discussed this with Maxx, and I've decided that I want to enter the TV title battle royal! I nearly won the title once before! In fact, I actually thought I had it won! Respect goes out to Jason Mackavelli who kicked out of the Basildog! If anyone can stand up to the huge odds of defending a title in a battle royal, it's the giantkiller! Meanwhile, Maxx and I, we're cool, but if we're the last two, may the best man win!"
Baz pauses momentarily, and then looks a little more focused, almost angry.
Baz:"But one man in that Battle Royal, is getting his coming to him! I mean you Dean Fisher! Our business is far from over! You are my prime target, and you'll be the first to go over the top rope if I have my way! Basildon Bond is yet to win a belt to live up to the legacy of Smooth, but I'll be damned if one of the men who forced him out of this business will get gold around his waist!"
Baz smiles mischeviously.
Baz:"And now for the special guest star in my promo..."
Maxx Pain walks onto the shot!
;D Maxx:
"Maxx... who's gonna win the Battle Royal?"
Maxx:"It's damned well gonna be one of the Pain Operators! Gold will be around one of our two waists! Then the next step is gonna be the tag titles, and no-one is gonna stop us! Anyone who tries is gonna be played and we're gonna end their damned careers!"
Baz:"What have I said about career ending?"
Maxx:"Not to do it?"
Baz:"YES! We don't need to do that to make an impact Maxx! And we're gonna make an impact, you can be sure of that, cos Pain Operating is the name of the game that only we can play!"
Baz and Maxx look into the camera as the scene fades.
