Ever Heard of a Jobber!?!?!?

[AC]

(The scene Opens in the GZW arena where Adam Cage is walking around he comes to a Bollintin Board which Read's "FNT Line-Up!" he looks down the Sheet he come's to the second match and it say's "Adam Cage (c) V. Diamond". Adam looks down the sheet and then smirks. he walks around the hall ways. After a few he then walks to where a Interviewer is sitting down on a Table)

Adam Cage: Well, here's a chance to do your Job.

Interviewer: My Job......Oh yeah My Job. Ahem...(Clears his throat) Mr. Cage What are your thoughts on the FNT and retaining your Half Belt?

Adam Cage: I think I did my part, Pit did his, but In The End I cracked his Head Open and I'm proud of that. (Chuckles to himself),Dameon and Hade's Lost there match! my neck is still hurting from that Hangmans ddt, There just Sore Losers!

Interviewer: Sore I don't think, Loser's For sure! but on to another Subject The FNT Special what do you have to say about that?

Adam Cage: Well, Well, I'm Not entering the Battle Royal 'cause if I did I would Tare up the competion, Wait, What Competion?, well I'm still not entering. My Match I don't have MUCH to say but I do have one or two things on my mind about Diamond

1. He's The BIGGEST JOBBER IN THIS

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2. and I'm going to kick his fat Monkey Lovin @$$!!!![/color]
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Interviewer: Two things from the Half Extreme champion Adam Cage.

(The scene Fades Out)

[Mike]

(the scene opens up with Jack Ask stood next to Diamond Sledge and he is smiling, behind the two is a dumpster, that has the word home sprayed on)

Jack: Hi I'm Jack Ask, and I'm here with Diamond Sledge part of the GZW's Peacekeepers, I am going to ask him a few questions so without further a do......... Diamond this week on FNT you get a shot at the extreme title against Adam Cage, who has said a few nasty things about you.

Diamond: and Adam you bet your bottom dollar that I heard every thing  you said about me, you said, and I quote that I am "The BIGGEST JOBBER IN THIS [/b]WORLD[/b]", and that your going to kick my "fat Monkey Lovin @$$". That is exactly what you said, and I don't appreciate those types of comments.

Jack: well what do you think of Adam Cage?

Diamond: i used to have much respect for him, I thought he was a great athlete, and I admired him. Now he's like many others in this fed, he runs him mouth off about anyone and everyone, and that is something I DON'T respect at all, it is something I consider to be Sleazy. I like to keep myself to myself, and get on with my job, and that is to wrestle, and like Nathaniel Davis says "Entertain the fans" thats what its all about.

Jack: what do you hope to achieve by wrestling Adam Cage on this weeks FNT.

Diamond: i hope to earn his respect, and for him to earn myn again. I hope to win,a nd become the Extreme champion, as everybody knows just what a great feeling it is to be a champion, and yes I do indeed know what its like to be a champion, I was one half of the tag-team champions at one point as Risky Gold, with Epic. I also hope to entertain the fans and send them home knowing they got there moneys worth. But ultimately I do want Cages respect, I want to teach him that its not right to run your mouth off about innocent people, and that the right path is to keep the peace, like I do with the rest of the Peacekeepers.

(the scene fades to black, as Jack Ask does a corney wink at the camera)