Post by Mrs. M on Nov 28, 2001 12:16:26 GMT -6
The scene is the fuzzy black and white of a security camera. Mrs. M walks into a PC superstore and grabs the arm of an assistant. He looks over her head, and she grabs his arm again. Finally, he sees the 4ft 11 old lady when he looks down!
Assistant:
"I am sorry madam! How may I help you?"
;D Mrs. M:
"I need computer monitor!"
Assistant:
"Certainly madam. What price range were you looking to pay?"
Mrs. M:
"I not know? What can I get for $500?"
Assistant:
"The very top of the range madam! Please allow me to show you!"
;D Mrs. M:
"Nah, I just take cheapest!"
The starry dollar signs in the assistant's eyes fade away into a dull look of disappointment. he leads her over to the monitors.
;D Mrs. M:
"My little Sho he been acting real strange, and he smash monitor when he read something on internet. He no think I know how to use internet... but I found some excellent knitting patterns! Celestia taught me you know!"
The assistant smiles politely, and eventually, Mrs. M buys a monitor, and heads out.
Assistant:"I am sorry madam! How may I help you?"
;D Mrs. M:
"I need computer monitor!"
Assistant:"Certainly madam. What price range were you looking to pay?"
Mrs. M:"I not know? What can I get for $500?"
Assistant:"The very top of the range madam! Please allow me to show you!"
;D Mrs. M:
"Nah, I just take cheapest!"
The starry dollar signs in the assistant's eyes fade away into a dull look of disappointment. he leads her over to the monitors.
;D Mrs. M:
"My little Sho he been acting real strange, and he smash monitor when he read something on internet. He no think I know how to use internet... but I found some excellent knitting patterns! Celestia taught me you know!"
The assistant smiles politely, and eventually, Mrs. M buys a monitor, and heads out.