Post by Santiago DeTouwce on Nov 27, 2001 13:30:19 GMT -6
As the camera fades from El G's last promo, it is just about visible that El G skids his bike around and heads back to the camera...
The scene opens with El G sat on his still running motorbike. He looks angry.
El G:
"Number one contender match? NUMBER ONE CONTENDER MATCH! El Gambit IS the light-heavyweight division! Desecrator, you just entered the big league, and El Gambit is going to kick your debilucho ass so hard that you won't return to it any time soon! How DARE a tonto like you think you can even wrestle in the same ring as Gibraltar's greatest wrestler, El Gambit! On Viernes Noches Parodia, it will be you that is desecrated by the sheer power of El Gambit! Your debilucho ass will be smashed by something much harder than you: the Rock of Gibraltar!"
El G smirks nastily, and revs the throttle with a loud VROOOOOOOM!
;D El G:
So, El Desecrator is the best that the light heavyweight division can offer? The sad truth is that this is true! El Kool is the champion and he is a pathetic debilucho preoccupied with fucking my old enemy. El Pitfighter and El Cage are preoccupied with the pointless Extreme title. El Firefly, well he's unfit to wrestle! El Firefly? Surely that should be El Fatfly? El Diamond, he's a debilucho who will never be harder than the Rock of Gibraltar! El Jake Mackinnon, well El Gambit has already shown him about MY division! I just look at the shambles that is the light-heavyweight division, and I shake my head. There is NO-ONE that can compare to El Gambit, NO-ONE who can even make me break into a sweat! For fuck's sake, my competition for the number one contender slot is El Desecrator? I could drink six bottles of tequila and smash his face in! Is this the competition I have to face before I get my shot at what's rightfully mine? Mierda! Give me a bi, because El Desecrator is going to understand the hardcore that is HKWL, he's going to find out just how hard the Rock of Gobraltar is, and he is going down, the debilucho!"
El G swings the back of his bike around, and with an impressive wheelspin, speeds off into the distance!
The scene opens with El G sat on his still running motorbike. He looks angry.
El G:"Number one contender match? NUMBER ONE CONTENDER MATCH! El Gambit IS the light-heavyweight division! Desecrator, you just entered the big league, and El Gambit is going to kick your debilucho ass so hard that you won't return to it any time soon! How DARE a tonto like you think you can even wrestle in the same ring as Gibraltar's greatest wrestler, El Gambit! On Viernes Noches Parodia, it will be you that is desecrated by the sheer power of El Gambit! Your debilucho ass will be smashed by something much harder than you: the Rock of Gibraltar!"
El G smirks nastily, and revs the throttle with a loud VROOOOOOOM!
;D El G:
So, El Desecrator is the best that the light heavyweight division can offer? The sad truth is that this is true! El Kool is the champion and he is a pathetic debilucho preoccupied with fucking my old enemy. El Pitfighter and El Cage are preoccupied with the pointless Extreme title. El Firefly, well he's unfit to wrestle! El Firefly? Surely that should be El Fatfly? El Diamond, he's a debilucho who will never be harder than the Rock of Gibraltar! El Jake Mackinnon, well El Gambit has already shown him about MY division! I just look at the shambles that is the light-heavyweight division, and I shake my head. There is NO-ONE that can compare to El Gambit, NO-ONE who can even make me break into a sweat! For fuck's sake, my competition for the number one contender slot is El Desecrator? I could drink six bottles of tequila and smash his face in! Is this the competition I have to face before I get my shot at what's rightfully mine? Mierda! Give me a bi, because El Desecrator is going to understand the hardcore that is HKWL, he's going to find out just how hard the Rock of Gobraltar is, and he is going down, the debilucho!"
El G swings the back of his bike around, and with an impressive wheelspin, speeds off into the distance!
