Post by Santiago DeTouwce on Nov 27, 2001 9:39:59 GMT -6
El Gambit is sat side saddle on his harley. He's wearing faded jeans, cowboy boots, his new El Gambit vest showing him doing a Gibraltarsault (only $16.99 from , and an official El Gambit leather jacket with the El Gambit logo embroidered on the back (only $129.99 from . By his side is a sledgehammer, and in his hand is a cosh. He addresses the camera.
El Gambit:
"So El Gambit isn't the Extreme Champion... I'm not bothered! I only went in half-heartedly anyway! AND even with me not giving a damn, El Cage needed El Pitfighter to win the match for him! Pair of debliluchas! Yes, debiluchas! You two aren't even fit to be called debiluchos! El Cage, you know as well as I do do that I had your debilucha arse kicked and would have won your pointless title if it hadn't been for your 'amigo' Pitfighter. El Pitfighter, I don't like being robbed of a victory! Watch your back debilucha, El Gambit has you as a marked hombre!"
El G puts on a mock contemplative look, and then glares at the camera again.
El Gambit:
"And as for the tag team titles, another title I don't care about, I want to know which idiota put me with that debilicho ZeKe? Back to the house shows debilucho! You had your chance to team with Gibraltar's greatest wrestler and you let me down! If you even try to talk to me ever again, you're going down debilucho! And as for Magic... hey has been, how's it feel to go down to Gibraltar's greatest wrestler? Gonna cry and moan like usual, nino? Gonna mention how you were once the champion and look like a pathetic has been, like you do in every promo, idiota? Gonna say how great friends you are with T-Rex, without realising that you are a liability to him and that the big man carries you because of that friendship, debilucho? Gonna say how you were screwed, and you're going to get the attacker back, tonto? Change El Disque debilucho, and accept that people like El Gambit will always will always beat debiluchos like you! As for you Jake Mackinnon... you're going down debilucho! You should have taken heed of my warnings. You should have left GZW like I told you to! Because NO-ONE enters MY division without MY saying so! I don't like you Jake, in fact, I hate you. Until you leave MY division, you will continue to feel how hard the Rock of Gibraltar is. So far, all you have had is a taste. But after what you did to me on Viernes Parodia, you've made me MAD and I will take you out permanently debilucho, and I mean permanently!"
El G throws the cosh to the side in disgust, swings his leg over the motorbike, revs her up and speeds off.
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El Gambit:"So El Gambit isn't the Extreme Champion... I'm not bothered! I only went in half-heartedly anyway! AND even with me not giving a damn, El Cage needed El Pitfighter to win the match for him! Pair of debliluchas! Yes, debiluchas! You two aren't even fit to be called debiluchos! El Cage, you know as well as I do do that I had your debilucha arse kicked and would have won your pointless title if it hadn't been for your 'amigo' Pitfighter. El Pitfighter, I don't like being robbed of a victory! Watch your back debilucha, El Gambit has you as a marked hombre!"
El G puts on a mock contemplative look, and then glares at the camera again.
El Gambit:"And as for the tag team titles, another title I don't care about, I want to know which idiota put me with that debilicho ZeKe? Back to the house shows debilucho! You had your chance to team with Gibraltar's greatest wrestler and you let me down! If you even try to talk to me ever again, you're going down debilucho! And as for Magic... hey has been, how's it feel to go down to Gibraltar's greatest wrestler? Gonna cry and moan like usual, nino? Gonna mention how you were once the champion and look like a pathetic has been, like you do in every promo, idiota? Gonna say how great friends you are with T-Rex, without realising that you are a liability to him and that the big man carries you because of that friendship, debilucho? Gonna say how you were screwed, and you're going to get the attacker back, tonto? Change El Disque debilucho, and accept that people like El Gambit will always will always beat debiluchos like you! As for you Jake Mackinnon... you're going down debilucho! You should have taken heed of my warnings. You should have left GZW like I told you to! Because NO-ONE enters MY division without MY saying so! I don't like you Jake, in fact, I hate you. Until you leave MY division, you will continue to feel how hard the Rock of Gibraltar is. So far, all you have had is a taste. But after what you did to me on Viernes Parodia, you've made me MAD and I will take you out permanently debilucho, and I mean permanently!"
El G throws the cosh to the side in disgust, swings his leg over the motorbike, revs her up and speeds off.
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