Post by Santiago DeTouwce on Nov 20, 2001 14:28:51 GMT -6
El Gambit is in a suit, with a flipchart on an easle and a telescopic pointer. He is grinning nastily: it is obvious that he is taking the mickey.
;D El G:
"Buenos Dias debiluchos! Me llamo El Gambit. Que tal? Actually, I don't care if you're well or not, debiluchos! Welcome to El profesor Gambit's class for idiotas. First class, dictionary definitions."
El G pulls down a sheet of paper from the flipchart and it reads:
gumbo (gmb)
n. pl. gumbos
1. Chiefly Southern U.S. See okra. See Regional Note at goober.
2. A soup or stew thickened with okra pods. Also called okra.
Chiefly Mississippi Valley & Western U.S.
3. A fine silty soil, common in the southern and western United States, that forms an unusually sticky mud when wet.
4. A French patois spoken by some Black people and Creoles in Louisiana and the French West Indies.
El G points at the fourth definition.
;D El G:
"Now, I expect that this is the insult to which Senor Cage thinks he is acurate in throwing at me. Second lesson, Geography.
El G flips another piece of paper and an extremely crude world map has been drawn. El G takes a pen and marks the West Indies and Louisiana with a circle. He marks Gibraltar with a star. Using his pointer in an onver-exaggerated way, he explains what he's done.
;D El G:
"Senor Cage, this is Louisiana, it's in America. This is the West Indies. NOW, this is Gibraltar, a small area of Espana (Spain to you, tonto!) that is still owned by Great Britain. Idiota, idiota, idiota! I an from Gibraltar and speak Spanish, not French! Mierda, you are as stupid as you are talentless in the ring! And final lesson, Spanish."
El G flips another sheet of paper, and on it, it reads:
Idiota = Adam Cage
Tonto = Adam Cage
Debilucho = Adam Cage
Mierda = Adam Cage
Nino = Adam Cage
pacotilla = Adam Cage
El G laughs loudly at his own joke
... but then get's very serious suddenly.
El G:
"Tonto Cage, you won't know what's hit you on Viernes Noches Parodia! El Gambit will go HKWF on your culo, and you will have your fourth lesson: how to be TRULY extreme! You're going down debilucho!"
El G pulls out his cosh and smashes it against the lens of the camera sending the machine crashing to the floor, and the picture into static.
;D El G:
"Buenos Dias debiluchos! Me llamo El Gambit. Que tal? Actually, I don't care if you're well or not, debiluchos! Welcome to El profesor Gambit's class for idiotas. First class, dictionary definitions."
El G pulls down a sheet of paper from the flipchart and it reads:
gumbo (gmb)
n. pl. gumbos
1. Chiefly Southern U.S. See okra. See Regional Note at goober.
2. A soup or stew thickened with okra pods. Also called okra.
Chiefly Mississippi Valley & Western U.S.
3. A fine silty soil, common in the southern and western United States, that forms an unusually sticky mud when wet.
4. A French patois spoken by some Black people and Creoles in Louisiana and the French West Indies.
El G points at the fourth definition.
;D El G:
"Now, I expect that this is the insult to which Senor Cage thinks he is acurate in throwing at me. Second lesson, Geography.
El G flips another piece of paper and an extremely crude world map has been drawn. El G takes a pen and marks the West Indies and Louisiana with a circle. He marks Gibraltar with a star. Using his pointer in an onver-exaggerated way, he explains what he's done.
;D El G:
"Senor Cage, this is Louisiana, it's in America. This is the West Indies. NOW, this is Gibraltar, a small area of Espana (Spain to you, tonto!) that is still owned by Great Britain. Idiota, idiota, idiota! I an from Gibraltar and speak Spanish, not French! Mierda, you are as stupid as you are talentless in the ring! And final lesson, Spanish."
El G flips another sheet of paper, and on it, it reads:
Idiota = Adam Cage
Tonto = Adam Cage
Debilucho = Adam Cage
Mierda = Adam Cage
Nino = Adam Cage
pacotilla = Adam Cage
El G laughs loudly at his own joke
... but then get's very serious suddenly.
El G:"Tonto Cage, you won't know what's hit you on Viernes Noches Parodia! El Gambit will go HKWF on your culo, and you will have your fourth lesson: how to be TRULY extreme! You're going down debilucho!"
El G pulls out his cosh and smashes it against the lens of the camera sending the machine crashing to the floor, and the picture into static.
