Post by Celestia L'yark on Nov 20, 2001 5:17:47 GMT -6
Mooncat and Kool are in an airport lounge. Kool is grinning; Mooncat appears to be in pain. They are wrapped up warm, and have suitcases. There is an announcement over the tannoy:
"FLIGHT 865 TO NEW YORK IS NOW BOARDING.
;D Kool:
"That's our flight Moonbabe!"
Mooncat breathes a sigh of relief, and gets up wincing in pain. Slowly, she heads to the door with Kool.
;D Kool:
"That was one radical hol, man! Air time, chillin', that had it all, man! It was RAD!"
After a week of torment, Lez finally snaps...
Mooncat:
"Rad? Rad? RAD?! I'll give you bloody rad! I'd call this holiday fucking awful! My entire body is one big bruise, it was fucking freezing, and snowboarders are gays on trays that think they own the slope!"
Kool:
"Chill moonbabe! Chill!"
Mooncat:
"No I will not chill! I aughta..."
Suddenly, there is a tug at Mooncat's arm, she looks down and a young lad of about 8 or 9 is there.
Boy:
"Don't argue with your tag team partner! I want you two to win it!"
Kool and Mooncat simultaniously:
"Win what?"
Boy:
"The tag team gauntlet match you're in on Friday Night Travesty! It's for a shot at the tag titles!"
Mooncat suddenly lights up and gives the lad a kiss, and then gives Kool and huge hug!
;D Mooncat:
"Don't know who was stupid enough to put us in that gauntlet, but we'll show them the dark side of the moon! You and me Luke, we'll show that bastard Troublesome that I'm more than some valet!"
{fade}
"FLIGHT 865 TO NEW YORK IS NOW BOARDING.
;D Kool:
"That's our flight Moonbabe!"
Mooncat breathes a sigh of relief, and gets up wincing in pain. Slowly, she heads to the door with Kool.
;D Kool:
"That was one radical hol, man! Air time, chillin', that had it all, man! It was RAD!"
After a week of torment, Lez finally snaps...
Mooncat:"Rad? Rad? RAD?! I'll give you bloody rad! I'd call this holiday fucking awful! My entire body is one big bruise, it was fucking freezing, and snowboarders are gays on trays that think they own the slope!"
Kool:"Chill moonbabe! Chill!"
Mooncat:"No I will not chill! I aughta..."
Suddenly, there is a tug at Mooncat's arm, she looks down and a young lad of about 8 or 9 is there.
Boy:"Don't argue with your tag team partner! I want you two to win it!"
Kool and Mooncat simultaniously:"Win what?"
Boy:"The tag team gauntlet match you're in on Friday Night Travesty! It's for a shot at the tag titles!"
Mooncat suddenly lights up and gives the lad a kiss, and then gives Kool and huge hug!
;D Mooncat:
"Don't know who was stupid enough to put us in that gauntlet, but we'll show them the dark side of the moon! You and me Luke, we'll show that bastard Troublesome that I'm more than some valet!"
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