Post by Santiago DeTouwce on Nov 20, 2001 4:54:09 GMT -6
El Gambit is in what may as well be considered an official promo for him. He's sat side saddle on his new harley, wielding a cosh and a sledgehammer. He's wearing his trademark faded jeans with metal codpiece (Genuine pewter replica, only $30.99 from , and biker boots. He has an official "El G" black vest on (only $18.99 from and his leather jacket on over the top. His jet black, plaited hair is draped down the left hand side.
El G:
"On FNT, El Gunman and I failed to gain our shot at the tag team titles... but El Gambit is not bothered! El Gunman and El Gambit totally outclassed Diamond and Gideon! Go back to the dump and the old folks home, debiluchos! But credit where credit is due for Epic and Eclipse! That was a move that I'd have been proud of that you pulled to win the match! Very clever sending Gunman into me to take me out of the match! Next time though, it may be a different story when El Gambit faces either of you in the ring. However, one thing that has angered El Gambit is that the amount of debilucho teams that are in that gauntlet match, and El Gambit and El Gunman have been overlooked! Mierda! I DEMAND that we be added! Whoever set up that match KNOWS that El Gambit and El Gunman will win that match, and is deliberately keeping us out!"
El Gambit is fuming, but he appears to think of something that calms him down.
;D El G:
"But on Travesty, El Gambit gets to fight Adam Cage for the Extreme Championship. The people in GZW do not know the meaning of extreme! Us Hong Kong boys know extreme, we live and breathe extreme, and El Gambit is one of the best that HKWF has to offer! Ask Diamond, Jake Mackinnon, Mooncat and all the other debiluchos that have felt just how extreme El Gambit is! So El Cage, you might have faught debiluchos like ZeKe and El Pitfighter for the title, but you will understand extreme, HKWF style, once your battered body is carried out from the arena as El Gambit holds up the extreme belt in triumph! Debilucho, you have no chance of beating me, after all, you couldn't actually beat that nino, El Pitfighter who now owns half of what was once yours! And El Pitfighter, you will understand extreme, HKWF style, if you even consider interfering in El Gambit's match against you debilucho co-holder!"
El G smirks nastily.
El G:
"I don't even care about the mierda Extreme belt: I have proved all that I need to in extreme wrestling! The only reason I will bother to take your title off you is that I don't like you Adam Cage, and anyone in the light-heavyweight division is a target. You're going down debilucho!"
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El G:"On FNT, El Gunman and I failed to gain our shot at the tag team titles... but El Gambit is not bothered! El Gunman and El Gambit totally outclassed Diamond and Gideon! Go back to the dump and the old folks home, debiluchos! But credit where credit is due for Epic and Eclipse! That was a move that I'd have been proud of that you pulled to win the match! Very clever sending Gunman into me to take me out of the match! Next time though, it may be a different story when El Gambit faces either of you in the ring. However, one thing that has angered El Gambit is that the amount of debilucho teams that are in that gauntlet match, and El Gambit and El Gunman have been overlooked! Mierda! I DEMAND that we be added! Whoever set up that match KNOWS that El Gambit and El Gunman will win that match, and is deliberately keeping us out!"
El Gambit is fuming, but he appears to think of something that calms him down.
;D El G:
"But on Travesty, El Gambit gets to fight Adam Cage for the Extreme Championship. The people in GZW do not know the meaning of extreme! Us Hong Kong boys know extreme, we live and breathe extreme, and El Gambit is one of the best that HKWF has to offer! Ask Diamond, Jake Mackinnon, Mooncat and all the other debiluchos that have felt just how extreme El Gambit is! So El Cage, you might have faught debiluchos like ZeKe and El Pitfighter for the title, but you will understand extreme, HKWF style, once your battered body is carried out from the arena as El Gambit holds up the extreme belt in triumph! Debilucho, you have no chance of beating me, after all, you couldn't actually beat that nino, El Pitfighter who now owns half of what was once yours! And El Pitfighter, you will understand extreme, HKWF style, if you even consider interfering in El Gambit's match against you debilucho co-holder!"
El G smirks nastily.
El G:"I don't even care about the mierda Extreme belt: I have proved all that I need to in extreme wrestling! The only reason I will bother to take your title off you is that I don't like you Adam Cage, and anyone in the light-heavyweight division is a target. You're going down debilucho!"
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