Post by AC on Nov 13, 2001 14:40:27 GMT -6
(The scene opens and Adam Cage has just walked through the GZW arena Door as he walks down through the hall with his Extreme Title around his waist and his Wrestling attire in a toke bag he runs in to a Interviewer)
Interviewer: Hey Adam do you have time for an interview?
Adam Cage: Why wouldnt I? did you ask me that because you always ask Pit-Fighter? well you don't have to ask me. If you want an Interview me, come up to me and ask but don't act like an idiot don't act like I'm going to kick your @$$ if I don't feel like an interview, but anyways get on with your job.
Interviewer: umm yeah ok Oh yeah my Job, So What is with you and Pit Fighter is it that he wants your belt?
Adam Cage : ofcourse he wants my Belt, but I have said it before and I'll say it again he's NEVER going to get my Belt and there isn't NOTHING he Can do about it!!!! when I face Pit on FNT, if I get to Facing him in that Fatal Fourway but anyways if I do face him in the Fatla Fourway he knows that he won't stand even close to a Chance, if I get to facing him in that match My "Last Resort" (see Roster Board) is going to make the count go to 1.2..3 , I have been in matchs with Pit but I just realized that I have inly beated on him twice and well I have only faced him in a fourway and a triple threat so I guess in this match he will finally realize out of his stupid head that he can not and NEVER will Beat me in a Match, I tryed to show him that he couldnt when I beat him with that Barbwire Base Ball bat but his stupid mind did not realize, so on FNT I will make sure that he realizes that there is nothing he can do to beat me when I step in to the ring with Pit-Fighter my foot is going to be inplanted in his stomach then I will ddt him and that will be a Nova.
Interviewer: What do you Mean "Nova" ?
Adam Cage: I thought you would ask that well Nova is my short name for a Burned out Star, a Super Nova just a Shorter way of saying Burn Out
Interviewer: Oh yes I see but what about T-Rex?
Adam Cage: O yeah The big Purple Dino well you can call him T-Rex or Barney it doesn't Matter to me but one thing is for sure I have never faced him, When I face him which is on Friday Night Travesty, but his little kids are going to cry for a long time 'cause after FNT I will be the "Dino Killer" Adam Cage, after Travesty all Dino's will Finally be exzctink Barney/T-Rex will be No More, and his little kiddys are going to grow up and be like Pit-Fighter, which is a Rewhoblated Druggy.
Interviewer:
Big Purple Dino (laughs) well umm back to FNT, in that Fatal fourway you will also face Magic what are you thoughts on that?
Adam Cage: The former GZW World Champion, "The Desert Storm", Magic well Magic, I have not faced you or T-Rex, yet I have seen you in other places but that does not matter, Magic Pit-Fighter yes he might know what I do for moves he may have them scouted but the man is an idiot I have a few good reasons how he is a idiot
1. He used to Smoke Crack
2. He's a Drunk, heck he's worse then the Drunkin Sailor himself (OOC: thats a Song)
those are my two reasons Magic, The only thing Pit is going to remember from the match on FNT, is the beating is he going to take, Magic you said I don't know what I'm getting in to well Magic at least I'm not going to lose my Belt, like you did, I'm not going to lose it to Loser's like Pit, Rex, and you the only person I will lose it to is a Man that has a gun to my head. and Magic when I step in to the ring with you it will be RAGE with ADAM CAGE!!!!!!!!! and that will be THE REAL DAMN MEANING OF PAIN!!!!!!!!
that also goes to anyone who Gets in My Way in tha match!!
Interviewer: I see what you Mean I guess..
(Adam walks off to his lockerroom)
Interviewer: Hey Adam do you have time for an interview?
Adam Cage: Why wouldnt I? did you ask me that because you always ask Pit-Fighter? well you don't have to ask me. If you want an Interview me, come up to me and ask but don't act like an idiot don't act like I'm going to kick your @$$ if I don't feel like an interview, but anyways get on with your job.
Interviewer: umm yeah ok Oh yeah my Job, So What is with you and Pit Fighter is it that he wants your belt?
Adam Cage : ofcourse he wants my Belt, but I have said it before and I'll say it again he's NEVER going to get my Belt and there isn't NOTHING he Can do about it!!!! when I face Pit on FNT, if I get to Facing him in that Fatal Fourway but anyways if I do face him in the Fatla Fourway he knows that he won't stand even close to a Chance, if I get to facing him in that match My "Last Resort" (see Roster Board) is going to make the count go to 1.2..3 , I have been in matchs with Pit but I just realized that I have inly beated on him twice and well I have only faced him in a fourway and a triple threat so I guess in this match he will finally realize out of his stupid head that he can not and NEVER will Beat me in a Match, I tryed to show him that he couldnt when I beat him with that Barbwire Base Ball bat but his stupid mind did not realize, so on FNT I will make sure that he realizes that there is nothing he can do to beat me when I step in to the ring with Pit-Fighter my foot is going to be inplanted in his stomach then I will ddt him and that will be a Nova.
Interviewer: What do you Mean "Nova" ?
Adam Cage: I thought you would ask that well Nova is my short name for a Burned out Star, a Super Nova just a Shorter way of saying Burn Out
Interviewer: Oh yes I see but what about T-Rex?
Adam Cage: O yeah The big Purple Dino well you can call him T-Rex or Barney it doesn't Matter to me but one thing is for sure I have never faced him, When I face him which is on Friday Night Travesty, but his little kids are going to cry for a long time 'cause after FNT I will be the "Dino Killer" Adam Cage, after Travesty all Dino's will Finally be exzctink Barney/T-Rex will be No More, and his little kiddys are going to grow up and be like Pit-Fighter, which is a Rewhoblated Druggy.
Interviewer:
Big Purple Dino (laughs) well umm back to FNT, in that Fatal fourway you will also face Magic what are you thoughts on that?Adam Cage: The former GZW World Champion, "The Desert Storm", Magic well Magic, I have not faced you or T-Rex, yet I have seen you in other places but that does not matter, Magic Pit-Fighter yes he might know what I do for moves he may have them scouted but the man is an idiot I have a few good reasons how he is a idiot
1. He used to Smoke Crack
2. He's a Drunk, heck he's worse then the Drunkin Sailor himself (OOC: thats a Song)
those are my two reasons Magic, The only thing Pit is going to remember from the match on FNT, is the beating is he going to take, Magic you said I don't know what I'm getting in to well Magic at least I'm not going to lose my Belt, like you did, I'm not going to lose it to Loser's like Pit, Rex, and you the only person I will lose it to is a Man that has a gun to my head. and Magic when I step in to the ring with you it will be RAGE with ADAM CAGE!!!!!!!!! and that will be THE REAL DAMN MEANING OF PAIN!!!!!!!!
that also goes to anyone who Gets in My Way in tha match!!
Interviewer: I see what you Mean I guess..
(Adam walks off to his lockerroom)
