Post by Santiago DeTouwce on Nov 13, 2001 11:34:26 GMT -6
El Gambit is in the parking lot, sat on a new Harley Davidson with his cosh in his hand. He is wearing the usual feaded jeans with metal codpiece and cowboy boots. He wears a black vest with the HKWF logo on the front, and his leather jacket is draped over one of his arms. A sledgehammer is leaned against the bike. El Gambit has an evil smile on his face.
;D El G:
"Once again El Gambit proved that the rock of Gibraltar is harder than Diamond. Did you enjoy Travesty Diamond? How are your ribs?
If it weren't for those meddling Peacekeepers and the lightening bug, Diamond would have been permanently smashed! Like my bike Diamond? I bought it with the cash I earned for sending you down! What makes me smile though is the fact that the money was a fringe benefit of what was simply a hell of a lot of fun for El Gambit! Revenge is so sweet Diamond, ans smashing you like that was more sweet that sugar coated naranja! You see Diamond, I don't like you and I don't want you in MY division! I will continue to smash you until you can't take it any more! You're going down permanently, debilucho!"
El G puts his hand on the handle of the sledgehammer, and a vicious, almost orgasmic, smile comes across his face. he looks at the cosh, then at the hammer. He slips the cosh into his jacket pocket and picks up the hammer like a child with a new toy.
;D El G:
"It was so much fun on Travesty! My cosh was fun, but this chica, my sledgehammer, is so much more fun! It felt so good hitting Diamond with it, and trust me, it'll feel even better when I hit El Mooncat with it! Yeah Celestia, you reopened and poured salt into the wounds you created in the HKWF! I was prepared to leave you alone as long as you didn't interfere in MY division bitch... but you had to put your nose into El Gambit's business again, didn't you? Are you mad? After the pain I caused you, after feeling how hard the Rock of Gibraltar is in HKWF, you come back for more? Well I'm sure you remember those times... they are NOTHING compared to what I'm going to do to you now! I've learned how to be even more extreme since we last met Celestia, and you, well, you've been some impersonator and a waitress! You're going down, debilcha!"
El G tosses the sledgehammer from hand to hand, grinning almost manically.
;D El G:
"And Kool, you know as well as I do that you could never have beaten me without your bitch interfering! When we face one another again, and I have taken out your bitch, you know as well as I do that you're going down debilucho! As for using my move on me, some would take it as a compliment that their move is considered to be so devastating that someone else uses it, but not me LaVerne... I just make damned sure that that person feels it first hand at a later date!"
El G looks thoughtful, and pauses momentarily. He then grins evilliy once more.
;D El G:
"The concept of stealing moves brings me nicely to Jake Mackinnon. Why, oh why, would you want to steal moves from a debilucha like El Mooncat? Catsplash or DarKsiDe, the name doesn't alter the fact that it is a move used by talentless debiluchos and debiluchas that don't have the skill to pull of a Gibraltarsault (Essa Rios style moonsault)! I don't like people coming into MY division Jake, and you won't be! I will stalk you and take you down debilucho! Your career will not even start in GZW because I will see to it that it doesn't. No-one enters MY division without my permission, and you don't have it! You might think Kool is the main man in this division, but that's only because he's never defended the belt properly against El Gambit! I AM this division, and you are another pointless debilucho that's going down!"
;D El G:
"Once again El Gambit proved that the rock of Gibraltar is harder than Diamond. Did you enjoy Travesty Diamond? How are your ribs?
If it weren't for those meddling Peacekeepers and the lightening bug, Diamond would have been permanently smashed! Like my bike Diamond? I bought it with the cash I earned for sending you down! What makes me smile though is the fact that the money was a fringe benefit of what was simply a hell of a lot of fun for El Gambit! Revenge is so sweet Diamond, ans smashing you like that was more sweet that sugar coated naranja! You see Diamond, I don't like you and I don't want you in MY division! I will continue to smash you until you can't take it any more! You're going down permanently, debilucho!"El G puts his hand on the handle of the sledgehammer, and a vicious, almost orgasmic, smile comes across his face. he looks at the cosh, then at the hammer. He slips the cosh into his jacket pocket and picks up the hammer like a child with a new toy.
;D El G:
"It was so much fun on Travesty! My cosh was fun, but this chica, my sledgehammer, is so much more fun! It felt so good hitting Diamond with it, and trust me, it'll feel even better when I hit El Mooncat with it! Yeah Celestia, you reopened and poured salt into the wounds you created in the HKWF! I was prepared to leave you alone as long as you didn't interfere in MY division bitch... but you had to put your nose into El Gambit's business again, didn't you? Are you mad? After the pain I caused you, after feeling how hard the Rock of Gibraltar is in HKWF, you come back for more? Well I'm sure you remember those times... they are NOTHING compared to what I'm going to do to you now! I've learned how to be even more extreme since we last met Celestia, and you, well, you've been some impersonator and a waitress! You're going down, debilcha!"
El G tosses the sledgehammer from hand to hand, grinning almost manically.
;D El G:
"And Kool, you know as well as I do that you could never have beaten me without your bitch interfering! When we face one another again, and I have taken out your bitch, you know as well as I do that you're going down debilucho! As for using my move on me, some would take it as a compliment that their move is considered to be so devastating that someone else uses it, but not me LaVerne... I just make damned sure that that person feels it first hand at a later date!"
El G looks thoughtful, and pauses momentarily. He then grins evilliy once more.
;D El G:
"The concept of stealing moves brings me nicely to Jake Mackinnon. Why, oh why, would you want to steal moves from a debilucha like El Mooncat? Catsplash or DarKsiDe, the name doesn't alter the fact that it is a move used by talentless debiluchos and debiluchas that don't have the skill to pull of a Gibraltarsault (Essa Rios style moonsault)! I don't like people coming into MY division Jake, and you won't be! I will stalk you and take you down debilucho! Your career will not even start in GZW because I will see to it that it doesn't. No-one enters MY division without my permission, and you don't have it! You might think Kool is the main man in this division, but that's only because he's never defended the belt properly against El Gambit! I AM this division, and you are another pointless debilucho that's going down!"
El G: