Post by Jackie on Nov 12, 2001 11:07:04 GMT -6
OOC: For those who don't know, "Wyldsyde" is a GZW house show that isn't televised. Here's a match from the latest show 'cos I was bored...
Mark A
(Siu Ann and Jackie)
~~~~~ Jake Mackinnon V The Happy Sumo ~~~~~
Siu Ann Wong:
“Hello everyone and welcome to Wyldsyde! I’m Siu Ann Wong and with me is…”
Jackie Lee:
“Jackie Lee! Coni…”
Siu Ann:
“Don’t say it Jackie!”<br>
Jackie:
“…chuwa!”<br>
Siu Ann exhales is dismay.
Siu Ann:
“First up is a debut match for Jake Mackinnon. This should have happened last week, but that vicious thug El Gambit too him out before he even got to the ring! You’ve gotta believe that Jake will make El Gambit pay over the following weeks!”<br>
Jackie:
“El Gambit was only defending what is rightfully his! What right does Mackinnon have to come into the light-heavyweight division?”<br>
Siu Ann:
“He has every right!”<br>
With Happy Sumo in the ring doing the salt ritual, “Tattered And Torn” by Slipknot hits the PA, and out comes Mackinnon. The crowd, who only know him as the guy attacked by El Gambit, offer their support with a small cheer. Mackinnon doesn’t appear to appreciate or want the cheers.
Siu Ann:
“Here comes Jake Mackinnon!”<br>
Jake slides into the ring, and immediately spears the Happy Sumo!
Siu Ann:
“Whoa! Jake means business!”<br>
With Sumo bent over clutching his huge stomach, Jake takes a step back and hits a jumping axe kick to the back of the head (Booker style).
Jackie:
“I like what I see from Jake Mackinnon!”<br>
Jake is pumped, and pulls up the Sumo. Irish Whip into the ropes is reversed, but as he bounces back, Jake hits a flying forearm smash into Sumo’s forehead.
Siu Ann:
“All we’ve seen from Sumo so far is a reversal of an Irish whip!”<br>
Jackie:
“Do we ever see much else?”<br>
Jake pulls up Sumo again, and Irish whips him to the turnbuckles. Sumo reverses and Jake hits the buckles. Sumo charges in for a splash, but Jake jumps out of the way and Sumo hits the buckles hard.
Siu Ann:
“Big mistake by Sumo!”<br>
Jackie:
“Biggest mistake of all time: Happy Sumo’s mum saying to Happy Sumo’s dad: ‘I feel horny tonight!’”
Siu Ann:
“You really are a nasty person aren’t you, Jackie?”<br>
With Sumo staggering back, Jake grabs his head and ascends the turnbuckle. From there, he hits a perfect tornado DDT on the big man!
Siu Ann:
“Tornado DDT! It’s over!”<br>
Jackie:
“I don’t think Jakey is finished!”<br>
Jake ascends the turnbuckle and hits a senton splash!
Siu Ann:
“Whoa! A page out of Firefly’s book with a senton style splash!”<br>
Jake isn’t finished! He ascends the turnbuckle again and hits a shooting star press!
Siu Ann:
“Whoa! A page out of Jason Makavelli’s book with a Brooklyn Star Press! Jake Mackinnon is showing GZW his skills here! But to do it, he’s destroying poor happy Sumo!”<br>
Jackie:
“I think I’m going to like Jake!”<br>
Jake still isn’t finished, and ascends the opposite turnbuckle!
Siu Ann:
“What’s he doing? Surely not that distance!”<br>
Mackinnon clears over half the ring as he leaps off with a long distance frog splash!
Siu Ann:
“DaRksiDe! Jake Mackinnon just hit DaRksiDe! His finisher! Surely that’s enough!”<br>
Mackinnon hooks Sumo’s flabby leg, and the ref goes down for the academic count.
1…<br>
Siu Ann:
“What a display from Jake Mackinnon!”<br>
2…<br>
Jackie:
“As much as I hate to agree with you Siu Ann, you’re damned right there!”<br>
3!
DING DING DING!
Siu Ann:
“A great talent, and one to watch in the future: Jake Mackinnon!”<br>
~~~~~ Commercial ~~~~~
Mark A
(Siu Ann and Jackie)
~~~~~ Jake Mackinnon V The Happy Sumo ~~~~~
Siu Ann Wong:
“Hello everyone and welcome to Wyldsyde! I’m Siu Ann Wong and with me is…”
Jackie Lee:
“Jackie Lee! Coni…”
Siu Ann:
“Don’t say it Jackie!”<br>
Jackie:
“…chuwa!”<br>
Siu Ann exhales is dismay.
Siu Ann:
“First up is a debut match for Jake Mackinnon. This should have happened last week, but that vicious thug El Gambit too him out before he even got to the ring! You’ve gotta believe that Jake will make El Gambit pay over the following weeks!”<br>
Jackie:
“El Gambit was only defending what is rightfully his! What right does Mackinnon have to come into the light-heavyweight division?”<br>
Siu Ann:
“He has every right!”<br>
With Happy Sumo in the ring doing the salt ritual, “Tattered And Torn” by Slipknot hits the PA, and out comes Mackinnon. The crowd, who only know him as the guy attacked by El Gambit, offer their support with a small cheer. Mackinnon doesn’t appear to appreciate or want the cheers.
Siu Ann:
“Here comes Jake Mackinnon!”<br>
Jake slides into the ring, and immediately spears the Happy Sumo!
Siu Ann:
“Whoa! Jake means business!”<br>
With Sumo bent over clutching his huge stomach, Jake takes a step back and hits a jumping axe kick to the back of the head (Booker style).
Jackie:
“I like what I see from Jake Mackinnon!”<br>
Jake is pumped, and pulls up the Sumo. Irish Whip into the ropes is reversed, but as he bounces back, Jake hits a flying forearm smash into Sumo’s forehead.
Siu Ann:
“All we’ve seen from Sumo so far is a reversal of an Irish whip!”<br>
Jackie:
“Do we ever see much else?”<br>
Jake pulls up Sumo again, and Irish whips him to the turnbuckles. Sumo reverses and Jake hits the buckles. Sumo charges in for a splash, but Jake jumps out of the way and Sumo hits the buckles hard.
Siu Ann:
“Big mistake by Sumo!”<br>
Jackie:
“Biggest mistake of all time: Happy Sumo’s mum saying to Happy Sumo’s dad: ‘I feel horny tonight!’”
Siu Ann:
“You really are a nasty person aren’t you, Jackie?”<br>
With Sumo staggering back, Jake grabs his head and ascends the turnbuckle. From there, he hits a perfect tornado DDT on the big man!
Siu Ann:
“Tornado DDT! It’s over!”<br>
Jackie:
“I don’t think Jakey is finished!”<br>
Jake ascends the turnbuckle and hits a senton splash!
Siu Ann:
“Whoa! A page out of Firefly’s book with a senton style splash!”<br>
Jake isn’t finished! He ascends the turnbuckle again and hits a shooting star press!
Siu Ann:
“Whoa! A page out of Jason Makavelli’s book with a Brooklyn Star Press! Jake Mackinnon is showing GZW his skills here! But to do it, he’s destroying poor happy Sumo!”<br>
Jackie:
“I think I’m going to like Jake!”<br>
Jake still isn’t finished, and ascends the opposite turnbuckle!
Siu Ann:
“What’s he doing? Surely not that distance!”<br>
Mackinnon clears over half the ring as he leaps off with a long distance frog splash!
Siu Ann:
“DaRksiDe! Jake Mackinnon just hit DaRksiDe! His finisher! Surely that’s enough!”<br>
Mackinnon hooks Sumo’s flabby leg, and the ref goes down for the academic count.
1…<br>
Siu Ann:
“What a display from Jake Mackinnon!”<br>
2…<br>
Jackie:
“As much as I hate to agree with you Siu Ann, you’re damned right there!”<br>
3!
DING DING DING!
Siu Ann:
“A great talent, and one to watch in the future: Jake Mackinnon!”<br>
~~~~~ Commercial ~~~~~