After FNT (concerns most of the LH division)

[Celestia L'yark]

It's an official Kool promo, but Lez is there as well. There is a huge blown up photo of Kool in the background doing an acrobatic skateboard leap off a half-pipe. Both Kool and Lez are in casual clothes: Kool in his baggy skater gear, and Lez in jeans and an offiicial Mooncat "Arabian Assassin" T-Shirt from her HKWF days.

Kool:
"I'm still here and I'm still the light-heavyweight champion... must be bogus to be you Tate Troublesome and John Profit! Your way not cool HKWF dudes didn't get the job done, eh?"

Mooncat:
"And Troublesome... nice try to put a wedge between me and Luke. I'll give you credit: that was a pretty clever and nasty trick you pulled there! I didn't see that coming; neither did Luke... we both thought it was gonna be Firefly! Even so, it didn't work though, did it?"

Lez plants a smacker on Kool's face, and he blushes momentarily.

Kool:"Whoa Moonbabe! Chill, babe! We're on TV, man!"

Lez grins and licks his ear! Kool quickly regains his composure, and addresses the camera as Lez stands next to him, smirking seductively and not so secretly grabbing his backside! Kool soldiers on despite the distraction.

Kool:
"Man, I feel like I was a part of every feud in GZW on Friday! There was some mondo crazy shit going down, dudes! Big up to all the dudes I faught man, you faught well! The end, man, it was way bogus! What you did to my man Diamond, El Gambit was way not cool, man! And you Len DuBray man, big time beats are headed your way for attacking my Moonbabe!"

Mooncat:
"You, Len DuBray are gonna see the dark side of the moon. Luke is gonna show you why you should leave 'Moonbabe' alone... but that will be a mere taster for what the Arabian Assassin is going to do to you!"

;D Kool:
"Big up and a high five goes to the Peacekeepers and my main man Firefly for sortin' that shit out! Respect is due, man! Also, big up and a high five to Pitfighter who had me beat!

Mooncat:
"Not the only person that had you beat though is he, hon?"

Kool raises an eyebrow, and nods in respect to his girlfriend, and then carries on.

Kool:
Big downer and no respect man goes out to Adam Cage who took out the Pit, man! Man, that was way bogus what you did! I hope that Pit beats your ass big style, man! Hey Pit, if it were up to Kool hand, you'd get a shot at my title tomorrow for your performance, man... but when there's people like Tate Troublesome up there man, it's likely to be Len DuBray or somethin', man! Anyway man, me and the Moonbabe, we've got some shit goin' down, so we're goona hit the street man!"

With that, Kool puts his arm around Mooncat, and they walk out of the picture. It fades to black.

[Mike]

(the scene opens up with Epic, he is sat behind a desk with his feet up while counting some notes in his hand. The camera zooms in, Epic smiles, to reveal a brand new gold tooth, it reflects in the light)

Epic: hey its "Kool Hand" damn if its soooo kool then take it out if the freezer i'm sure your so called "Moonbabe" will warm it up for ya!

Anyway this isn't what this promo is about, its about, ME, everything is about ME! but you see you only managed to win that gauntlet because of other peoples circumstances, etc, etc if it was a match without any interfereance, among other things then you wouldn't be the Light Heavyweight Champion now!

You see it seems to me that the GZW is giving you top headlineing matches. It makes me sick to think people with as littler talent as you have can actually main event a show. Mooncat on the other hand, You seem to be being held back in the GZW, hell they did it to me Diamond and Manic, so we know exactly what it feels like not to be where you should be in this business, thats why I "Mr Risky Business" took into my own hands to take myself where I should be.

Thats exactly what you can do to Mooncat, dump that looser Kool, he is what is keeping you down, pritty much like Diamond did to me. It was all about Diamond and his stupid antics that took all of MY spotlight, and Kool and his stupid skateboarding is taking yours that you deserve. Its time for you to stop being held back, and join me and the crew that was Held Back and we will show you exactly What Money Can Buy.

(Epics face turns to a look of a smile)

Epic: and I also have problems with the PeaceKeeers, did you see what happened to them? We have Davis Mr Entertainment, and like Eclipse said Money Can Buy Entertainment. Then we have Gideon, a man that is a follower, and is being lead down a path to a dead end, and it'll be me, Eclipse or Manic that show him what Money Can Buy. Not forgetting Diamond my ex tag-team partner, a man that is completely stupid! and fair enough Money can't by stupidity, but it sure as hell doesn't want to.

Mooncat come and join us, take your spotlight, shine like you have never shone before, and join us in showing everybody just What Money Can Buy. then like the rest of us here will have many an Epic battle against the best of the best!

(the scene fades as Epic puts the money in his hand into his back pocket)