Post by ramon on Nov 9, 2001 15:03:08 GMT -6
Pitfighterc just stepped out of his brand new car as he wears a denim jacket, black baggy pants, a white bandana and he drinks some coca cola. after throwing the empty bottle in the trashcan a interviewer runs to him.....
interviewer: yo , did u just heard adams promo pitfighter?
pit: yes i saw on my little tv in my car. adam is jusst an ass wich will be kicked by me tonight in this very gzw arena and everybody is gonna whitness. u see, his rage isnt gonna start and it never will start cuz when his rage is about to start , his ass is already blue. Adam, ur talkin like there isnt anybody who is gonna do a thing about it, well that sounds familiar, ur just an maxx pain rip-off cuz ur sayin the same cheap shit hes always talkin. u see adam, i dont like u, little bastard. ur just a cheap[ guy and ur cheap whinin and bitchin will be over after tonight cuz tonight ur ass and countrys ass are gonna be kicked!
interviewer: what about kool hand luke laverne? cuz ur not the only one who wants to kick his ass.
pit: the fact is that everyone in the light heavyweight division wantys to kick his ass to win the light heavyweight title but another fact is that no-one is gonna kick his ass accept me. i will be the one who will kick lavernes ass and i will raise the light heavyweight title in the air. u see, im not scared of the gibraltars ddt, not of the country valley driver, not of anyones finisher but i know that everyone feares the deathpitt cuz tha deathpitt isnt a nice place to endup, its deadly out there and loadsa people in other feds know that and adam, country, gambit , kool hand, u will experience that too , believe me cuz im telling u the truth!
interviewer: u could bring urself a huge name by winning both titles.
pitfighter: yes ur right. i am gonna show extremeness, violence and awsomeness and no-one will resist that, even john taylor and all the othert BIG names in gzw not cuz be honest, afdam cage isnt a big name, he just got luck and everyone knows that! u see, adam knows that he will never will beat me but he just wont admitt it but tonight the whole world can and will see what the pitman is about and that adams rage doesnt even exists!
camguy: adam seems to hate u pitfighter.
p[itfighter: look, i dont care what adam thinks and i dont wanna be friends with him cuz i dont like him anyway.u see, or ur friendz with the pitman or ur enemiez. well cage wants to be an enemy and that may be his damn right but he messes with me and he messes withc the wrong person and tonight he will find out not to mess with me again. he fears the deathpitt and i know he will probably sneak up me from behind but i wont let me trick 2 times adam and dont even try to do it cuz ur going down guaranteed!
~the scene closes~
interviewer: yo , did u just heard adams promo pitfighter?
pit: yes i saw on my little tv in my car. adam is jusst an ass wich will be kicked by me tonight in this very gzw arena and everybody is gonna whitness. u see, his rage isnt gonna start and it never will start cuz when his rage is about to start , his ass is already blue. Adam, ur talkin like there isnt anybody who is gonna do a thing about it, well that sounds familiar, ur just an maxx pain rip-off cuz ur sayin the same cheap shit hes always talkin. u see adam, i dont like u, little bastard. ur just a cheap[ guy and ur cheap whinin and bitchin will be over after tonight cuz tonight ur ass and countrys ass are gonna be kicked!
interviewer: what about kool hand luke laverne? cuz ur not the only one who wants to kick his ass.
pit: the fact is that everyone in the light heavyweight division wantys to kick his ass to win the light heavyweight title but another fact is that no-one is gonna kick his ass accept me. i will be the one who will kick lavernes ass and i will raise the light heavyweight title in the air. u see, im not scared of the gibraltars ddt, not of the country valley driver, not of anyones finisher but i know that everyone feares the deathpitt cuz tha deathpitt isnt a nice place to endup, its deadly out there and loadsa people in other feds know that and adam, country, gambit , kool hand, u will experience that too , believe me cuz im telling u the truth!
interviewer: u could bring urself a huge name by winning both titles.
pitfighter: yes ur right. i am gonna show extremeness, violence and awsomeness and no-one will resist that, even john taylor and all the othert BIG names in gzw not cuz be honest, afdam cage isnt a big name, he just got luck and everyone knows that! u see, adam knows that he will never will beat me but he just wont admitt it but tonight the whole world can and will see what the pitman is about and that adams rage doesnt even exists!
camguy: adam seems to hate u pitfighter.
p[itfighter: look, i dont care what adam thinks and i dont wanna be friends with him cuz i dont like him anyway.u see, or ur friendz with the pitman or ur enemiez. well cage wants to be an enemy and that may be his damn right but he messes with me and he messes withc the wrong person and tonight he will find out not to mess with me again. he fears the deathpitt and i know he will probably sneak up me from behind but i wont let me trick 2 times adam and dont even try to do it cuz ur going down guaranteed!
~the scene closes~