Post by Celestia L'yark on Nov 8, 2001 12:16:07 GMT -6
It's a long distance shot showing that Mooncat and Kool are enjoying an intimate candlelit meal at a high class restaurant. Mooncat has a Caezer Salad, and Kool has soup. They appear to be ignoring the food as they hold hands across the table and look into each other's eyes. The camera moves forward, then suddenly Alburt Wuchie pops up infront of it! Moocat and Kool see this, and look on in horror!
;D Wuchie:
"Hello fight fans! Alburt Wuchie, GZW's best reporter here, with an exclusive interview with Kool and his ladyfriend Mooncat before his gauntlet match on Friday Night travesty!"
Mooncat looks like a tomato, her face is that red with anger.
Moocat:
"Fuck off Alburt! We're here tonight to enjoy each other's company and get away from GZW!"
Kool:
"Yeah Wuch man! Way not cool, man!"
Wuchie:
"I not go until you do interview!"
Moocat goes for him, but Kool restrains her.
Kool:
"Chill Moonbabe! Save that anger for the ring... or Tate Troublesome! Hit us Wuch man, but make it way short, man!"
;D Wuchie:
"So Kool, you face every light-heavyweight wrestler on the roster on Friday... including the Wuchinator in his in-ring debut... you think you can win?"
Kool:
"It's gonna be way bogus, man... and way extreme and difficult! But Kool is way extreme and pulls of difficult like it's easy, man! 8) Like the time I pulled a 360 off the half-pipe man! That was extreme!"
;D Wuchie:
"So you think you can win? Is there anyone you particularly feel will pose a challenge?"
Kool:
"There's some mondo talent in the GZW light-heavyweight roster, man... and there's some way not cool cheaters too! I'm gonna need to keep my wits, man!"
Wuchie:
"What about the Wuchinator?"
Kool:
"Wuch man, chill! You're gonna be a breather between fights, man!"
Wuchie goes for Kool, but gets caught by Lez and put into the catnap (Million Dollar Dream)!
Mooncat:
"Interview finished! Right, Wuchie?"
Wuchie is flailing about...
Wuchie:
"*cough* Okay! ... *cough* ... I ... go! *cough*... Please..."
Lez releases the hold and pushes him towards the camera... it goes to static!
;D Wuchie:
"Hello fight fans! Alburt Wuchie, GZW's best reporter here, with an exclusive interview with Kool and his ladyfriend Mooncat before his gauntlet match on Friday Night travesty!"
Mooncat looks like a tomato, her face is that red with anger.
Moocat:"Fuck off Alburt! We're here tonight to enjoy each other's company and get away from GZW!"
Kool:"Yeah Wuch man! Way not cool, man!"
Wuchie:"I not go until you do interview!"
Moocat goes for him, but Kool restrains her.
Kool:"Chill Moonbabe! Save that anger for the ring... or Tate Troublesome! Hit us Wuch man, but make it way short, man!"
;D Wuchie:
"So Kool, you face every light-heavyweight wrestler on the roster on Friday... including the Wuchinator in his in-ring debut... you think you can win?"
Kool:"It's gonna be way bogus, man... and way extreme and difficult! But Kool is way extreme and pulls of difficult like it's easy, man! 8) Like the time I pulled a 360 off the half-pipe man! That was extreme!"
;D Wuchie:
"So you think you can win? Is there anyone you particularly feel will pose a challenge?"
Kool:"There's some mondo talent in the GZW light-heavyweight roster, man... and there's some way not cool cheaters too! I'm gonna need to keep my wits, man!"
Wuchie:"What about the Wuchinator?"
Kool:"Wuch man, chill! You're gonna be a breather between fights, man!"
Wuchie goes for Kool, but gets caught by Lez and put into the catnap (Million Dollar Dream)!
Mooncat:"Interview finished! Right, Wuchie?"
Wuchie is flailing about...
Wuchie:"*cough* Okay! ... *cough* ... I ... go! *cough*... Please..."
Lez releases the hold and pushes him towards the camera... it goes to static!
