Post by Santiago DeTouwce on Nov 6, 2001 11:09:09 GMT -6
El Gambit is in the parking lot, mooching about. A plucky young cameraman comes up to him confidently.
Cameraman:
"Mr De Touwce?"
El G spins around pulling his cosh out of his leather jacket in readiness. Seeing it's the teenager, he relaxes, but sneers in contempt towards him.
El G:
"What you want, nino?"
Cameraman:
"I'm here to tell you something! The order for the light-heavyweight gauntlet match has been announced!"
El G:
"Mierda! I missed it! Where is El Gambit? Do you know, nino?"
Cameraman:
"It's bad news I'm afraid Mr. De Touwce! You're the first one!"
;D El G:
"Bad news? Bad news? Mierda, no! It's excellent news! You know how to work that thing, nino?"
El G points to the cameraman's camera. The kid nods enthusiastically.
;D Cameraman:
"Sure thing Mr De Touwce! I'm really great! Honest! It would be SO good to get my big break by interviewing a former HKWF light-heavyweight champion!"
El Gambit pulls a disgusted face, and slaps the kid on the back of the head.
El G:
"Shaddap and film Gibraltar's greatest wrestler!"
Unfazed, the kid quickly sets up the camera and counts in a grinning El G.
;D El G:
"El Gambit is a happy man! El Gambit beat El Kool on last weeks Friday Night Travesty, and PROVED he SHOULD be the GZW light-heavyweight champion. El Gambit is the greatest luce libre wrestler in GZW, and Gibraltar's greatest wrestler, and now he is going to prove it by claiming the GZW light-heavyweight title from 'Kool Debilucho' Luke Laverne. El Gambit is drawn as number one for the no-disqualification gauntlet match on Viernes Noches Parodia... EXACTLY where El Gambit wants to be! All you fans out there aren't going to see El Diamond, El Pitfighter, El Hades El Fubu or any of your other favourite debiluchos in the gauntlet, because El Kool isn't going to get through the first man in the gauntlet: ME!"
El G pulls out the cosh, and swings it hard, only centimetres away from the camera lens. He then grins nastily, and addresses the camera once more.
;D El G:
"That's why: right there! This gauntlet is no disqualification, and one cosh blow later, it's going to be the quickest Gauntlet in history. El Gambit has already outwrestled El Kool, but with no disqualification, you're entering the HKWF's yard, and El Gambit is pure HKWF. El Gambit knows how to be hardcore, extreme, or whatever you want to call it! What chance does El Kool have against me: NADA! None of the other debiluchos in the division will get a chance to face El Kool on Viernes Noches Parodia, because the first man there is going to destroy him and take the title! Sorry debiluchos! That's the luck of the draw! So El Kool, all you need to know about Parodia is this: you're going down, debilucho!"
El G laughs nastily as the cameraman fades the scene.
Cameraman:"Mr De Touwce?"
El G spins around pulling his cosh out of his leather jacket in readiness. Seeing it's the teenager, he relaxes, but sneers in contempt towards him.
El G:"What you want, nino?"
Cameraman:"I'm here to tell you something! The order for the light-heavyweight gauntlet match has been announced!"
El G:"Mierda! I missed it! Where is El Gambit? Do you know, nino?"
Cameraman:"It's bad news I'm afraid Mr. De Touwce! You're the first one!"
;D El G:
"Bad news? Bad news? Mierda, no! It's excellent news! You know how to work that thing, nino?"
El G points to the cameraman's camera. The kid nods enthusiastically.
;D Cameraman:
"Sure thing Mr De Touwce! I'm really great! Honest! It would be SO good to get my big break by interviewing a former HKWF light-heavyweight champion!"
El Gambit pulls a disgusted face, and slaps the kid on the back of the head.
El G:"Shaddap and film Gibraltar's greatest wrestler!"
Unfazed, the kid quickly sets up the camera and counts in a grinning El G.
;D El G:
"El Gambit is a happy man! El Gambit beat El Kool on last weeks Friday Night Travesty, and PROVED he SHOULD be the GZW light-heavyweight champion. El Gambit is the greatest luce libre wrestler in GZW, and Gibraltar's greatest wrestler, and now he is going to prove it by claiming the GZW light-heavyweight title from 'Kool Debilucho' Luke Laverne. El Gambit is drawn as number one for the no-disqualification gauntlet match on Viernes Noches Parodia... EXACTLY where El Gambit wants to be! All you fans out there aren't going to see El Diamond, El Pitfighter, El Hades El Fubu or any of your other favourite debiluchos in the gauntlet, because El Kool isn't going to get through the first man in the gauntlet: ME!"
El G pulls out the cosh, and swings it hard, only centimetres away from the camera lens. He then grins nastily, and addresses the camera once more.
;D El G:
"That's why: right there! This gauntlet is no disqualification, and one cosh blow later, it's going to be the quickest Gauntlet in history. El Gambit has already outwrestled El Kool, but with no disqualification, you're entering the HKWF's yard, and El Gambit is pure HKWF. El Gambit knows how to be hardcore, extreme, or whatever you want to call it! What chance does El Kool have against me: NADA! None of the other debiluchos in the division will get a chance to face El Kool on Viernes Noches Parodia, because the first man there is going to destroy him and take the title! Sorry debiluchos! That's the luck of the draw! So El Kool, all you need to know about Parodia is this: you're going down, debilucho!"
El G laughs nastily as the cameraman fades the scene.
