Post by Mike on Nov 5, 2001 12:19:02 GMT -6
(Pimp is at the Rust Nail pub, he is wearing his usual attire of lime green clothing and sunhat, he has a pint of bitter is runing his index finger along the edge of the glass, the camera focuses in, and as it does Pimp turns and stares towards the camera)
Pimp: well for the past few days I have been spending time with my ladies of leisure, and it seem that everytime I turn the TV on there is another damn Maxx Pain promo, and his whining voice is beggining to get on my nerves, so intend to shut it up in the ring, when my fist attempts to shut it for him, But he'll probably swallow it his mouths that damn big!
Well know I have said that you can pritty much guess that he'll come back with more wineing
(putting on pathetic deep voice)
I AM THE DAMN "CAREER KILLER"
well Maxx I don't intend to start this damn pathetic slanging war, and PATHETIC is what it is, I mean it begins, and then you only beat me with expereince! and lets face it the only other thing you can possibley beat me at is a boarg game like snakes and ladders, or guesss who! and you know why your so good at guess who?, its because you know exactly who it is whos going to kick your ass soon, and thats me!
Sometime soon Maxx you will be blown over by the sheer force of being Played-a-live and don't try to stop it cause theres NO ESCAPEING THIS!
(the scene fades as Pimp takes a sip of his beer)
Pimp: well for the past few days I have been spending time with my ladies of leisure, and it seem that everytime I turn the TV on there is another damn Maxx Pain promo, and his whining voice is beggining to get on my nerves, so intend to shut it up in the ring, when my fist attempts to shut it for him, But he'll probably swallow it his mouths that damn big!
Well know I have said that you can pritty much guess that he'll come back with more wineing
(putting on pathetic deep voice)
I AM THE DAMN "CAREER KILLER"
well Maxx I don't intend to start this damn pathetic slanging war, and PATHETIC is what it is, I mean it begins, and then you only beat me with expereince! and lets face it the only other thing you can possibley beat me at is a boarg game like snakes and ladders, or guesss who! and you know why your so good at guess who?, its because you know exactly who it is whos going to kick your ass soon, and thats me!
Sometime soon Maxx you will be blown over by the sheer force of being Played-a-live and don't try to stop it cause theres NO ESCAPEING THIS!
(the scene fades as Pimp takes a sip of his beer)
