Wednesday Wyldsyde!

[Jackie Lee]

GZW Presents...

[shadow=blue,left,300]The Return Of...[/shadow]

The tune of 'Fire' by the Prodigy brought the crowd to their feet as the Wyldsyde announce team of Siu Ann Wong and Jackie Lee ascended through a ring of fire, with their special guest presenter 'Firefly' Sho Murakame! The three headed to the ring hitting low fives as they went!

This was quickly followed by the official GZW Instrumental remix of 'Bring Her Down' by Rob Zombie as various GZW superstars hit their signature moves on unsuspecting opponents! Kid Kaos hits a Kaotic Krusher on Prey. Shinoba hits a tomokaze DDT on Teardrop. Magic hits a back elbow on Sincere. Justin Sharp hits a sharp lock on El Gambit. Deacon Kane hits a Wicked Way on Kid Kaos. Maxx Pain hits a Career Ender on Billy Bond. Bond has the Smooth Operation locked on Pimp Bizkit. As the theme tune and credits play on the zerotron, crazy pyro blasts around the arena to announce GZW's Wednesday Night Wyldsyde!

Suddenly, 'Spratch Zerutha' hits the PA, and Sincere appeared to kick off Wyldsyde! After utterly ignoring the chorus of boos, the Jade Dragon headed to the ring and awaited quiet! The Commisionor smiled nastily as he informed the crowd that not only had the opening match of Jeff Jones versus AngelFire been cancelled, but AngelFire was to face Deacon Kane on the next Wyldsyde show!

The shocks didn't end there! Sincere also announced that he was changing the main event! Adam Cage had failed to turn up to work and was suspended! That left a main event shot to fill... And Sincere filled it by announcing that on that very night, on Wyldsyde, Maxx Pain would be in the main event... in a Fatal Fourway against Magic, Billy Bond and Monarch! The crowd reacted with utter shock.

Smiling at the shocked crowd, with his work done, Sincere strutted back up the ailse pleased with himself!





MATCH RESULTS

Singles Match - Ryder V Mosquito Man
As the three commentators reacted in shock to Sincere's announcements, Ryder headed to the ring to take on Mosquito Man. Mosquito Man tried some high flying moves, but they were telegraphed and easily countered by Ryder. A Mosquito Man hurancanrana was countered into a huge sitout powerbomb for a long two by Ryder. Ryder continued to dominate and after a one sided match, Ryder ste up Mosquito Man and hit him with a devastating Ruff Ryde to pick up the 1, 2, 3!
WINNER BY PINFALL: Ryder

Tag Team Match - The Fierys V Ass Clown & Happy Sumo
Despite the affectionate cheer for Ass Clown and the Sumo, the fans hit the roof when the Fierys came out! Dameon started out, and dominated the Happy Sumo. He tagged Hades, and they wowed the crowd by hitting a True Colours on a 500 plus pound man! hades rained light-heavyweight moves on the unsuspecting Happy Sumo, and tagged his father. Suddenly, the Sumo didn't know what had happened and he'd been hit by by the Fiery's double Vision finisher! Dameon pinned Sumo and when Ass Clown tried to break it up, Hades hit a scintillating Bluezerised DDT on him! Dameon sucessfully covered the rotund one for a convincing victory!
WINNERS BY PINFALL: The Fierys

[Jackie Lee]

Maxx Pain headed to the ring as 'Stupify' by Disturbed played. The fans told him exactly how they felt by showering him with boos.

Maxx claimed that Billy Bond's 'punk ass' had decided to cause a double disqualification on Crimson because he knew he couldn't beat the Careerkiller. Maxx went on the boast that he was saving GZW from Billy Bond who was making the company rot from the inside. He claimed Bond was all about himself, and would never come out and face him.

Suddenly, 'Smooth Operator' by Sade hit the Pa and out came Billy Bond! The crowd erupted with cheers. Bond told Maxx Pain that he thought Pimp Bizkit had been deluded, but that was nothing compared to Maxx. Maxx tried to speak, but Bond bellowed 'It's gonna be Smooth' over him, much to the crowd's delight.

Bond said that he wanted a rematch, and Maxx said just bring it, but next time the golden boy should actually cut a promo like he cared! This angered Bond who told Maxx he could do a hundred promos, but it wouldn't make a difference because every time the two of the faced in the ring, it was gonna be smooth! With Maxx fuming in the ring, Bond did the eyebrow, sunglasses and smirk posed... followed by flicking the Vs at Maxx and a swaggering exit!




MATCH RESULTS

Ladies Match Steph Fiery V Tonya Glory
Steph Fiery had her hands full with Tonya Glory in the early going of the match. The veteran seeminly had a counter to all of her moves! However, Steph got a near fall on her by catching her unaware and hitting a modified hiptoss into a powerbomb! Tonya reversed Steph's flying body press attempt into a powerslam and got a long two count. However, after a beautiful dropkick counter to a top rope splash attempt, Steph managed to hook up a stunned Tonya into a picture perfect Kiss of Death. Using a lovely madisole cradle pin, Steph got an impressive victory of the veteran!
WINNER BY PINFALL: Steph Fiery

Backstage, Billy Bond, sprinting, arrived in the parking lot to see his soft-top car... wrecked... by what appeared to be a baseball bat attack. Suddenly, Maxx Pain called his name from the corridor entering the building, whirling a baseball bat, and then ran from Bond, laughing! Bond looked to be absolutely fuming as the scene faded.

MAIN EVENT: Fatal Fourway Match - Maxx Pain V Magic V Billy Bond V Monarch
Monarch arrived with both CCW belts, despite his lack of contract, quite happy to to participate in the match. Magic arrived next, accompanied by the Light-Heavyweight Champ 'El Gambit' Santiago DeTouwce! Whirling his baseball bat, Maxx appeared next... but Billy Bond steamed in and clotheslined him from behind! With Bond and Maxx brawling in the aisle, Magic and Monarch wasted no time, and started laying into each other. Bond got the advantage over Maxx, and judo threw the big man over the shoulder. He followed it with a sligshot onto the concrete floor! Meanwhile Monarch destroyed Magic with a fisherman's DDT as El Gambit watched on with divided loyalty. The two Brits locked eyes, and Bond steamed to the ring, sliding under the ropes and they started duking it out. Monarch gained the upper hand, and set up Bond for the Imperial Impalement, but Magic was up and stopped it with a low blow. However, Magic capitalised on Bond, and nailed a vicious rude awakening neckbreaker! A recovered Maxx Pain however, stopped any chance of there being a pinfall by hitting Magic from behind with a devasting clothesline. All four men layed into each other until Bond somehow managed to grab Monarch and hit a Smooth Roll into a Smooth Operation! Monarch was about to tap, but an Abracadabra from Magic made Bond release the hold! He went for the pin, but Maxx broke it up. Pulling up Magic, Maxx whipped him into the turnbuckles, but mananged to sandwich the ref between Magic and the buckles! With the ref down, the opportunist El Gambit wasn't backward about coming forward with a top rope flying cosh blow to the back of Maxx's head! El G pulled up Bond and as Magic egged him on, measured the Smooth Operator for a cosh blow. Suddenly, Mooncat and Zac Sharp came running down the rampway to even the odds! Before they even got there, Paul Spartan was running behind them! Before long, all hell had broken loose as Gideon and Symon joined Magic and El Gambit. Firefly relinquished his headset and joined the frey. Not wanting to miss the action, the Revelation hit the ring! They were followed by the GZW heavyweight champion Zac Sharp! With uncountable men in the ring, the ref finally gained his consciousness back and saw the Chaos! With no other option he called for the bell. With the crazy brawl all over the arena, Sincere appeared at the top of the Zerotron and stood there laughing as Wyldsyde faded to black!
RESULT: NO CONTEST