Post by Billy Bond on Jun 11, 2002 6:14:59 GMT -6
"Oh Please!"Hi!
The name's Bond, Billy Bond, and here is this week's edition of my exclusive Hotwire column: "Oh Please!".
You'd have thought by now after so many of these columns, I'd have run out of things that make me say: "Oh
Please!", but no! There are so many chumps out there doing stupid things, and saying stupid things, that "Oh
Please!" may well go on forever!
This week, it's all about one man: George W Bush. His gaffs never cease to amaze me, and some of the things he's said just astound me that someone that inept can be in control of the most powerful country in the world. Below are some of his more amusing ones.
So without further ado, I give you this week's edition of... "Oh Please!".
"Should I be fortunate enough to earn your confidence, the mission of the United States military will be to be prepared and ready to fight and win war. And therefore prevent war from happening in the first place."
"After all, it is where children from all over America learn to be responsible citizens, and learn to have the skills necessary to take advantage of our fantastic opportunistic society."
"As a result of evil, there's some amazing things that are taking place in America."
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.''
Man, there is a massive archive of goofs by the most powerful man in the world! I can see this becoming maybe a four part "Oh Please!" special.
Until next time: It's gonna be Smooth!
Billy Bond
