Post by Sir Chris Cairns on Jun 17, 2011 10:01:46 GMT -6
Name: The Moody Bus Driver
Height: 5'7'
Weight: 190lbs
Age: 58
Stance: Controversial Heel
Nicknames:
The Lone Busman, Lord of the Bus, Last Bus Standing,
Bio:
The bane of every commuter's life, The Moody Bus Driver can instantly ruin your day with his hateful quips and refusal to simply stop being a dick. Notorious for beating up passengers if they make eye contact with him, Moody has packed it all in so that he can instead focus on becoming the first bus driver to ever win GZW2K1's prestigious Lord of the Coliseum tournament.
Notable Bus Driving Experiences:
- Once punched a nun in the genital region for giving him the incorrect fare.
- Is heavily rumoured to have been driving the big bus which mowed down William Black.
Strengths:
- Has thick skin and doesn't really care what you think. Got a problem with the way he runs his bus service? Go cry to your fat Momma, dickhead!
- Is tough enough to be able to back up his bile-filled words. Years working the routes on some of Brooklyn's roughest areas have ensured Moody knows how to handle himself.
- Possesses the natural ability to garner instant heel heat. He's a moody bus driver.
Weaknesses:
- Doesn't have very many friends meaning he is vulnerable when it comes to backstage politics.
- Age. This particular bus driver is pushing 60, so his best days may well be behind him.
Catchphrases:
"This bus doesn't go in that direction... MORON!"
"Do I look like a tourist guide to you... DICKHEAD?!"
"You don't have the correct fare... political correctness!"
Of Note...
Moody receives relentless heel heat as he drives his big bus to the ring.
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