Post by The Stooges on Jun 23, 2016 21:08:31 GMT -6
*Ring Ring*
"H..h..ello?"
"Hello, Mister Samson, this is Jason."
"Who the fuck is Jason?!"
"Jason from New Orleans."
"Jason from New Orleans. Listen if this is some groupies husband or boyfriend I just want you to know that I had no idea she had a man. And if that doesn't calm you down I'm sure I can cop you some tickets to any wrestling event the swamp produces."
"No, no, Mister Samson. I'm Jason…"
*Beep*
"Jason…what? Nevermind. I have another call. Hold on."
There is an audible click followed by a very long moment of silence.
"You still there, kid?"
"Uh, yes, sir…of course. I didn't mean to call you this early in the morning but you did say get back with you in a few days."
"It is hella early, kid.
"My apologies, sir. Maybe I should just call you back in a few hours, around lunch time? We can discuss some ideas about the podcast interview."
"Fuck that! I was up all night celebrating and have a hangover from Hell. Listen this is what I'm going to do…fuck that little podcast you got going on. From this point forward you work for me….for Takeover. We need a good personal interviewer and after hearing your podcast you're it."
"I'm…uh…honored, sir. Not for one minute did I ever imagine that this would happen. I was only looking to get you on my podcast."
"Blah, blah, blah, kid. Save all that shit for when I get back into town on Thursday. I'll see you at the Ritz-Carlton."
*Click*
Jason Samson, ESQ.
Jason
"H..h..ello?"
"Hello, Mister Samson, this is Jason."
"Who the fuck is Jason?!"
"Jason from New Orleans."
"Jason from New Orleans. Listen if this is some groupies husband or boyfriend I just want you to know that I had no idea she had a man. And if that doesn't calm you down I'm sure I can cop you some tickets to any wrestling event the swamp produces."
"No, no, Mister Samson. I'm Jason…"
*Beep*
"Jason…what? Nevermind. I have another call. Hold on."
There is an audible click followed by a very long moment of silence.
"You still there, kid?"
"Uh, yes, sir…of course. I didn't mean to call you this early in the morning but you did say get back with you in a few days."
"It is hella early, kid.
"My apologies, sir. Maybe I should just call you back in a few hours, around lunch time? We can discuss some ideas about the podcast interview."
"Fuck that! I was up all night celebrating and have a hangover from Hell. Listen this is what I'm going to do…fuck that little podcast you got going on. From this point forward you work for me….for Takeover. We need a good personal interviewer and after hearing your podcast you're it."
"I'm…uh…honored, sir. Not for one minute did I ever imagine that this would happen. I was only looking to get you on my podcast."
"Blah, blah, blah, kid. Save all that shit for when I get back into town on Thursday. I'll see you at the Ritz-Carlton."
*Click*
Jason Samson, ESQ.
Jason
