Post by Mr. Klown on Nov 5, 2004 23:44:16 GMT -6
Name: Mr. Klown
Real Name: Stu Klown
Former aliases: Ass Clown
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 288 lbs.
Alignment: Face
Theme Song: "Grease Paint And Monkey Brains" by White Zombie
Gimmick: His name gives it away. He is a clown--former clown. He worked for a traveling circus, but got fired when his big red afro made an elephant sneeze, causing a big fiasco. He took up wrestling when he was told that there would be a birthday party in the ring... Instead he got his ass beat by some random wrestler. But since becoming a wrestler, he has developed some good techniques. After years of taking so much punishment and brutality, though, his face is distorted and scarred. So in order to cover that up, Mr. Klown decided to put a clown mask on. Only problem is... He superglued it on and now it won't come off, which he prefers. The rest of his attire consists of a blood stained uniform or street clothes, as seen in pictures above.
Style: While once being the often-clumsy, often-funny, often-sucky wrestler, Mr. Klown has turned his ways. He's now aggressive and brutal with his moves and often turns to weapons and dirty tactics. It's not about wrestling to him anymore; it's about destroying everyone who's destroyed him or made fun of him in the past. Also, with all the pain and suffering he's endured over the past few years he's adapted more to it and takes a sick fetish in feeling pain. Call it immunity, if you will, but he can take a TON of hard shots and devestating moves before finally being knocked out.
Finisher: Last Laugh (Places opponent over shoulder like the start of an Emerald Fusion, then locks his hands under their arms and behind their head like a modified Full Nelson. Once in that position, he'll toss opponent off his shoulder, run forward a bit, then drive them down with a devastating Full Nelson-Diamond Cutter move)
Alt. Finisher: The Farewell Goodbye (PsychoDriver - Torture Rack into sitout piledriver/faceplant)
*mostly a PPV, BIG match move or a desperation move*
Setup: The Punchline (He punches opponent's throat [adam's apple area] with strong force, usually causing a loss of air and coughing up of blood. Mostly hits this out of nowhere. Sometimes wraps barbwire around his hand before doing this.)
*Plays as a setup for "Last Laugh", sometimes can finish a match*
Trademarks:
1. Laughtrack (Places opponent in a Dragon Sleeper submission hold, locked in a body scissors, then with his free hand he tickles the opponent's stomach. attempting to make them laugh.)
2. Joke's On You (Rocker Dropper) *likes to do it on a folded-out steel chair*
3. IT [Implant Tigerplex] (High elevated Tigerplex with implant)
4. Laughingstock (Attempts a powerbomb, but never succeeds in lifting opponent fully up. Instead he botches the move, dropping opponent half-way through and making them land hard on their head or face)
5. All Out and Over (With opponent leaning against the outside barricade, Mr. Klown will come at them with a suicide dive through the ropes, taking the opponent and himself over the barricade and into the fans)
6. Chops to the throat
7. Diving clothesline
8. Clumsy suplex
9. Spits/coughs up blood on opponent's face
10. Botched DDT (screws up the DDT, but to his advantage, as the opponent lands in on their head in odd, painful positions)
*Aerial finnisher*
11. "The Big Top" Cannon Bomb (Senton Splash, similar to Bubba Dudley, except he'll tuck his knees in a bit to add more impact)
12. Suicircus Dive (Sloppy diving headbutt from top rope)
Hardcore Specialties:
Takes a pie pan with whipped cream topping a large layer of barbwire underneath and drives it into opponent's face.
On Mr. Klown's uniform is a black flower... And when the chance arrives he squeezes a pump hidden under his attire that shoots out a very strong pepper spray (mace) from the flower at the opponent.
Takes out a rope formed by multi-colored handkerchiefs tied together, then wraps it around opponent's neck to choke them out and drag them around like a dog.
The basic use of steel chairs, but likes to improvise with them. Such as folding two chairs out and placing them a couple of feet away from each other, then taking a third chair (folded in) and placing it on top of the two, forming a bridge-like structure which he'll slam the opponent through.
He loves to take innocent things and make them tools for his destruction as well. Take a stuffed animal for example... He'd pull out all the stuffing and replace it with thumb tacs, then he can use it during a match to hit the opponent with. Another possible suggestion would be that he takes one of those plastic child sandboxes and fill it with something painful (barbwire, thumbtacks, glass shards hidden in the sand, etc) to throw opponent into.
Titles: GZW Extreme Championship (1x)
