Post by Billy Bond on May 7, 2002 13:11:49 GMT -6
"Oh Please!"
Hi!
The name's Bond, Billy Bond, and here is this week's edition of my exclusive Hotwire column: "Oh Please!".
It's not just cheesy chat up lines that make me say "Oh Please!". There is so much corny crapola out there, that I don't think there's enough paper in the world for me to get down everything that makes me think "Oh Please!"
So this week, it's the turn of bad jokes... most of which can be found on the back of chocolate biscuit wrappers or in Christmas Crackers.
So without further ado, I give you this week's edition of... "Oh Please!".
Q: Why are fish so clever?
A: Because they spend so much time in schools.
Q:Where do penguins go to dance?
A: At a snow ball.
Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.
Until next time: It's gonna be Smooth!
Billy Bond
