Post by Billy Bond on May 2, 2002 15:22:43 GMT -6
"OW! Please!"
Hi!
The name's Bond, Billy Bond, and here is a particularly special edition of my exclusive
Hotwire column: "Oh Please!" or should I say "OW! Please!".
This week are the lines said by chumps that are far too drunk and far to far up their own arse. These are the chat up lines that result in instant slaps, hence: "OW!
Please!".
I tell you, anyone who blurts out one of these humdingers'll get one hell of a whack around the chops if the girl has any self respect. If you don't get a slap round the chops, you can bet it's one of Pimp's exes.
So without further ado, I give you this week's special edition of...
"Oh Please!" ...
"OW! Please!"
"I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there. "
"Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck?"
[Slap]
"HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?"
"I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?"
"Hi, wanna fuck?
[slap] "No!"
"Mind lying down while I do?"
"Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"
"The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word."
Until next time: It's gonna be Smooth!
Billy Bond
