Post by Billy Bond on Apr 25, 2002 12:02:37 GMT -6
"Oh Please!"Hi!
The name's Bond, Billy Bond, and here is this week's edition of my exclusive Hotwire column: "Oh Please!".
These are the tragic lines said by chumps who think they're smooth. These are the tragic lines that when said, the lady in question looks at you with utter distain, and says: "Oh Please!".
You know, it's a funny old game life isn't it? I heard the other day that one of these lines actually worked! She MUST have looked like one of Pimp's putrid 'ladies of leisure'! Either that, or she looked like Pimp! I can't seem to think what's worse...
So without further ado, I give you this week's edition of... "Oh Please!".
"You mother was a thief... she stole the stars and put them in your eyes!"
"I like your dress. It'd look great on my floor."
"Would you like some toast?"
Until next time: It's gonna be Smooth!
Billy Bond
