Lend Me Your Ear 30 April 2002

[Nightwhisper]

Lend Me Your Ear

Been along time but Nightwhisper has returned to the pages of HotWire magazine and alot has changed.Seems like everyone and their great grandmother has a column in the mag that ol' Brown Eyes helped get started.Oh well,no one has the juicy info like Nightwhisper.

Whispers are heard in the air of a possible link between the supposedly "deceased" Tate Troublesome and the growing infection known as Pride.There is no hard evidence to justify the claims but seeing as Kandi Fortune is a "student" of Da Rebel For Da Hell Of It and Troublesome strived on swerves this rumour is too good to pass up.Of course the belief that Tate Troublesome is still alive refuses to go away as well.

The current Television Champion Maxx Pain was seen exitting the office of Deputy Commissioner Sincere over the weekend and the Dream Stealer wore the expression of a man who just won the Heavyweight title.It is clear that the young Symon is already aligned himself with the Jade Dragon and the current Intercontinental Champion Magic has some kind of working arrangement with the Chaosbringer.What could have possibly happen in the meeting with Pain and Sincere?To only be a fly on the wall in that office!!

Speaking of Symon,it has been brought to my knowledge that the reason Sincere has taken the 19 year old former Intercontinental Champ under is his wing is due to that fact Symon is Sincere's child.I even heard that the lovechild known as Symon was a product of a weekend of passion years ago between Sincere and the Bionic Grandma Mrs.Murakame.Hey,I only tell it like I hear it!!

From what I have heard around the Command Suite the Powers Three (Kandi Fortune,Angel Profit-Williams,and Sincere) have plans to dissolve the ultra bloody division known as Extreme.Sighting outrageous behavior lately by GZW wrestlers like El Gambit,Pride,and Extreme Champion Eric Montair the ruling authority are looking to cut back on all the extra violence.In the running to replace the Extreme title are the United States,Southern,or People's Heavyweight title.

Witnesses have expressed that that happy show of solidarity displayed by The Brother}{ood is a complete facade.It is well documented that Chains and Kid Kaos are often seen bickering between themselves over the slightest and smallest things ranging from Chains using Kaos' toothbrush to Kaos wearing the same socks for weeks on end.

Nightwhisper has done some checking and found out this whole "crazy" gimmick is just to get Magic the attention he feels he deserves.Feeling overshadowed by the many newcomers into GZW,Magic and his wife Steph as well as T-Rex and his wife/Commissioner Angel got together over cocktails and concocted this whole angle.The angle is so far planned out that Angel's pregnancy is even a work (not real).What a masterful plan by the Forsaken crew!!

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I have heard that GZW's very own "Entertainment Franchise" is mulling over the decision to hang the boots up for the last time.A retirement tour is being scheduled to last until the end of the summer in which Nathaniel Davis will be booked to face an unknown amount of wrestlers during that stretch.It is believed that during the final days of the summer Davis will be pushed into the main event chase for the GZW Heavyweight Championship.

"Use it or lose it" are the words resounding from the Command Suite and the Powers Three when mentioning the on again off again heat of the tag team division.Talks are of disbanding the division entirely if more focus can't be garnered in the area.

Finally while out on the late night town,these beautiful brown eyes happen to feast on a sight which I thought I would never see.Doing some kind of erky-jerky achy breaky techno dance was Billy Bond.Of course the Smooth One thought he was the smoothest one on the floor,but in a far corner attracting all the female attention was none other than the Love Doctor himself,Alexander Hunt.Rock on with your bad self!!

Nightwhisper