Post by Billy Bond on Apr 19, 2002 12:52:56 GMT -6
"Oh Please!"Hi, it's me, 'Smooth Operator' Billy Bond, the GZW Champion. Hotwire asked me to write an article for the magazine, but gave me no specific assignment. I thought about articles on the crappiness of Pride or the utter lack of talent of Pimp Bizkit... but I was limited to less the a thousand pages, so both of those projects had to be scrapped.
Instead, I came up with this: "Oh Please!" This will be a semi-regular coumn showcasing the WORST chat up lines I have ever heard! Now let me get this straight right away: the Smooth One has NEVER used any of the following chat up lines! I leave the corny shit to Pimp...
So without further ado, I give you... "Oh Please!"
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"
"What's the best sexual position for making beautiful babies? I'll ask your mother, shall I?"
"Here's 20p. Call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight."
Until next time: It's gonna be Smooth!
Billy Bond
