Post by Head Booker on Jan 30, 2002 17:36:46 GMT -6
Pig Latin Announcers (We don't have a Spanish announce team because we aren't racists! Notice how it's always their tables that break)
Ony-tay Chiavonne-say
Age: 39
Position: Pig Latin play by play announcer
Favorite quote: His-tay s-iay he-tay reatest-gay oment-may n-iay he-tay istory-hay f-oay ur-oay reat-gay port-say!
-After working for several years calling matches in another Southern company,Ony-tay left the WCW, What Crappy Wrestling ,for the greener pastures of the GZW.
Ark-may Adden-may
Age: 35
Position: Pig Latin color commentator
Favorite quote: Nootchies-say ootchies-bay!
-Also worked at What Crappy Wrestling as "The Internet's fattest and most unsexiest wrestling insider." But he soon horrified children nationwide by appearing on television....with his shirt off! He left WCW for the GZW because they would pay him not with money, but with cheeseburgers.
Ony-tay Chiavonne-say
Age: 39
Position: Pig Latin play by play announcer
Favorite quote: His-tay s-iay he-tay reatest-gay oment-may n-iay he-tay istory-hay f-oay ur-oay reat-gay port-say!
-After working for several years calling matches in another Southern company,Ony-tay left the WCW, What Crappy Wrestling ,for the greener pastures of the GZW.
Ark-may Adden-may
Age: 35
Position: Pig Latin color commentator
Favorite quote: Nootchies-say ootchies-bay!
-Also worked at What Crappy Wrestling as "The Internet's fattest and most unsexiest wrestling insider." But he soon horrified children nationwide by appearing on television....with his shirt off! He left WCW for the GZW because they would pay him not with money, but with cheeseburgers.
