New Year's Revolution PBP

[The Root]

Ok, so I got a live stream going of NYR. I am going to write down me thoughts on the show.

Right now on Sunday Night Heat we are treated to Vis vs. Hacksaw.

I understand chanting USA is part of Hacksaw's gimmick but FFS Vis is American. Fucking retard.

Oh well. Away we go.

Looking forward to Hardy vs. Nitro!!! Spotfest galore lol.

Stay tuned

[The Root]

Ohhh fire breathing dragons as the stage props.

They are going to start off with the cage match Why blow your load on the first match?

Fuckers.

Music starts as the cage lowers and we get a NYR highlight package.

Just so you know we are at the Kemper arena where Owen died. High spot cage match.....uh oh.

YAY! Melina!!

Match starts....typical back and forth biz. Hardy did the standard 10 count punch to Nitro on the ropes which saw Nitro fall to his ass. Hardy bounces off the rope and catapults his feet into Nitro's face. Nice move.

I do like how they are building a nice slow paced match to build into the high spots.

Both men on the top rop...Hardy drop kicks Nitro into the cage and Hardy lands awkard.

Hardy runs the ropes and damn nears runs out of the cage.

This live stream sucks.

Looks like its blade time for Nitro. Ok...maybe not.

Interesting spot where Nitro got hung upside down from the cage. Nothing came of it though.

Hardy just about won, but Melina took her belt off and smacked Hardy's hands as he was trying to come out. JR is informing us now why Nitro isn't DQ'ed for Melina's actions. No shit...they already said you can only win by pinfall, submission or escape.

Looks like it is time for a big spot, Nitro on top of the cage, halfway out, Hardy pulls him back in, goes for the twist of fate, Nitro shoves him off and Hardy falls to the mat. Nitro going to try and get out of the cage, Hardy trying to crawl out, Melina in the way, ref gets her out of the way, for some reason Nitro crawls across the top of the cage to the top of the door. Nitro starts to climb down, Hardy baseball slides the door and Nitro crotches himself on top of the door and Hardy escapes.

Winner: Hardy
Match: Not bad, but not as exciting as I thought it would be.

Backstage with Grisham and Rated RKO.

Basic jist of interview

Grisham: Why are things so personal?

Edge: We want our spot at the top. We are serious and are going to put an end to DX.

Orton: Blah, blah, blah fighting for out future.

Edge: DX reunion was fun and sold a lot of t-shirts. Now we put an end to DX.

Grisham is gay.

Bonus match up next. Tag team turmoil match. Winners get a tag team title shot in the future.

The Highlanders vs. World's Greatest Tag Team vs. vs

Play by play sucks but I am struggling with my live stream a bit.


More to come

[The Root]

Surprisingly Highlanders going hold for hold with Benjamin and Haas. Actually, the Highlanders are dominating which can only mean one thing. They will lose. Robby gets the hot tag, dominates and all looks well. Within the blink of an eye Rory is thrown out of the ring, Shelton leaps to the top rope in a single bound and superplexs Robby for the win.

Next team...Hacksaw and Super Crazy? Hacksaw was just on Heat getting his ass kicked by Big Vis. Anyways, Super Crazy takes the pinfall. Sad.

Cade and Murdoch are out next and storm the ring beating on Shelton. I am pretty sure Cade is the product of HBK and HHH's love child.

I like Murdoch. He cracks me up. Nice heel vs. heel match actually. Cade and Murdoch are dominating again so I can only assume they will pull of the vicotry. Haas and Benjamin seem to being playing the babyfaces as far as hot tags go. Haas locks on some sort of cool submission move while the ref is busy with Benjamin. Cade comes off the top rope with an elbow drop and makes the pin.

Yo yo yo. It's Cryme Tyme.

Cade and Murdoch really are a good tag team. They have some nice double team moves. JTG is playing the part of the beat down victim as we speak. I am almost expecting WGTT to come back out and cost Cryme Tyme the match. Nice move by JTG got get the tag. Hopped out of a suplex and jumped to his corner. Shad is in and live stream is dead.

We are back and Cryme Tyme has won. Don't know how yet though. It appears they won legit for once though.

Cryme Tyme will face the winner of the tag team championship match.

Backstage: Vince and and Coach talking about Trump and Rosey

Vince claims he will make Donald Trump vs. Rosey O' Donnal on Monday Night Raw tomorrow.

Coach is kissing McMahon's ass saying it was brilliant how McMahon took his catchphrase back of "You're Fired." Coach says it is the best catchphrase of all time. Vince walks away from Coach and Coach keeps talking about the "You're Fired" catchphrase being the greatest of all time. Coach turns around to find Ron Simmons. Ron points out his shirt, screams his catchphrase and segment is over.

Back to JR and King who promote Rosey vs. Trump lol. Silly. Guess Donald will be on RAW tomorrow.

Back to the action. Kenny vs. Flair is up next.

[The Root]

Kenny comes out in a robe and new music...I think. Don't remember his music from RAW. Kenny gets on the mic and says Flair's excuse for losing tonight will be the attack he suffered at RAW from Edge and Orton. Flair comes out in a hot pink robe that only Sean, V and M-Sync would wear. Kenny doesn't have his headband on. Strange.

Kenny gets early control of the match but Flair comes back with his chops knocking Kenny out of the ring. As always Flair takes a suplex on the outside of the ring. Kenny works on Flair's back leading up to a rarely seen Boston Crab. Nice. Old school.

Kenny looks like Owen Hart. He better watch out in this arena.

Pretty sloppy Boston Crab. Shout out for the Rocky Balboa movie from the King, which I must agree was good. DVD screener is already making the rounds on the net.

Kenny goes for the figure 4, small package by Flair, two count and Flair is on his Rocky comeback. Well he was, now he is climbing to the top so there goes his comeback.

Missile dropkick by Kenny. 2 count only. Flair with a thumb to the eye out of nowhere followed by a chop block...then another. Knee to the head. Wooo! Flair goes for the figure four...Kenny struggles so Flair steps on Kenny's nuts. Flair locks it in. the crowd is behind Flair. Flair is slapping Kenny. Wooo! Kenny to the ropes.

Low blow by Kenny and a small package later Kenny is the winner.

They are putting over how Kenny used a play out of Flair's book for the win.

Backstage Nitro and Melina are talking. Nitro tells Melina to call Mercury and tell them Hardy's are going to pay. Melina goes out of the room and runs into Victoria. Victoria tells her that the only diva not on her list is her...Melina. The reason why is because they could form a team and dominate the women's division together. If Melina helps Victoria win tonight Melina will get the first shot and out of Nitro and Melina...at least one of them will be a champion. Melina is interested.

Women's match up next.

[The Root]

Mickie vs. Victoria

Seems these two are wanting to put on a wrestling show

Lilian for some reason is getting pissed and taking exception to Victoria. Foreshadowing perhaps?

Victoria dominating the women's champ with various blows to the head and choke holds.

Vicious hair throw by Victoria followed by a beautiful missed moonsault.

Mickie with a comeback and seems to have called on her psycho side.

Melina is back

She just gets knocked down. Melina grabs Mickie feet causing a distraction. Victoria goes for the widow's peak and Mickie rolls it up for a 2. Maria and Candice come out of nowhere and take out Melina. Mickie with a tornado DDT and gets the pinfall. Candice seemingly has a new nose. However, it looks as a new feud is indeed born. I predict a 3 on 2 match tomorrow on Raw.

Winner: Mickie "Hot bod" James.

I predict a DX segment next....

Hogan commercial for his terrible DVD.

Haha JR made the same mistake as Masters and called it New Year's Resolution.

Well the tag team match is next it seems. DX/RKO highlight package.

Stay tuned.

[Icon Lord Leon Corbin]

Quick side note: Can you see that big cunt in the off-yellow t-shirt in the crowd? Bloody hell...

[The Root]

Fuck I wish I could fastforward thru these fucking highlights.

Here comes DX. Seems like they are going to talk...oh wait they always do. I do like the DX light sticks. They probably charg3 15 bucks for something you can buy for 2 bucks at Walmart.

Kansas City appears to be ready.

Triple H reminds us that this is the frosted sugar side. Let's get ready to suck it...


Edge and Orton comes out and DX goes apeshit. They attack and we have a huge brawl on the outside of the ring. the bell hasn't rang so anything goes. I think everyone who knows about this live stream found out DX is fighting cause the live stream has gone to shit.

They finally get in the ring and the bell rings and the live stream is gone.

Triple H hurt his knee....


more to come

[Icon Lord Leon Corbin]

Tag match was good

[The Root]

Triple H is legitimately hurt. He did something to his knee on a spinebuster. It is a definite injury as he has been down for most of the match since it has happened not to mention everyone seems to be at a loss of what to do. Orton just got busted bad....and I mean bad. Triple H seems to be coming back from his injury though, but there were moments of the match that was ugly. ORton tried to give HHH an RKO and HHH couldn't stand meaning Orton gave HHH the worst RKO in the history of RKO's. I think Orton bladed way to bad. He got cut open the hard way earlier but now he is just bleeding by the pint. The ref is out and the chairs are flying.

Both announcer's tables are getting ready to be destroyed. Triple H is somehow managing to stand...althogh limbing. Triple H pedigrees Edge and the table doesn't break. HBK with a flying elbow from the ring onto the table. Orton is still bleeding badly.

Seems the match is now over for no reason lol. DX music hits and Triple H is being tended to immediately. HBK has grabbed the tag titles and tossed them into the ring...don't know if they won them or not. Triple H's left knee seems to have collapsed.

Officials are all over Orton who is making a Flair blade job look like child's play.

Props to HHH for finishing the match even though it took him about 5 minutes just to be able to stand.

Backstage Grisham is interviewing fag boy Cena.

Cena pretends to be a voice over announcer saying he will shoot lightning out of his ass and make Umaga say his first words. FHEPIFHPP which means I got my ass kicked.

He then goes on to state that that isn't the truth. Truth is he is facing someone who is undefeated but he will do whatever it takes blah blah blah, flup my line, and finish strong.

Typical terrible promo from Cena.

Royal Rumble preview. All three brands will compete. Early Prediction: Undertaker wins.

Back with more.

[The Root]

neonleon said:

Quick side note: Can you see that big cunt in the off-yellow t-shirt in the crowd? Bloody hell...

I shall look.


Oooh lah. Torrie Wilson

[The Root]

My live stream went out during Masters/Carlito so I don't know who won. Anywho Cena vs. Umaga was alright until the end when Cena rolled Umaga for the three. Fucking sad.

Destroy All Humans!!!

Play.com seems to be having a big sale.

Smokin Aces might be good thanks to Jeremy Piven.

What a freaky commercial with the little dead girl and the speed limits.

[Icon Lord Leon Corbin]

Masters won, Jer...and JR said something about the Masterlock not ever being officially broken...? I thought you guys said it was? Or is JR a twat?

[Icon Lord Leon Corbin]

Oh and you seem to have English adverts lol...this event is playing on Sky Sports.

[The Root]

I guess it got "broken" at the Christmas with the troops thing by a soldier. However, Coach said it didn't count. I don't think the soldier was meant to break it or something. I have no clue I didn't watch it.

[Head Booker]

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